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Old 09-08-2004, 06:21 AM   #1
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CumSensei´s cook book. Part #1 Tomato Sause.

Ok do you want to surprise your partner this weekend? How about doing you OWN tomato sause? Think its hard? It´s not. I will from time to time give you some good ideas and illustrate them with pictures. Sorry if I cant tell you the right names on all stuff I have in these food ideas but hey there is pictures

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CumSensei´s tomato sause!

Ok lets start with what we need.



We need basil
1 BIG union or 2 smaller
3 pices of garlic.
14 tomatoes
salt and pepper
Olive oil



Start by cutting out the green "button" on each tomato with a small knife. Also cut 4 small cuts out from the hole you get after cutting out the "green button"




Now its time to get the skin of the tomatoes. Take a pan with water and heat it untill it boils. Dip the tomatoes into the hot water and look for when the skins tart to crawl off..thats when you take them out and put them to cool down a little on your desk. WARNING THEY ARE HOT!!



When they have gotten a little cooler you just take your fingers and pick the skin of each tomato. It comes of realy easy.



This is what the tomatoes looks like after the skin is off.



I always think it´s better to cook in a real iron pan because they take the heat you need better then say a aliminium pan.
So get a real iron pan
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:21 AM   #2
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Put some olive oil in the pan to cover the bottom of the pan.

Cut the union and garlic fairly fine. So they dont have big parts.



Fry the garlic and union in the pan. Also salt and pepper will be added in this stage to let the oil and union soak up the flawours.



While the unions are frying in the pan cut each tomato in 4 pieces.
Then add them to the pan.



Now its time to use the hand mixer. Work the tomatoes untill it get as fine or as big bits as you want it. I prefeer my sause with small bits in it so its not completly smooth.



After you are done you get this result hopfully
There are however WAY to much water in here now so thats why this pan have to stand on low heat for this water to boil up and the saus becomes a little thicker.
Takes around 1 hour or so.



Before you put the lid on the pan cut the basil up rough and put it in the sause and then put a lid on it and let it just stand on low heat.
Check it from time to time and stir so the tamtoes dont burn at the bottom of the pan.

Thats it! Serve with some pasta or rice. Yuo can also put small pieces of chicken in this and you got the best pasta sause ever!

I promice ones you tried this you will never buy that fucking sause in the store again!

Good luck fellow surfers and please let me know if you tried it!

CumSensei aka FOOD Sensei
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:28 AM   #3
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got some leftovers dude ?!
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:29 AM   #4
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I'm getting hungry
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Old 09-08-2004, 07:39 AM   #5
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mmmmmmmmm, now I'm hungry !
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Old 09-08-2004, 07:40 AM   #6
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can you ICQ me some sauce for 2 persons?
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Old 09-08-2004, 07:51 AM   #7
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Great man! A bit gayish mixer maybe but...
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Old 09-08-2004, 07:57 AM   #8
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Looks good, will have to try it out. I also suppose you can use plum tomatoes instead?
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:13 AM   #9
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Nice.... Now I´m hungry....
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:30 AM   #10
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Those tomatoes look delicious but I'm too lazy to go through all that cooking. Don't you have Ragu in Sweden?
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:37 AM   #11
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Thats really cool man.
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:39 AM   #12
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it's sauce
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:52 AM   #13
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it's sauce
Cut him some slack, he's just a dumb Swede.
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Old 09-08-2004, 08:57 AM   #14
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I could smell that all the here in colorado. Looks tasty.
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:06 AM   #15
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Cut him some slack, he's just a dumb Swede.
ah be nice - or he'll make a video cussing you out! LOL

Sensei is a good guy, I just read it and said "it's sauce" to myself like ten times. It's not his fault I am really anal.
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ah be nice - or he'll make a video cussing you out! LOL
Or worse, he could call me up and cuss me out!

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Sensei is a good guy, I just read it and said "it's sauce" to myself like ten times. It's not his fault I am really anal.
Yeah, I know he's a nice guy, that's why I'm messing with him.
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:19 AM   #17
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it's sauce
I remember that next time you write a whole meal in swedish

Nothing much I can do about the spelling...no time to look it up all the time.

Make the dinner or dont
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Looks good. I'd put in at least twice the garlic though
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Make the dinner or dont
BTW, forgot to say, thanks for the cooking tip, cool deal!

Now change that damn sig of yours and use 1000 bills in the pic this time.
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BTW, forgot to say, thanks for the cooking tip, cool deal!

Now change that damn sig of yours and use 1000 bills in the pic this time.
No probs man.

I just enjoyed that tomato sauce with some fiber pasta and chicken. FUCKING GREAT!
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I wanna eat now sensei
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Old 09-08-2004, 12:36 PM   #22
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I wanna eat now sensei
Hey it just take a hour or so to make this
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