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  • fulcrumstudio
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 414
    #1

    Etiquette for taking a shit?..

    Not cool....friend calls. Says hey, am in the area gonna stop by and say what's up.... He shows up for 15 minutes, uses the toilet, takes a huge shit, plugs the toilet........say's nada and leaves. I go to use the toilet and the fucker left a surprise.....

    How do ya pay someone back for that.....
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    • PiksalDesign
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 1632
      #2


      Priceless.

      Take a shit on his car.
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        • RedShoe
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          • Feb 2001
          • 14831
          #3
          OMFG!!! I think I threw up a little bit just now!

          There is nothing you can do except kill him. I mean.. really.. kill him.

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            • block
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              • Jan 2004
              • 1258
              #4
              Take a shit at his place and wipe your ass with his shower curtain

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                • RedShoe
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 14831
                  #5
                  hey if you can stomach it... get some rubber gloves and some gas masks and pull it out and put it in a bag and take it to his house in a tightly wrapped box and tell him he left it at your house.

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                    • PiksalDesign
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 1632
                      #6
                      Originally posted by block
                      Take a shit at his place and wipe your ass with his shower curtain



                      YES!
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                        • Joesho
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 12329
                          #7
                          Originally posted by RedShoe
                          hey if you can stomach it... get some rubber gloves and some gas masks and pull it out and put it in a bag and take it to his house in a tightly wrapped box and tell him he left it at your house.

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                            • bringer
                              i have man boobies
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 13082
                              #8
                              put it on his door step in a paperbag and light it on fire
                              ring the doorbell and hide in his bushs
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                                • ezrydn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 695
                                  #9
                                  Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.

                                  Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!

                                  Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!

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                                    • EpicLisa
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 305
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by ezrydn
                                      Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.

                                      Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!

                                      Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!
                                      all of the above plus run his toothbrush over the shit on the towel rinse it clear of the evidence . . . but it's not really gone
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                                        • mardigras
                                          Bon temps!
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 14194
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ezrydn
                                          Better than wipping your ass with his shower curtain, try this. You know how people fold towels in the bathroom when they hang them? Well, wipe your ass with the "inside" of the towel. Refold it and hang it back where it was.

                                          Let HIM figure out where the smell's coming from. Better yet, imagine the surprise when he gets out of the shower!

                                          Oh, don't forget to piss on the roll of TP before you leave!
                                          For best results, do these things when there are several people over so you can act shocked and outraged when he tells you about it later.
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                                            • LukieD
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 927
                                              #12
                                              Piss through his letter box or take a shit and freeze it and put it in a chocolate bar wrapper and send it to him ;)

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                                                • Phoenix
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 35475
                                                  #13
                                                  just grab half a fish from themarket.. put it into his heating or cooling ducts..or maybe behind some furniture
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                                                    • macho
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                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 2875
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by PiksalDesign


                                                      Priceless.

                                                      Take a shit on his car.

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                                                        • Mack
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                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 1017
                                                          #15
                                                          I think Joesho pointed it out the other day............ Go Upperdeck on him. Give him a gift that keeps on giving

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                                                            • iamkathi
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 409
                                                              #16
                                                              Hey.... What are friends for???

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