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I just got hit in the head by a sucker punch...help
Quick story - I dumped out a beer sitting on a bathroom sink at a college bar. My bad, but the I believe the fellow who started the fight wasn't even the owner of the beer.
I'm a rather skinny dude, so he pushed me into the stall...I pause, push back, duck a punch, and a wrestling match breaks out. We both get escorted out of the bar. Outside I pull my best badass impression (whip the shirt off, wife beater underneath, pretty cut and looking fight ready), the guys starts to back off crying about my frat brothers coming out to back me up. His friends back him off....but we're close, and he takes a cheap swing. I duck again, but he clips my head. I just sit back and chill.....quasi-fight over. Now I'm sitting here with a bump over my head, and I need the swelling down by tomorow to head to a friends wake. Any tips on how to get this thing cleared up, quick? Thanks. |
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Ice
And I see people putting direct, even pressure on swellings in boxing, dont know if thats to help minimize the swelling permanently or temporarily
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Baseball bat is the way to go
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Bare nuckles leave nasty impressions. What pills help swelling? IBprofin?
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To reduce the swelling, use a boiled egg. I shit you not, it works.
of course remove the shell. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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This is really bothering me. I'm a pretty peaceful guy - but if you push me around and I'm not ready for it I'll try my best to kick ass.
I have ice on the head right now, and had to skip hooking up with a chick to get this shit under control. |
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How growing up, and stop putting yourself in situations where someone wants to punch you in the first place? Worked for me, been years since someone tried to hit me.
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I'm 21, and in college at the number three ranked party school. Hard to avoid. The bar I was at was one of the most chill places on campus.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Like i mentioned use a boiled egg it works! Keep on rolling it over the bump. ![]() |
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if you have a cold or frozen steak, put that on it.
if not, put ice on it. also, take 2 Iburpofen for the swelling and pain relief. ![]() |
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If you were a real man you would cut it off, just like Rocky.
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It is a bump for pete's sake.....
Wear a hat.... |
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dont pour out someones beer next time
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what were you doing pouring a beer out?
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Ice is the only solution !
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touch my beer and I'll beat my head against your knuckles!
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#21 |
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Stop whining you pussy
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Wow, so this is how fights break out? Never needed to resort to physical violence.
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