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1. Canadians think they invented everything
2. They think they matter
3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)
4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.
5. Canadian TV shows suck.
6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.
7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.
8. Celine Dion.
9. Brian Adams
10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)
11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.
12. Southpark.
13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.
14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!
15. Buncha moose fuckers!
16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!
17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.
18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.
19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.
20. They have free healthcare. Why should we create our own free system when we can just take over theirs? (and make them pay like the rest of us!)
21. We need to destroy their 'funny money' before their retarded looney dollars destroy all our vending machines!
22. Fuckers just HAD to join the rest of the world and start using the fucking metric system. Kill them all.
23. Jim Carrey.
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