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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    Jesus I have to lose weight.

    Fuck me...I've tried but this lifestyle is not conducive to healthy eating, or excercise as I spend way too much time in front of this monitor not getting any physical activity.

    You get kind of bored and start munching on things, or you end up working all night get those late night cravings etc.

    Anyway, I just watched a video of a presentation I worked on Thursday and I'm ashamed...truly I am.

    I worry that I won't see 40...chances are I definitely won't see 50.

    Man I have to do something.
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  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    Shut up.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • Jakke PNG
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      • Nov 2001
      • 20306

      #3
      I won't see 30.
      ..and I'm off.

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      • eroswebmaster
        March 1st, 2003
        • Jul 2001
        • 20295

        #4
        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
        I won't see 30.
        LOL man I'm sure I've got you beat by 50+ pounds...maybe not in your videos you look taller than me...but still man probably % of body fat I've got you beat...not to mention you still look like you stay fairly active...I don't...which has to change.
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        • Jakke PNG
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          • Nov 2001
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          #5
          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
          LOL man I'm sure I've got you beat by 50+ pounds...maybe not in your videos you look taller than me...but still man probably % of body fat I've got you beat...not to mention you still look like you stay fairly active...I don't...which has to change.
          Fairly active? lol. I walk to the fridge and back.


          ..and I'm off.

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          • eroswebmaster
            March 1st, 2003
            • Jul 2001
            • 20295

            #6
            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
            Fairly active? lol. I walk to the fridge and back.


            Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.
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            • quiet
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              • Sep 2001
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              #7
              i have always been in excellent shape, until around 2001 or so, when i started going down hill from so much time behind a computer. that has all changed, i moved to the mountains and have been hiking mountains everyday, snowboarding everyday in the winters.

              best decision i ever made.
              we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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              • Jakke PNG
                ex-TeenGodFather
                • Nov 2001
                • 20306

                #8
                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.
                according to google:
                I'm 181 centimeters = 5.93832021 feet


                Wanna take say $500 bet who can lose more weight by xmas?
                ..and I'm off.

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                • SpaceAce
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                  • Jul 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                  Fairly active? lol. I walk to the fridge and back.


                  Unless those are kilograms or stones, you're a lightweight

                  SpaceAce

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                  • GatorB
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                    • Oct 2001
                    • 18208

                    #10
                    If you wish to ask for Jesus's help in your goal to lose weight you came to the wrong place.

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                    • Jakke PNG
                      ex-TeenGodFather
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20306

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SpaceAce
                      Unless those are kilograms or stones, you're a lightweight

                      SpaceAce
                      If those were kilograms I'd seriously consider a diet. Now I don't.
                      ..and I'm off.

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                      • eroswebmaster
                        March 1st, 2003
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 20295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by quiet
                        i have always been in excellent shape, until around 2001 or so, when i started going down hill from so much time behind a computer. that has all changed, i moved to the mountains and have been hiking mountains everyday, snowboarding everyday in the winters.

                        best decision i ever made.
                        My worst decision I ever made was moving back from Los Angeles to Texas...that's where it started to go downhill from there.

                        Out in LA I was fairly active, went swimming all the time, was an active boogie boarder trying to learn to surf...did a lot of walking every weekend on the beaches as I lived either on the beach or close by like my sailboat in the marina.

                        Anyway...I moved back to Texas and the first year things were okay and then summer came...the heat just got to me I wasn't used to it anymore so I wasn't as active during the summer...so when fall came around my energy levels weren't as high but they were there..and then the next summer rolled around and I stayed in more and I think things just continued to pile up from then on...I currently weigh over 125 pounds than my highest weight in Los Angeles.
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                        • eroswebmaster
                          March 1st, 2003
                          • Jul 2001
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                          according to google:
                          I'm 181 centimeters = 5.93832021 feet


                          Wanna take say $500 bet who can lose more weight by xmas?
                          LOL you look much taller...and yeah I'm willing to take on that bet.

                          Let's start monday 8/30 with an official weigh in...I'll post a digi pic and you do the same.
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                          • Jakke PNG
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                            • Nov 2001
                            • 20306

                            #14
                            Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                            LOL you look much taller...and yeah I'm willing to take on that bet.

                            Let's start monday 8/30 with an official weigh in...I'll post a digi pic and you do the same.
                            Alright. Everytime I eat a donut I'm gonna think 'this bastard cost me $500'
                            ..as I know very well I ain't gonna lose more than 5 pounds. haha.
                            ..and I'm off.

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                            • CET
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                              • Jul 2003
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                              #15
                              Bragging about how much one weights and how short one's life is going to be? Is this the new style in dick waving? Count me out, I plan on living a long and healthy life. I'll be 85, and still in the weight room, just like Jack Lelane!
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                              • strobi
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                                • Nov 2002
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                                #16
                                Start putting stuff on paper. Make a plan, write it, and stick to it. Like running for 20 minutes every other day, and do it, no matter what. If you don't change your habbits soon, you won't be soing your 50s.

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                                • eroswebmaster
                                  March 1st, 2003
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 20295

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                  Alright. Everytime I eat a donut I'm gonna think 'this bastard cost me $500'
                                  ..as I know very well I ain't gonna lose more than 5 pounds. haha.
                                  LOL well let me know if you really wanna do this..I'm down. I just don't wanna get a whole lot of people involved like last time because it usually goes off kilter and nothing gets done.
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                                  • eroswebmaster
                                    March 1st, 2003
                                    • Jul 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CET
                                    Bragging about how much one weights and how short one's life is going to be? Is this the new style in dick waving? Count me out, I plan on living a long and healthy life. I'll be 85, and still in the weight room, just like Jack Lelane!
                                    If you think I'm bragging you might wanna invest in the hooked on phonics program because this is nothing to brag about...as I stated in my first post I am truly ashamed.
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                                    • Jakke PNG
                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                      LOL well let me know if you really wanna do this..I'm down. I just don't wanna get a whole lot of people involved like last time because it usually goes off kilter and nothing gets done.
                                      Sure, I'm in.
                                      1 on 1
                                      Bring it on.
                                      Consider the $500 as a xmas present from me.
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • eroswebmaster
                                        March 1st, 2003
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 20295

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                        Sure, I'm in.
                                        1 on 1
                                        Bring it on.
                                        Consider the $500 as a xmas present from me.
                                        LOL Okay...we'll start a thread monday and I'll post my pic and I say we do a weigh in every monday after that with a new digi pic of our scales. We'll just keep bumping the same thread.
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                                        • Jakke PNG
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                                          • Nov 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                          LOL Okay...we'll start a thread monday and I'll post my pic and I saw we do a weigh in every monday after that with a new digi pic of our scales.
                                          Alright. Not sure about posting weekly pics though. But we can discuss the details on monday.
                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                          • eroswebmaster
                                            March 1st, 2003
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 20295

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                            Alright. Not sure about posting weekly pics though. But we can discuss the details on monday.
                                            Okay cool.
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                                            • EviLGuY
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 12745

                                              #23
                                              I feel the same way.. its way too easy to become a shutin when you work in this biz from home..

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                                              • eroswebmaster
                                                March 1st, 2003
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 20295

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                I feel the same way.. its way too easy to become a shutin when you work in this biz from home..
                                                Bring up the topic of anxiety or panic attacks and watch your thread light up...LOL

                                                I started getting panic attacks years before I got into this biz..but I know a number of people on this board get them and this biz doesn't help...in fact only increases them.
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                                                • CET
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                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                  If you think I'm bragging you might wanna invest in the hooked on phonics program because this is nothing to brag about...as I stated in my first post I am truly ashamed.
                                                  I didn't have your post in mind when I wrote that. I was thinking about the following posts, such as, "Oh yeah, well I bet I don't live to see 30." and refering to the scale reading, "Unless those are kilograms or stones, you're a lightweight"

                                                  Though the bet to see who can lose the most weight by December does sound like a very healthy competition, unless you use "supplements". Meth diets are not a healthy way to lose weight.
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                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 20306

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CET
                                                    Though the bet to see who can lose the most weight by December does sound like a very healthy competition, unless you use "supplements". Meth diets are not a healthy way to lose weight.
                                                    I'm not gonna develop bulimia for $500, nor will I take a single diet-pill or other magic cure. I'm just going to try eat less and walk slightly longer distances when walking my dog. I don't expect my weight to drop much.. but monetary bet is a good incentive to do even that little.

                                                    I can sense Eros is more serious about this than me, so I expect him to win. However if I lose say 20lbs and lose the bet it's almost worth the $500.
                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                    • kmanrox
                                                      aka K-Man
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 29295

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                      Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.
                                                      you're 5'6" and 316 pounds?
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                                                      • tical
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • eroswebmaster
                                                          March 1st, 2003
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 20295

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                          you're 5'6" and 316 pounds?
                                                          Yes...I guess it was kind of hard for you to tell how fat I was with that stripper you bought me sitting on my lap.
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                                                          • Tricksy
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                                                            • Aug 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            hahahahaha...
                                                            I think i need some help 2 gain weight :-) Most of the time I just forget 2 eat and at the end of the day I can realize that I haven't been eating 4 couples of days.....Damn!
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                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 20306

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tricksy
                                                              hahahahaha...
                                                              I think i need some help 2 gain weight :-) Most of the time I just forget 2 eat and at the end of the day I can realize that I haven\t been eating 4 couples of dats.....Damn!
                                                              You of course realize that as unhealthy, or even unhealthier than to eat too much?
                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                              • kmanrox
                                                                aka K-Man
                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 29295

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                Yes...I guess it was kind of hard for you to tell how fat I was with that stripper you bought me sitting on my lap.
                                                                i bought a stripper for ya? my memory is so fucked
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                                                                • Paul Markham
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  We just got back from Florida and one of the things that amazed me was the number of over weight and obese people there. In Orlando it seemed even worse than Holleywood, in fact some of the better looking people were at the show.

                                                                  I put on 2 kilos when I stopped shooting to work on the computer.



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                                                                  • TweetyBird
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                                                                    • Feb 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                    Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.
                                                                    then I guess you could use some exercice indeed
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                                                                      • myjah
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Good luck to you. It's hard and requires as much dedication as you put into your computers.
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                                                                        • EviLGuY
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                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by charly
                                                                          We just got back from Florida and one of the things that amazed me was the number of over weight and obese people there. In Orlando it seemed even worse than Holleywood, in fact some of the better looking people were at the show.

                                                                          I put on 2 kilos when I stopped shooting to work on the computer.
                                                                          2 whole kilos? You poor poor bastard.

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                                                                          • bjjb
                                                                            Have laptop will travel
                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                            • 13074

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                            Looks like we weight about the same give or take a few pounds..I'm 5 foot 6 1/2 inches.
                                                                            Im about 6-4 and weigh the same give or take a few pounds. Ive tried the low carb thing and it works well. Problem is, one I work my self back up to a point where I can eat a few carbs again I over do it and my weight goes up again

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                                                                            • jimmyf
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                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              cut out soda's 1st, will make a dig Diff.
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                                                                              • EviLGuY
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                Im about 6-4 and weigh the same give or take a few pounds. Ive tried the low carb thing and it works well. Problem is, one I work my self back up to a point where I can eat a few carbs again I over do it and my weight goes up again
                                                                                I've been doing the medium-low carb thing for a while myself.. and its amazing how well it does indeed work. I've been losing about a pound a week. I still have about 15 more I want to shave off yet.

                                                                                Worst thing about low carb diets.. you tend to eat the same few things over and over. Or at least I do.

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                                                                                • bjjb
                                                                                  Have laptop will travel
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 13074

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                                                  I've been doing the medium-low carb thing for a while myself.. and its amazing how well it does indeed work. I've been losing about a pound a week. I still have about 15 more I want to shave off yet.

                                                                                  Worst thing about low carb diets.. you tend to eat the same few things over and over. Or at least I do.

                                                                                  yep never thought id say it but eating meat all the time DOES get old

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                                                                                  • EviLGuY
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                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 12745

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by bjjb
                                                                                    yep never thought id say it but eating meat all the time DOES get old
                                                                                    No kidding.. and low carb pita bread just isn't the same as some nice rye bread or whatever.

                                                                                    I gotta quite reloading this thread.. I am getting hungry and sad.

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                                                                                    • Head
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                                                                                      • Nov 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                      If those were kilograms I'd seriously consider a diet. Now I don't.
                                                                                      Kilograms! So you mean to sayyou're over 600 pounds?
                                                                                      Whole fuck mate. See a doctor first. You really need to change your life stile.
                                                                                      Last edited by Head; 08-28-2004, 05:14 AM.

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                                                                                      • Jakke PNG
                                                                                        ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                                        • 20306

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Head
                                                                                        Kilograms! So you mean to sat you're over 600 pounds?
                                                                                        Whole fuck mate. See a doctor first. You really need to some your life stile.
                                                                                        Do you by any chance have dyslexia?
                                                                                        ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                        • Jakke PNG
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                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                          • 20306

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by jimmyf
                                                                                          cut out soda's 1st, will make a dig Diff.
                                                                                          I already drink only diet coke, it has like 1 calorie per liter or something.. so that shouldn't really be MY problem.

                                                                                          My problem is the lack of exercise and food intake.
                                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                          • Head
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                            Do you by any chance have dyslexia?

                                                                                            I just edited my post mate, and i also just woke up.

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                                                                                            • AkiraSS
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • EviLGuY
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                                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                                • 12745

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Head

                                                                                                I just edited my post mate, and i also just woke up.
                                                                                                He's fast on the draw today.. 2 minutes after you post and he already replied!

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                                                                                                • Head
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                                  I already drink only diet coke, it has like 1 calorie per liter or something.. so that shouldn't really be MY problem.

                                                                                                  My problem is the lack of exercise and food intake.
                                                                                                  Actually Diet Coke is shit. It has chemicals and tons of shit that does u no good. They will say to you stop drinking it and drink lots o water instead.

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                                                                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                                    • 20306

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Head
                                                                                                    Actually Diet Coke is shit. It has chemicals and tons of shit that does u no good. They will say to you stop drinking it and drink lots o water instead.
                                                                                                    I'm sure it causes braincancer, toothdecay and spleen shrinkage.. but it still shouldn't cause weight issues.
                                                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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