Everyone wants to get his point across and for others to listen so here are some pointers:
1. USE ALL CAPS. IT?S LIKE SHOUTING IN REAL LIFE AND EVERYONE LISTENS TO PEOPLE WHO SHOUT!
2. Swear a lot. Swearing means you are colorful and angry, and anger always equals intelligence.
3. Take up a cause. Walmart is a really bad and evil corporation so everyone fill your cart with stuff and leave it without paying. That?ll show them!
4. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case make some up. Did you know that in 1875 American Indians invented the first powered flight vehicle, but this was never discovered because the US Army blew it up with a cruise missile.
5. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case and can?t make any up, be vague. Indians good, white men bad!
6. Conspiracy theories are your friends. The Jews are trying to take over the world by making really bad movies in their own town named Hollywood.
7. Blame your favorite or not so favorite political group for everything. The Democrats started WW2! The Republicans started WW3! The Democrats gave me a BJ in my sleep! The Republicans stole my wallet!
8. When in doubt blame a President. Lincoln is the reason why we lost in Vietnam! It?s Reagan?s fault my hair is greasy! Clinton ruined my sex drive! Bush ran over my dog!
9. Only respond to one sentence of another person?s post and take it out of context. Guy 1 posts about how the war in Iraq was a good idea for many reasons, one being because Saddam was killing his own people. Guy 2 responds with a post asking why Guy 1 thinks it was a good idea that Saddam killed his own people.
10. When all else has failed use sexually explicit language and post a link to a porn site. Everyone likes porn!
1. USE ALL CAPS. IT?S LIKE SHOUTING IN REAL LIFE AND EVERYONE LISTENS TO PEOPLE WHO SHOUT!
2. Swear a lot. Swearing means you are colorful and angry, and anger always equals intelligence.
3. Take up a cause. Walmart is a really bad and evil corporation so everyone fill your cart with stuff and leave it without paying. That?ll show them!
4. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case make some up. Did you know that in 1875 American Indians invented the first powered flight vehicle, but this was never discovered because the US Army blew it up with a cruise missile.
5. If you don?t know any facts to back up your case and can?t make any up, be vague. Indians good, white men bad!
6. Conspiracy theories are your friends. The Jews are trying to take over the world by making really bad movies in their own town named Hollywood.
7. Blame your favorite or not so favorite political group for everything. The Democrats started WW2! The Republicans started WW3! The Democrats gave me a BJ in my sleep! The Republicans stole my wallet!
8. When in doubt blame a President. Lincoln is the reason why we lost in Vietnam! It?s Reagan?s fault my hair is greasy! Clinton ruined my sex drive! Bush ran over my dog!
9. Only respond to one sentence of another person?s post and take it out of context. Guy 1 posts about how the war in Iraq was a good idea for many reasons, one being because Saddam was killing his own people. Guy 2 responds with a post asking why Guy 1 thinks it was a good idea that Saddam killed his own people.
10. When all else has failed use sexually explicit language and post a link to a porn site. Everyone likes porn!
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