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CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 02:25 AM

Kicking 50 Canadian asses.

We're almost there. You guys can't come up with 25 reasons to kick Canucklebutt?

Oh come on now.

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 02:26 AM

3 more to go. Make em good...

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.

23.

24.

25.

PenisFace · 09-08-2004, 02:34 AM

bookmarked. i'll be back to see this thread tommorow morning

Nightraven · 09-08-2004, 02:38 AM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.

23. By principle (and law I guess) Canadian soldiers can't/don't kill people while at war

24.

25.

Nightraven · 09-08-2004, 02:40 AM

By the way - number 22 should be erased. Makes more sense using the metric system. Most US citizens don't even know how to convert back and forth.
Get along and start making sense (that includes using Celsius as well in stead of Fahrenheit).
Talk about living in the past......

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightraven
23. By principle (and law I guess) Canadian soldiers can't/don't kill people while at war

Uh, where did you hear this?

Dude, although our forces try not to kill anyone unless they have to, while at war Canadians have killed plenty of the enemy. Ever study D Day? How about the battle of Vimy Ridge? Helloo?

No, #23 is still open. Just make the comments, I'll write the reasons.

Crypt · 09-08-2004, 02:43 AM

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightraven
By the way - number 22 should be erased. Makes more sense using the metric system. Most US citizens don't even know how to convert back and forth.
Get along and start making sense (that includes using Celsius as well in stead of Fahrenheit).
Talk about living in the past......

By the way, you should be erased. Duh of course Canadians and the rest of the world know it makes more sense. Again... DUH. These are reasons that others (*cough* Americans *cough*) have for wanting to kick our asses.

I know it's late and all, but man if you don't understand the concept go get some sleep.

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 02:45 AM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.

23.

24.

25.

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 02:46 AM

Need at least 3 more. Make em good, not retarded.

masterE · 09-08-2004, 03:05 AM

Jim Carrey

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 03:10 AM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.

23. Jim Carrey.

24.

25.

flashfire · 09-08-2004, 03:13 AM

Because they are 17 postitions higher on the world quality of life rankings....

Canada 2nd US 19th

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 03:29 AM

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)

21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!

22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.

23. Jim Carrey.

24. Because they are seventeen spots higher on the world quality of life rankings than the USA. (Canada-2nd, USA-19th)

25.

At least one more to go, make it a doozy.

masterE · 09-08-2004, 03:33 AM

Let's not forget poutine

Damn near killed me when my sister-in-law was down and made that for us a couple of years ago.

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterE
Let's not forget poutine

Damn near killed me when my sister-in-law was down and made that for us a couple of years ago.

Yeah, but too many Americans like poutine though.

#25 has to be a doozy.

CDSmith · 09-08-2004, 03:39 AM

How about this......

25. Because Canadians keep bragging about how in 1812 they defeated us in battle and then came down and burned down the whitehouse. Our turn. Now, where the fuck is "Ottawawa?"

masterE · 09-08-2004, 04:18 AM

That one works.

Nightraven · 09-08-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Uh, where did you hear this?

Dude, although our forces try not to kill anyone unless they have to, while at war Canadians have killed plenty of the enemy. Ever study D Day? How about the battle of Vimy Ridge? Helloo?

No, #23 is still open. Just make the comments, I'll write the reasons.

I'm in the Army - we have a tendency to study and know this, since you are our allies (supposedly - no great support there..)

masterE · 09-08-2004, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Yeah, but too many Americans like poutine though.

#25 has to be a doozy.

I can not see why anyone would like it on a continual basis. I guess it was okay, but the after effects on my stomach.... ugh

Jollyjoe · 09-08-2004, 07:22 AM

Quebec has the hottest girls in the world, have you noticed?

fr33s3x · 09-08-2004, 07:25 AM

PenisFace · 09-08-2004, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
How about this......

25. Because Canadians keep bragging about how in 1812 they defeated us in battle and then came down and burned down the whitehouse. Our turn. Now, where the fuck is "Ottawawa?"

Haha, thats gold

09-08-2004, 02:25 AM	#51
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09-08-2004, 02:26 AM	#52
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	3 more to go. Make em good... 1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines! 22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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09-08-2004, 02:45 AM	#59
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines! 22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all. 23. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-08-2004, 02:46 AM	#60
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Need at least 3 more. Make em good, not retarded. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-08-2004, 02:38 AM	#54
Nightraven Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 314	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines! 22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all. 23. By principle (and law I guess) Canadian soldiers can't/don't kill people while at war 24. 25.

09-08-2004, 02:40 AM	#55
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09-08-2004, 02:43 AM	#57
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09-08-2004, 03:05 AM	#61
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09-08-2004, 03:10 AM	#62
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines! 22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all. 23. Jim Carrey. 24. 25. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-08-2004, 03:13 AM	#63
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	Because they are 17 postitions higher on the world quality of life rankings.... Canada 2nd US 19th

09-08-2004, 03:29 AM	#64
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	1. Canadians think they invented everything 2. They think they matter 3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?) 4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there. 5. Canadian TV shows suck. 6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please. 7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that. 8. Celine Dion. 9. Brian Adams 10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin) 11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle. 12. Southpark. 13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW. 14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn! 15. Buncha moose fuckers! 16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS! 17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em. 18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT. 19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded. 20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!) 21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines! 22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all. 23. Jim Carrey. 24. Because they are seventeen spots higher on the world quality of life rankings than the USA. (Canada-2nd, USA-19th) 25. At least one more to go, make it a doozy. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

09-08-2004, 03:33 AM	#65
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09-08-2004, 03:39 AM	#67
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09-08-2004, 04:18 AM	#68
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09-08-2004, 07:22 AM	#71
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