Etiquette for taking a shit?.. - GoFuckYourself.com

fulcrumstudio · 09-10-2004, 12:34 AM

Not cool....friend calls. Says hey, am in the area gonna stop by and say what's up.... He shows up for 15 minutes, uses the toilet, takes a huge shit, plugs the toilet........say's nada and leaves. I go to use the toilet and the fucker left a surprise.....

How do ya pay someone back for that.....

PiksalDesign · 09-10-2004, 12:36 AM

Priceless.

Take a shit on his car.

RedShoe · 09-10-2004, 12:36 AM

OMFG!!! I think I threw up a little bit just now!

There is nothing you can do except kill him. I mean.. really.. kill him.

block · 09-10-2004, 12:37 AM

Take a shit at his place and wipe your ass with his shower curtain

RedShoe · 09-10-2004, 12:37 AM

hey if you can stomach it... get some rubber gloves and some gas masks and pull it out and put it in a bag and take it to his house in a tightly wrapped box and tell him he left it at your house.

PiksalDesign · 09-10-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by block
Take a shit at his place and wipe your ass with his shower curtain

YES!

Joesho · 09-10-2004, 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
hey if you can stomach it... get some rubber gloves and some gas masks and pull it out and put it in a bag and take it to his house in a tightly wrapped box and tell him he left it at your house.

LOL I wil remember this one , it is a beauty eh?

bringer · 09-10-2004, 06:57 AM

put it on his door step in a paperbag and light it on fire
ring the doorbell and hide in his bushs

ezrydn · 09-10-2004, 07:01 AM

Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.

Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!

Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!

EpicLisa · 09-10-2004, 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by ezrydn
Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.

Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!

Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!

all of the above plus run his toothbrush over the shit on the towel rinse it clear of the evidence . . . but it's not really gone

mardigras · 09-10-2004, 07:37 AM

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Originally posted by ezrydn
Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.

Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!

Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!

For best results, do these things when there are several people over so you can act shocked and outraged when he tells you about it later.

LukieD · 09-10-2004, 07:38 AM

Piss through his letter box or take a shit and freeze it and put it in a chocolate bar wrapper and send it to him ;)

Phoenix · 09-10-2004, 07:42 AM

just grab half a fish from themarket.. put it into his heating or cooling ducts..or maybe behind some furniture

macho · 09-10-2004, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by PiksalDesign

Priceless.

Take a shit on his car.

Try this!!

Mack · 09-10-2004, 07:48 AM

I think Joesho pointed it out the other day............ Go Upperdeck on him. Give him a gift that keeps on giving

iamkathi · 09-10-2004, 07:54 AM

Hey.... What are friends for???

09-10-2004, 12:34 AM	#1
fulcrumstudio Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 414	Etiquette for taking a shit?.. Not cool....friend calls. Says hey, am in the area gonna stop by and say what's up.... He shows up for 15 minutes, uses the toilet, takes a huge shit, plugs the toilet........say's nada and leaves. I go to use the toilet and the fucker left a surprise..... How do ya pay someone back for that..... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	hey if you can stomach it... get some rubber gloves and some gas masks and pull it out and put it in a bag and take it to his house in a tightly wrapped box and tell him he left it at your house. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

09-10-2004, 06:57 AM	#8
bringer i have man boobies Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: van down by the river Posts: 13,082	put it on his door step in a paperbag and light it on fire ring the doorbell and hide in his bushs __________________ 333-765-551

09-10-2004, 07:01 AM	#9
ezrydn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Guadalajara, MX Posts: 695	Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was. Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower! Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!

09-10-2004, 07:38 AM	#12
LukieD Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Posts: 927	Piss through his letter box or take a shit and freeze it and put it in a chocolate bar wrapper and send it to him ;)

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Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	just grab half a fish from themarket.. put it into his heating or cooling ducts..or maybe behind some furniture __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

09-10-2004, 07:48 AM	#15
Mack Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,017	I think Joesho pointed it out the other day............ Go Upperdeck on him. Give him a gift that keeps on giving

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