Etiquette for taking a shit?..
 

Not cool....friend calls. Says hey, am in the area gonna stop by and say what's up.... He shows up for 15 minutes, uses the toilet, takes a huge shit, plugs the toilet........say's nada and leaves. I go to use the toilet and the fucker left a surprise.....

How do ya pay someone back for that.....

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Priceless.

Take a shit on his car.

OMFG!!! I think I threw up a little bit just now!

There is nothing you can do except kill him. I mean.. really.. kill him.

Take a shit at his place and wipe your ass with his shower curtain :1orglaugh

hey if you can stomach it... get some rubber gloves and some gas masks and pull it out and put it in a bag and take it to his house in a tightly wrapped box and tell him he left it at your house.

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YES!

LOL I wil remember this one , it is a beauty eh?

put it on his door step in a paperbag and light it on fire
ring the doorbell and hide in his bushs

Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.

Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!

Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!

all of the above plus run his toothbrush over the shit on the towel rinse it clear of the evidence . . . but it's not really gone

For best results, do these things when there are several people over so you can act shocked and outraged when he tells you about it later.:thumbsup

Piss through his letter box or take a shit and freeze it and put it in a chocolate bar wrapper and send it to him ;)

just grab half a fish from themarket.. put it into his heating or cooling ducts..or maybe behind some furniture

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Try this!!:)

I think Joesho pointed it out the other day............ Go Upperdeck on him. Give him a gift that keeps on giving

Hey.... What are friends for??? :1orglaugh