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1. Canadians think they invented everything
We really don't. We just say it to get the US people worked up.
2. They think they matter
Everyone on the planet is a special unique snowflake.
3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)
Take them if you want, I'm sure they'd love to be part of the US. Take all their debt with you by the way.
4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.
Seriously. Take this one off. We're ashamed something like this breaths our air.
5. Canadian TV shows suck.
Beachcombers man!!!
6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.
We make movies??.
7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.
blah blah blah.. nah nah nah.
8. Celine Dion.
Do you really want me to mention Whitney?
9. Brian Adams
As opposed to?? Kenny G maybe???
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