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LMAO, Message a friend left me while I was gone...
OOPS: there are 2 hot chicks at this pool hall
OOPS: I go to all the time
OOPS: and this girl gave me her number
OOPS: so she flirts
OOPS: and want s to hand
OOPS: hang
OOPS: etc....
OOPS: so I call her once
OOPS: and she's eating with her parents
OOPS: and i call this other girl
OOPS: who gave me her number
OOPS: and these girls are SISTERS!
OOPS: and they were together
OOPS: I fucked up!
OOPS: I call one to ask out
OOPS: and 1 minute later
OOPS: say the same thing to the other
OOPS: "hey good lookin' baby, you're the first person I thought off
OOPS: ettc..
OOPS: ahahahahaha
OOPS: and they were together
OOPS: omg
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