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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Let's do some business.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The dirty south.
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LMAO, Message a friend left me while I was gone...
OOPS: there are 2 hot chicks at this pool hall
OOPS: I go to all the time OOPS: and this girl gave me her number OOPS: so she flirts OOPS: and want s to hand OOPS: hang OOPS: etc.... OOPS: so I call her once OOPS: and she's eating with her parents OOPS: and i call this other girl OOPS: who gave me her number OOPS: and these girls are SISTERS! OOPS: and they were together OOPS: I fucked up! OOPS: I call one to ask out OOPS: and 1 minute later OOPS: say the same thing to the other OOPS: "hey good lookin' baby, you're the first person I thought off OOPS: ettc.. OOPS: ahahahahaha OOPS: and they were together OOPS: omg
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Let's do some business.
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I thought it was funny.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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Pounding Googlebot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
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Admit it, it was really you who made the calls
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Let's do some business.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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#5 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Do you use sex.com's XML feed, try ours and make double the money.
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not the smartest tool in the drawer, why didn't he notice that he rang the same number again?
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Let's do some business.
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![]() Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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#7 |
jellyfish
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Posts: 71,528
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owned himself.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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were they fat, ugly and had low self esteem?
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 7,519
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Spam link here |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 983
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busted... lol
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#12 |
God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
Posts: 10,601
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He might get lucky with one of them
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam
Posts: 8,965
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That's some phone ownage if I've ever heard it.
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