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Old 09-01-2004, 11:30 PM   #1
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LMAO, Message a friend left me while I was gone...

OOPS: there are 2 hot chicks at this pool hall
OOPS: I go to all the time
OOPS: and this girl gave me her number
OOPS: so she flirts
OOPS: and want s to hand
OOPS: hang
OOPS: etc....
OOPS: so I call her once
OOPS: and she's eating with her parents
OOPS: and i call this other girl
OOPS: who gave me her number
OOPS: and these girls are SISTERS!
OOPS: and they were together
OOPS: I fucked up!
OOPS: I call one to ask out
OOPS: and 1 minute later
OOPS: say the same thing to the other
OOPS: "hey good lookin' baby, you're the first person I thought off
OOPS: ettc..
OOPS: ahahahahaha
OOPS: and they were together
OOPS: omg
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:38 PM   #2
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I thought it was funny.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:41 PM   #3
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Admit it, it was really you who made the calls
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:44 PM   #4
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Admit it, it was really you who made the calls
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:44 PM   #5
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not the smartest tool in the drawer, why didn't he notice that he rang the same number again?
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:44 PM   #6
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not the smartest tool in the drawer, why didn't he notice that he rang the same number again?
Cell phones?
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:38 AM   #7
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owned himself.
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:39 AM   #8
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were they fat, ugly and had low self esteem?
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:40 AM   #9
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That's some phone ownage if I've ever heard it.
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:40 AM   #10
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this is great
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:22 AM   #11
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busted... lol
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:29 AM   #12
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He might get lucky with one of them
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:29 AM   #13
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That's some phone ownage if I've ever heard it.

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