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CumSensei 09-08-2004 06:21 AM

CumSensei´s cook book. Part #1 Tomato Sause.
 
Ok do you want to surprise your partner this weekend? How about doing you OWN tomato sause? Think its hard? It´s not. I will from time to time give you some good ideas and illustrate them with pictures. Sorry if I cant tell you the right names on all stuff I have in these food ideas but hey there is pictures :)

We start today with..
CumSensei´s tomato sause!

Ok lets start with what we need.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom1.jpg

We need basil
1 BIG union or 2 smaller
3 pices of garlic.
14 tomatoes
salt and pepper
Olive oil

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom2.jpg

Start by cutting out the green "button" on each tomato with a small knife. Also cut 4 small cuts out from the hole you get after cutting out the "green button"


http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom3.jpg

Now its time to get the skin of the tomatoes. Take a pan with water and heat it untill it boils. Dip the tomatoes into the hot water and look for when the skins tart to crawl off..thats when you take them out and put them to cool down a little on your desk. WARNING THEY ARE HOT!!

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom4.jpg

When they have gotten a little cooler you just take your fingers and pick the skin of each tomato. It comes of realy easy.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom6.jpg

This is what the tomatoes looks like after the skin is off.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom5.jpg

I always think it´s better to cook in a real iron pan because they take the heat you need better then say a aliminium pan.
So get a real iron pan :)

CumSensei 09-08-2004 06:21 AM

Put some olive oil in the pan to cover the bottom of the pan.

Cut the union and garlic fairly fine. So they dont have big parts.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom7.jpg

Fry the garlic and union in the pan. Also salt and pepper will be added in this stage to let the oil and union soak up the flawours.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom8.jpg

While the unions are frying in the pan cut each tomato in 4 pieces.
Then add them to the pan.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom9.jpg

Now its time to use the hand mixer. Work the tomatoes untill it get as fine or as big bits as you want it. I prefeer my sause with small bits in it so its not completly smooth.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom10.jpg

After you are done you get this result hopfully :)
There are however WAY to much water in here now so thats why this pan have to stand on low heat for this water to boil up and the saus becomes a little thicker.
Takes around 1 hour or so.

http://www.cumswapmovies.com/cs/gfy/tom11.jpg

Before you put the lid on the pan cut the basil up rough and put it in the sause and then put a lid on it and let it just stand on low heat.
Check it from time to time and stir so the tamtoes dont burn at the bottom of the pan.

Thats it! Serve with some pasta or rice. Yuo can also put small pieces of chicken in this and you got the best pasta sause ever!

I promice ones you tried this you will never buy that fucking sause in the store again!

Good luck fellow surfers and please let me know if you tried it!

CumSensei aka FOOD Sensei :thumbsup

piskas 09-08-2004 06:28 AM

got some leftovers dude ?! :thumbsup

swedguy 09-08-2004 06:29 AM

I'm getting hungry :Graucho

Basic_man 09-08-2004 07:39 AM

mmmmmmmmm, now I'm hungry !

MaDalton 09-08-2004 07:40 AM

can you ICQ me some sauce for 2 persons? :1orglaugh :Graucho

chupachups 09-08-2004 07:51 AM

Great man! A bit gayish mixer maybe but...:)

CBytch 09-08-2004 07:57 AM

Looks good, will have to try it out. I also suppose you can use plum tomatoes instead?

tranza 09-08-2004 08:13 AM

Nice.... Now I´m hungry....

escorpio 09-08-2004 08:30 AM

Those tomatoes look delicious but I'm too lazy to go through all that cooking. Don't you have Ragu in Sweden?

beergood 09-08-2004 08:37 AM

Thats really cool man. :thumbsup

Steve 09-08-2004 08:39 AM

it's sauce

DamageX 09-08-2004 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
it's sauce
Cut him some slack, he's just a dumb Swede. :)

psili 09-08-2004 08:57 AM

I could smell that all the here in colorado. Looks tasty.

Steve 09-08-2004 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamageX
Cut him some slack, he's just a dumb Swede. :)
ah be nice - or he'll make a video cussing you out! LOL

Sensei is a good guy, I just read it and said "it's sauce" to myself like ten times. It's not his fault I am really anal.

DamageX 09-08-2004 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
ah be nice - or he'll make a video cussing you out! LOL
Or worse, he could call me up and cuss me out!

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
Sensei is a good guy, I just read it and said "it's sauce" to myself like ten times. It's not his fault I am really anal.
Yeah, I know he's a nice guy, that's why I'm messing with him. :)

CumSensei 09-08-2004 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
it's sauce
I remember that next time you write a whole meal in swedish :winkwink:

Nothing much I can do about the spelling...no time to look it up all the time.

Make the dinner or dont :thumbsup

Tom_PMs 09-08-2004 09:24 AM

Looks good. I'd put in at least twice the garlic though :)

DamageX 09-08-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
Make the dinner or dont :thumbsup
BTW, forgot to say, thanks for the cooking tip, cool deal! :thumbsup

Now change that damn sig of yours and use 1000 bills in the pic this time. :Graucho

CumSensei 09-08-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamageX
BTW, forgot to say, thanks for the cooking tip, cool deal! :thumbsup

Now change that damn sig of yours and use 1000 bills in the pic this time. :Graucho

No probs man.

I just enjoyed that tomato sauce with some fiber pasta and chicken. FUCKING GREAT!

Doctor Dre 09-08-2004 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chupachups
Great man! A bit gayish mixer maybe but...:)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wanna eat now sensei

CumSensei 09-08-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I wanna eat now sensei

Hey it just take a hour or so to make this :)


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