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Originally posted by ezrydn
Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.
Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!
Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!
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all of the above plus run his toothbrush over the shit on the towel rinse it clear of the evidence . . . but it's not really gone