25 reasons to kick Canada's ass - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 03:07 PM

Help me list them...

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

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Jdoughs · 09-07-2004, 03:13 PM

Celine Dion and Bryan Adams need to be added to that list.

alexg · 09-07-2004, 03:15 PM

umm..
because they didn't do very well in the olympics?

alexg · 09-07-2004, 03:16 PM

maybe because they are bigger then the US, and on top, therefore creating a threat on the US?

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 03:16 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

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alexg · 09-07-2004, 03:17 PM

oh I know..

because they're better then the US in ice hockey

now that's grounds for invasion

Vitasoy · 09-07-2004, 03:17 PM

Torontorians, think they're the center of the universe.

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
Torontorians, think they're the center of the universe.

Yes, but so do New Yorkers, so we cancel each other out.

sickkittens · 09-07-2004, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
maybe because they are bigger then the US, and on top, therefore creating a threat on the US?

Do Canadians actually feel they are superior because they are "on top"?

Jdoughs · 09-07-2004, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
oh I know..

because they're better then the US in ice hockey

now that's grounds for invasion

BAHAHHAHHAA that reminds me of a great joke!!!

alexg · 09-07-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
BAHAHHAHHAA that reminds me of a great joke!!!

so, are you gonna charge for telling it or what?

galleryseek · 09-07-2004, 03:21 PM

Because they always close their sentances with "Eh?" / "Ay?"

or is that some other country?

Alex · 09-07-2004, 03:23 PM

What are you talkinb Aboot?

Jdoughs · 09-07-2004, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
so, are you gonna charge for telling it or what?

At school one day....The teacher askes the class to take turns, coming to the board and telling what their Daddys do for a living.

Timmy was the last kid to go up. He walks up to the board and looks at the whole class....takes one big deep breath and says....

"My dad is a Gay Cabaret Dancer at the "Faggot Foxhole" in town."

The teacher quickly gets Timmy back to his seat and changes the topic for the class...to get it out of the kids minds.

Later that day after school, the teacher tells Timmy to stay to have a word with her. She asked him "Timmy, is your dad really a gay cabaret dancer at the Faggot Foxhole, and if so are you ok with that?"

Timmy nods and says..."Actually my dad isnt a Gay Cabaret Dancer, hes a defencemen for TEAM USA, but i didnt want the kids to laugh at me."

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 03:26 PM

Okay ... I have a beer buzz on ...
YES - believe it - I have been bombed and chatted on GFY.

lol
you "Am - er - ree - cans" as my brother would say ...that measurement is "8/16ths of an inch"....

; )

Doctor Dre · 09-07-2004, 03:28 PM

Sleazydream

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
At school one day....The teacher askes the class to take turns, coming to the board and telling what their Daddys do for a living.

Timmy was the last kid to go up. He walks up to the board and looks at the whole class....takes one big deep breath and says....

"My dad is a Gay Cabaret Dancer at the "Faggot Foxhole" in town."

The teacher quickly gets Timmy back to his seat and changes the topic for the class...to get it out of the kids minds.

Later that day after school, the teacher tells Timmy to stay to have a word with her. She asked him "Timmy, is your dad really a gay cabaret dancer at the Faggot Foxhole, and if so are you ok with that?"

Timmy nods and says..."Actually my dad isnt a Gay Cabaret Dancer, hes a defencemen for TEAM USA, but i didnt want the kids to laugh at me."

wtf ...was that ???
One thing about Canadians we can poke fun at ourselves.
Political humour is much more accepted here then down south in the country we should have take over centuries ago...

; )

xxxdesign-net · 09-07-2004, 03:29 PM

10- Manitoba (total a waste of space...)

beergood · 09-07-2004, 03:29 PM

BECAUSE FUCK CANADA

Vitasoy · 09-07-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
oh I know..

because they're better then the US in ice hockey

now that's grounds for invasion

They still have world cup bragging rights, but I have doubts they'll get pass the Russians this time around.

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
BECAUSE FUCK CANADA

Home of the Canadian Beaver ...
bring it on biotches ...
just chillaxen now

alexg · 09-07-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
At school one day....The teacher askes the class to take turns, coming to the board and telling what their Daddys do for a living.

Timmy was the last kid to go up. He walks up to the board and looks at the whole class....takes one big deep breath and says....

"My dad is a Gay Cabaret Dancer at the "Faggot Foxhole" in town."

The teacher quickly gets Timmy back to his seat and changes the topic for the class...to get it out of the kids minds.

Later that day after school, the teacher tells Timmy to stay to have a word with her. She asked him "Timmy, is your dad really a gay cabaret dancer at the Faggot Foxhole, and if so are you ok with that?"

Timmy nods and says..."Actually my dad isnt a Gay Cabaret Dancer, hes a defencemen for TEAM USA, but i didnt want the kids to laugh at me."

nice one..

pure canadian humor i believe

Jdoughs · 09-07-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg

nice one..

pure canadian humor i believe

heh well i am a purebread.

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
10- Manitoba (total a waste of space...)

okay okay ...
you win ...

lol

Jdoughs · 09-07-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
They still have world cup bragging rights, but I have doubts they'll get pass the Russians this time around.

They will skate circles around them. Bigger , Faster and, and well the rest dont matter.

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 03:37 PM

Well at least in Canada - particularily Quebec - you have to talk to someone before you know you hate them ....

comedy channel

In the USA we already know we hate everyone without - oil.

; )

I have a beer buzz - just chillaxen - it's all good.

Tempest · 09-07-2004, 03:43 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything
We really don't. We just say it to get the US people worked up.

2. They think they matter
Everyone on the planet is a special unique snowflake.

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)
Take them if you want, I'm sure they'd love to be part of the US. Take all their debt with you by the way.

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.
Seriously. Take this one off. We're ashamed something like this breaths our air.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.
Beachcombers man!!!

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.
We make movies??.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.
blah blah blah.. nah nah nah.

8. Celine Dion.
Do you really want me to mention Whitney?

9. Brian Adams
As opposed to?? Kenny G maybe???

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 03:45 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

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CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 03:47 PM

Tempest, relax man.... this thread is a parrody of this one... http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...adid=353064&s=

In case you didn't notice, I myself am Canadian.

Dagwolf · 09-07-2004, 03:49 PM

What number are we on?

Canadian beer tastes better and has a higher alcohol content.

Rictor · 09-07-2004, 03:52 PM

Best thread ever.

Because they have stupid floppy heads as seen in South Park.

Because Canadian webmasters work for peanuts and steal jobs from Americans because $1 US is worth like $1,000 Canadian.

Because there's only like 1 person per million square miles so they couldn't get a decent sized army together to fight us.

Because they're a bunch of moose fuckers.

Canadians smell bad.

They leave their doors unlocked so they obviously won't be expecting an invasion.

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 03:59 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

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Tempest · 09-07-2004, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Tempest, relax man.... this thread is a parrody of this one... http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...adid=353064&s=

In case you didn't notice, I myself am Canadian.

ha ha ha.. Yeah.. I noticed after I had posted it.

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 04:10 PM

Ya man ...
take it easy
we're just chillaxen ....

chill ...
relax ...

it's humour

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tempest
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4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.
[i]Seriously. Take this one off. We're ashamed something like this breaths our air.

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BRYAN ADAMS

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ROFLMAO

aaahhh
still laughing

gxer · 09-07-2004, 04:13 PM

cause CANADA is a huge village and their political weight in the world goes next after Mongolia

Because canadian programers pray every night to get job in US.
Because canadian women ugly
because wanna be Americans , but they are "peeeeeeeeeeeeeep" from Asia mala-mala sina-mama

enough ?

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 04:13 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

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CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 04:15 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

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sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 04:16 PM

Our beer is better - THAT IS NOT A JOKE.
Where is Loryn or Lensman when you need them.

You should be banned for this improper use or attempt of humour.

Matrix · 09-07-2004, 04:17 PM

Many exaggerate about everything being so bad in the US and so great in Canada but they live and work here.

Basic_man · 09-07-2004, 04:18 PM

a big GO FUCK YO)URSELF !

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matrix
Many exaggerate about everything being so bad in the US and so great in Canada but they live and work here.

Like my brother demands of his sub-ordinates that work below him ...

listen you "Am-er-ree-cans" ... "that's 8/16ths of an inch".
; )

Rob · 09-07-2004, 04:23 PM

1. Because they have FREE HEALTHCARE!!!! Bastards.

2. What the fuck is a mounty and why is a state icon!?!?! It's a cross between the two things Americans hate the most: Troopers and Brits!

3. They speak French in some areas.

sexeducation · 09-07-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation
Like my brother demands of his sub-ordinates that work below him ...

listen you "Am-er-ree-cans" ... "that's 8/16ths of an inch".
; )

The real funny part is - Americans actually hate that joke.
right?

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 04:32 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

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GiantGnome · 09-07-2004, 04:43 PM

Their coins get stuck in the vending machines !@#$%^

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 04:46 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

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GiantGnome · 09-07-2004, 04:57 PM

dont they use the metric system? OOOO I hate that. I remember back in the early 70s being told how the USA would be using only that in about 10 years.

CDSmith · 09-07-2004, 04:59 PM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.

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09-07-2004, 03:07 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	25 reasons to kick Canada's ass Help me list them... 1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 03:13 PM	#2
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09-07-2004, 03:15 PM	#3
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09-07-2004, 03:16 PM	#4
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	maybe because they are bigger then the US, and on top, therefore creating a threat on the US? __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

09-07-2004, 03:16 PM	#5
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 03:17 PM	#6
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	oh I know.. because they're better then the US in ice hockey now that's grounds for invasion __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

09-07-2004, 03:17 PM	#7
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Torontorians, think they're the center of the universe. __________________ [email protected]

09-07-2004, 03:21 PM	#12
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	Because they always close their sentances with "Eh?" / "Ay?" or is that some other country?

09-07-2004, 03:23 PM	#13
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	What are you talkinb Aboot? __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

09-07-2004, 03:26 PM	#15
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Okay ... I have a beer buzz on ... YES - believe it - I have been bombed and chatted on GFY. lol you "Am - er - ree - cans" as my brother would say ...that measurement is "8/16ths of an inch".... ; )

09-07-2004, 03:29 PM	#18
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	10- Manitoba (total a waste of space...)

09-07-2004, 03:29 PM	#19
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	BECAUSE FUCK CANADA __________________ icq: 320340263

09-07-2004, 03:37 PM	#26
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Well at least in Canada - particularily Quebec - you have to talk to someone before you know you hate them .... comedy channel In the USA we already know we hate everyone without - oil. ; ) I have a beer buzz - just chillaxen - it's all good.

09-07-2004, 03:43 PM	#27
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	1. Canadians think they invented everything We really don't. We just say it to get the US people worked up. 2. They think they matter Everyone on the planet is a special unique snowflake. 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) Take them if you want, I'm sure they'd love to be part of the US. Take all their debt with you by the way. 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. Seriously. Take this one off. We're ashamed something like this breaths our air. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. Beachcombers man!!! 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. We make movies??. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. blah blah blah.. nah nah nah. 8. Celine Dion. Do you really want me to mention Whitney? 9. Brian Adams As opposed to?? Kenny G maybe???

09-07-2004, 03:45 PM	#28
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 03:47 PM	#29
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Tempest, relax man.... this thread is a parrody of this one... http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...adid=353064&s= In case you didn't notice, I myself am Canadian. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 03:49 PM	#30
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	What number are we on? Canadian beer tastes better and has a higher alcohol content. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

09-07-2004, 03:52 PM	#31
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Best thread ever. Because they have stupid floppy heads as seen in South Park. Because Canadian webmasters work for peanuts and steal jobs from Americans because $1 US is worth like $1,000 Canadian. Because there's only like 1 person per million square miles so they couldn't get a decent sized army together to fight us. Because they're a bunch of moose fuckers. Canadians smell bad. They leave their doors unlocked so they obviously won't be expecting an invasion.

09-07-2004, 03:59 PM	#32
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 04:10 PM	#34
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Ya man ... take it easy we're just chillaxen .... chill ... relax ... it's humour

09-07-2004, 04:13 PM	#36
gxer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location Posts: 846	cause CANADA is a huge village and their political weight in the world goes next after Mongolia Because canadian programers pray every night to get job in US. Because canadian women ugly because wanna be Americans , but they are "peeeeeeeeeeeeeep" from Asia mala-mala sina-mama enough ?

09-07-2004, 04:15 PM	#38
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 04:16 PM	#39
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	Our beer is better - THAT IS NOT A JOKE. Where is Loryn or Lensman when you need them. You should be banned for this improper use or attempt of humour.

09-07-2004, 04:17 PM	#40
Matrix Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Washington Posts: 161	Many exaggerate about everything being so bad in the US and so great in Canada but they live and work here. __________________ I may be here, I may be there; nobody knows, nobody cares!

09-07-2004, 04:18 PM	#41
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	a big GO FUCK YO)URSELF ! __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

09-07-2004, 04:23 PM	#43
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	1. Because they have FREE HEALTHCARE!!!! Bastards. 2. What the fuck is a mounty and why is a state icon!?!?! It's a cross between the two things Americans hate the most: Troopers and Brits! 3. They speak French in some areas. __________________

09-07-2004, 04:32 PM	#45
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 04:43 PM	#47
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	Their coins get stuck in the vending machines !@#$%^ __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

09-07-2004, 04:46 PM	#48
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines! 22. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-07-2004, 04:57 PM	#49
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	dont they use the metric system? OOOO I hate that. I remember back in the early 70s being told how the USA would be using only that in about 10 years. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

09-07-2004, 04:59 PM	#50
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines! 22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634