hosting in ISRAEL
 

i am opening a kosher hosting facility in Israel, the motherland of all good jews.

tell me what you would like and we can haggle.

of course the servers will be bulletproof, how else will they be able to withstand the gunshots from those palestinians

At least you need to inform yourself a bit better troll.Kosher is just for food I doubt you're going to eat the hosting facility :1orglaugh

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holy shit... i think i never actually laughed out loud while surfing gfy

bullet proof hosting

that was awesome :1orglaugh

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I wonder if they salt the servers or something to get them kosher? :1orglaugh

rabbi if your really serious about the bp hit me up . Ill keep your identity in confidence

oy oy oy vey, you really are a hutspah shanook mahah arent ya, kosher is what i like to use as a description to show that my servers are blessed and clean.

i bet you like your cheese on your burger too

omggggggggggggggg

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hey do you know moisha from borough park

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yo Mirage tonight

Hollers at me.

ALL YOUR SHEKEL ARE BELONG TO US.

haha i spilled soda laughing at this one

Who is US? I hope you don't mean USA

Hey Rabbi, arn't you not suppose to write on Shbat?

That's funny?

I suspect you are Ask a Rabbi.

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no, I'm not

and yes, I believe he's one of the funniest fake characters ever

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