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  • stocktrader23
    Let's do some business.
    • Jan 2003
    • 18781
    #1

    LMAO, Message a friend left me while I was gone...

    OOPS: there are 2 hot chicks at this pool hall
    OOPS: I go to all the time
    OOPS: and this girl gave me her number
    OOPS: so she flirts
    OOPS: and want s to hand
    OOPS: hang
    OOPS: etc....
    OOPS: so I call her once
    OOPS: and she's eating with her parents
    OOPS: and i call this other girl
    OOPS: who gave me her number
    OOPS: and these girls are SISTERS!
    OOPS: and they were together
    OOPS: I fucked up!
    OOPS: I call one to ask out
    OOPS: and 1 minute later
    OOPS: say the same thing to the other
    OOPS: "hey good lookin' baby, you're the first person I thought off
    OOPS: ettc..
    OOPS: ahahahahaha
    OOPS: and they were together
    OOPS: omg


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    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
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    • stocktrader23
      Let's do some business.
      • Jan 2003
      • 18781
      #2
      I thought it was funny.


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      "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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        • WiredGuy
          Pounding Googlebot
          • Aug 2002
          • 34512
          #3
          Admit it, it was really you who made the calls
          WG
          I play with Google.

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            • stocktrader23
              Let's do some business.
              • Jan 2003
              • 18781
              #4
              Originally posted by WiredGuy
              Admit it, it was really you who made the calls
              WG
              Just don't tell my wife.


              Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

              "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                • uchase/webpry
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2085
                  #5
                  not the smartest tool in the drawer, why didn't he notice that he rang the same number again?

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                    • stocktrader23
                      Let's do some business.
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 18781
                      #6
                      Originally posted by uchase/webpry
                      not the smartest tool in the drawer, why didn't he notice that he rang the same number again?
                      Cell phones?


                      Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                      "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528
                          #7
                          owned himself.

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                            • MetaMan
                              I AM WEB 2.0
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 28682
                              #8
                              were they fat, ugly and had low self esteem?

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                                • candyflip
                                  Carpe Visio
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 43069
                                  #9
                                  That's some phone ownage if I've ever heard it.

                                  Spend you some brain.
                                  Email Me

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                                    • Dildozer
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 7519
                                      #10
                                      this is great
                                      Spam link here

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                                        • Inde
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 983
                                          #11
                                          busted... lol

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                                            • Jer
                                              God is Brazilian
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 10601
                                              #12
                                              He might get lucky with one of them

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                                                • johnbosh
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 8965
                                                  #13
                                                  That's some phone ownage if I've ever heard it.

                                                  :D

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