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Old 09-05-2004, 03:58 PM   #1
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hosting in ISRAEL

i am opening a kosher hosting facility in Israel, the motherland of all good jews.

tell me what you would like and we can haggle.

of course the servers will be bulletproof, how else will they be able to withstand the gunshots from those palestinians
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:00 PM   #2
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i am opening a kosher hosting facility in Israel, the motherland of all good jews.
At least you need to inform yourself a bit better troll.Kosher is just for food I doubt you're going to eat the hosting facility
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:00 PM   #3
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:02 PM   #4
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holy shit... i think i never actually laughed out loud while surfing gfy
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:03 PM   #5
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bullet proof hosting

that was awesome
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:03 PM   #6
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At least you need to inform yourself a bit better troll.Kosher is just for food I doubt you're going to eat the hosting facility


I wonder if they salt the servers or something to get them kosher?
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:04 PM   #7
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i am opening a kosher hosting facility in Israel, the motherland of all good jews.

tell me what you would like and we can haggle.

of course the servers will be bulletproof, how else will they be able to withstand the gunshots from those palestinians


rabbi if your really serious about the bp hit me up . Ill keep your identity in confidence
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:06 PM   #8
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At least you need to inform yourself a bit better troll.Kosher is just for food I doubt you're going to eat the hosting facility
oy oy oy vey, you really are a hutspah shanook mahah arent ya, kosher is what i like to use as a description to show that my servers are blessed and clean.

i bet you like your cheese on your burger too
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:10 PM   #9
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omggggggggggggggg



hey do you know moisha from borough park
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Old 09-05-2004, 04:11 PM   #10
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omggggggggggggggg



hey do you know moisha from borough park


yo Mirage tonight

Hollers at me.
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:03 PM   #11
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ALL YOUR SHEKEL ARE BELONG TO US.
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:26 PM   #12
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haha i spilled soda laughing at this one
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:38 PM   #13
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Who is US? I hope you don't mean USA
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:39 PM   #14
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Hey Rabbi, arn't you not suppose to write on Shbat?
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:46 PM   #15
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holy shit... i think i never actually laughed out loud while surfing gfy
That's funny?

I suspect you are Ask a Rabbi.
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Old 09-10-2004, 04:53 PM   #16
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That's funny?

I suspect you are Ask a Rabbi.


no, I'm not

and yes, I believe he's one of the funniest fake characters ever
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Old 09-10-2004, 08:29 PM   #17
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no, I'm not

and yes, I believe he's one of the funniest fake characters ever
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