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eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:02 AM

Fuck me...I've tried but this lifestyle is not conducive to healthy eating, or excercise as I spend way too much time in front of this monitor not getting any physical activity.

You get kind of bored and start munching on things, or you end up working all night get those late night cravings etc.

Anyway, I just watched a video of a presentation I worked on Thursday and I'm ashamed...truly I am.

I worry that I won't see 40...chances are I definitely won't see 50.

Man I have to do something.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:03 AM

Shut up.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:04 AM

I won't see 30.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I won't see 30.

LOL man I'm sure I've got you beat by 50+ pounds...maybe not in your videos you look taller than me...but still man probably % of body fat I've got you beat...not to mention you still look like you stay fairly active...I don't...which has to change.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL man I'm sure I've got you beat by 50+ pounds...maybe not in your videos you look taller than me...but still man probably % of body fat I've got you beat...not to mention you still look like you stay fairly active...I don't...which has to change.

Fairly active? lol. I walk to the fridge and back.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Fairly active? lol. I walk to the fridge and back.

Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.

quiet · 08-28-2004, 03:11 AM

i have always been in excellent shape, until around 2001 or so, when i started going down hill from so much time behind a computer. that has all changed, i moved to the mountains and have been hiking mountains everyday, snowboarding everyday in the winters.

best decision i ever made.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.

according to google:
I'm 181 centimeters = 5.93832021 feet

Wanna take say $500 bet who can lose more weight by xmas?

SpaceAce · 08-28-2004, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Fairly active? lol. I walk to the fridge and back.

Unless those are kilograms or stones, you're a lightweight

SpaceAce

GatorB · 08-28-2004, 03:14 AM

If you wish to ask for Jesus's help in your goal to lose weight you came to the wrong place.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce
Unless those are kilograms or stones, you're a lightweight

SpaceAce

If those were kilograms I'd seriously consider a diet. Now I don't.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
i have always been in excellent shape, until around 2001 or so, when i started going down hill from so much time behind a computer. that has all changed, i moved to the mountains and have been hiking mountains everyday, snowboarding everyday in the winters.

best decision i ever made.

My worst decision I ever made was moving back from Los Angeles to Texas...that's where it started to go downhill from there.

Out in LA I was fairly active, went swimming all the time, was an active boogie boarder trying to learn to surf...did a lot of walking every weekend on the beaches as I lived either on the beach or close by like my sailboat in the marina.

Anyway...I moved back to Texas and the first year things were okay and then summer came...the heat just got to me I wasn't used to it anymore so I wasn't as active during the summer...so when fall came around my energy levels weren't as high but they were there..and then the next summer rolled around and I stayed in more and I think things just continued to pile up from then on...I currently weigh over 125 pounds than my highest weight in Los Angeles.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
according to google:
I'm 181 centimeters = 5.93832021 feet

Wanna take say $500 bet who can lose more weight by xmas?

LOL you look much taller...and yeah I'm willing to take on that bet.

Let's start monday 8/30 with an official weigh in...I'll post a digi pic and you do the same.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL you look much taller...and yeah I'm willing to take on that bet.

Let's start monday 8/30 with an official weigh in...I'll post a digi pic and you do the same.

Alright. Everytime I eat a donut I'm gonna think 'this bastard cost me $500'
..as I know very well I ain't gonna lose more than 5 pounds. haha.

CET · 08-28-2004, 03:19 AM

Bragging about how much one weights and how short one's life is going to be? Is this the new style in dick waving? Count me out, I plan on living a long and healthy life. I'll be 85, and still in the weight room, just like Jack Lelane!

strobi · 08-28-2004, 03:19 AM

Start putting stuff on paper. Make a plan, write it, and stick to it. Like running for 20 minutes every other day, and do it, no matter what. If you don't change your habbits soon, you won't be soing your 50s.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Alright. Everytime I eat a donut I'm gonna think 'this bastard cost me $500'
..as I know very well I ain't gonna lose more than 5 pounds. haha.

LOL well let me know if you really wanna do this..I'm down. I just don't wanna get a whole lot of people involved like last time because it usually goes off kilter and nothing gets done.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by CET
Bragging about how much one weights and how short one's life is going to be? Is this the new style in dick waving? Count me out, I plan on living a long and healthy life. I'll be 85, and still in the weight room, just like Jack Lelane!

If you think I'm bragging you might wanna invest in the hooked on phonics program because this is nothing to brag about...as I stated in my first post I am truly ashamed.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL well let me know if you really wanna do this..I'm down. I just don't wanna get a whole lot of people involved like last time because it usually goes off kilter and nothing gets done.

Sure, I'm in.
1 on 1
Bring it on.
Consider the $500 as a xmas present from me.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Sure, I'm in.
1 on 1
Bring it on.
Consider the $500 as a xmas present from me.

LOL Okay...we'll start a thread monday and I'll post my pic and I say we do a weigh in every monday after that with a new digi pic of our scales.

We'll just keep bumping the same thread.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
LOL Okay...we'll start a thread monday and I'll post my pic and I saw we do a weigh in every monday after that with a new digi pic of our scales.

Alright. Not sure about posting weekly pics though. But we can discuss the details on monday.

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Alright. Not sure about posting weekly pics though. But we can discuss the details on monday.

Okay cool.

EviLGuY · 08-28-2004, 03:24 AM

I feel the same way.. its way too easy to become a shutin when you work in this biz from home..

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:25 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
I feel the same way.. its way too easy to become a shutin when you work in this biz from home..

Bring up the topic of anxiety or panic attacks and watch your thread light up...LOL

I started getting panic attacks years before I got into this biz..but I know a number of people on this board get them and this biz doesn't help...in fact only increases them.

CET · 08-28-2004, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
If you think I'm bragging you might wanna invest in the hooked on phonics program because this is nothing to brag about...as I stated in my first post I am truly ashamed.

I didn't have your post in mind when I wrote that. I was thinking about the following posts, such as, "Oh yeah, well I bet I don't live to see 30." and refering to the scale reading, "Unless those are kilograms or stones, you're a lightweight"

Though the bet to see who can lose the most weight by December does sound like a very healthy competition, unless you use "supplements". Meth diets are not a healthy way to lose weight.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by CET
Though the bet to see who can lose the most weight by December does sound like a very healthy competition, unless you use "supplements". Meth diets are not a healthy way to lose weight.

I'm not gonna develop bulimia for $500, nor will I take a single diet-pill or other magic cure. I'm just going to try eat less and walk slightly longer distances when walking my dog. I don't expect my weight to drop much.. but monetary bet is a good incentive to do even that little.

I can sense Eros is more serious about this than me, so I expect him to win. However if I lose say 20lbs and lose the bet it's almost worth the $500.

kmanrox · 08-28-2004, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.

you're 5'6" and 316 pounds?

tical · 08-28-2004, 03:44 AM

gastric stapling 4L

eroswebmaster · 08-28-2004, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
you're 5'6" and 316 pounds?

Yes...I guess it was kind of hard for you to tell how fat I was with that stripper you bought me sitting on my lap.

Tricksy · 08-28-2004, 04:00 AM

hahahahaha...
I think i need some help 2 gain weight :-) Most of the time I just forget 2 eat and at the end of the day I can realize that I haven't been eating 4 couples of days.....Damn!

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by Tricksy
hahahahaha...
I think i need some help 2 gain weight :-) Most of the time I just forget 2 eat and at the end of the day I can realize that I haven\t been eating 4 couples of dats.....Damn!

You of course realize that as unhealthy, or even unhealthier than to eat too much?

kmanrox · 08-28-2004, 04:02 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Yes...I guess it was kind of hard for you to tell how fat I was with that stripper you bought me sitting on my lap.

i bought a stripper for ya? my memory is so fucked

Paul Markham · 08-28-2004, 04:10 AM

We just got back from Florida and one of the things that amazed me was the number of over weight and obese people there. In Orlando it seemed even worse than Holleywood, in fact some of the better looking people were at the show.

I put on 2 kilos when I stopped shooting to work on the computer.

TweetyBird · 08-28-2004, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.

then I guess you could use some exercice indeed

davvve · 08-28-2004, 05:43 AM

Hire a really annoying person (with braces) who will ask you questions like "what's your favourite browser" 8 hours/day if you don't do 1 hour of swimming daily.

myjah · 08-28-2004, 05:46 AM

Good luck to you. It's hard and requires as much dedication as you put into your computers.

EviLGuY · 08-28-2004, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by charly
We just got back from Florida and one of the things that amazed me was the number of over weight and obese people there. In Orlando it seemed even worse than Holleywood, in fact some of the better looking people were at the show.

I put on 2 kilos when I stopped shooting to work on the computer.

2 whole kilos? You poor poor bastard.

bjjb · 08-28-2004, 05:50 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.

Im about 6-4 and weigh the same give or take a few pounds. Ive tried the low carb thing and it works well. Problem is, one I work my self back up to a point where I can eat a few carbs again I over do it and my weight goes up again

jimmyf · 08-28-2004, 05:50 AM

cut out soda's 1st, will make a dig Diff.

EviLGuY · 08-28-2004, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by bjjb
Im about 6-4 and weigh the same give or take a few pounds. Ive tried the low carb thing and it works well. Problem is, one I work my self back up to a point where I can eat a few carbs again I over do it and my weight goes up again

I've been doing the medium-low carb thing for a while myself.. and its amazing how well it does indeed work. I've been losing about a pound a week. I still have about 15 more I want to shave off yet.

Worst thing about low carb diets.. you tend to eat the same few things over and over. Or at least I do.

bjjb · 08-28-2004, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
I've been doing the medium-low carb thing for a while myself.. and its amazing how well it does indeed work. I've been losing about a pound a week. I still have about 15 more I want to shave off yet.

Worst thing about low carb diets.. you tend to eat the same few things over and over. Or at least I do.

yep never thought id say it but eating meat all the time DOES get old

EviLGuY · 08-28-2004, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by bjjb
yep never thought id say it but eating meat all the time DOES get old

No kidding.. and low carb pita bread just isn't the same as some nice rye bread or whatever.

I gotta quite reloading this thread.. I am getting hungry and sad.

Head · 08-28-2004, 06:10 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
If those were kilograms I'd seriously consider a diet. Now I don't.

Kilograms! So you mean to sayyou're over 600 pounds?
Whole fuck mate. See a doctor first. You really need to change your life stile.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 06:12 AM

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Originally posted by Head
Kilograms! So you mean to sat you're over 600 pounds?
Whole fuck mate. See a doctor first. You really need to some your life stile.

Do you by any chance have dyslexia?

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 06:14 AM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
cut out soda's 1st, will make a dig Diff.

I already drink only diet coke, it has like 1 calorie per liter or something.. so that shouldn't really be MY problem.

My problem is the lack of exercise and food intake.

Head · 08-28-2004, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Do you by any chance have dyslexia?

I just edited my post mate, and i also just woke up.

AkiraSS · 08-28-2004, 06:18 AM

Easy way to loose weight...takes 3-4 months

- take vitamine C 1000mg pills - no side effects
- drink 3liters of water per day
- eat small breakfast, BIG lunch, small snack 5 hours before bed time
- dont eat chips
- dont drink soda

- make 2 x 25 pushups

EviLGuY · 08-28-2004, 06:20 AM

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Originally posted by Head

I just edited my post mate, and i also just woke up.

He's fast on the draw today.. 2 minutes after you post and he already replied!

Head · 08-28-2004, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I already drink only diet coke, it has like 1 calorie per liter or something.. so that shouldn't really be MY problem.

My problem is the lack of exercise and food intake.

Actually Diet Coke is shit. It has chemicals and tons of shit that does u no good. They will say to you stop drinking it and drink lots o water instead.

Jakke PNG · 08-28-2004, 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by Head
Actually Diet Coke is shit. It has chemicals and tons of shit that does u no good. They will say to you stop drinking it and drink lots o water instead.

I'm sure it causes braincancer, toothdecay and spleen shrinkage.. but it still shouldn't cause weight issues.

08-28-2004, 03:02 AM	#1
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