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Quick story - I dumped out a beer sitting on a bathroom sink at a college bar. My bad, but the I believe the fellow who started the fight wasn't even the owner of the beer.

I'm a rather skinny dude, so he pushed me into the stall...I pause, push back, duck a punch, and a wrestling match breaks out. We both get escorted out of the bar.

Outside I pull my best badass impression (whip the shirt off, wife beater underneath, pretty cut and looking fight ready), the guys starts to back off crying about my frat brothers coming out to back me up. His friends back him off....but we're close, and he takes a cheap swing. I duck again, but he clips my head. I just sit back and chill.....quasi-fight over.

Now I'm sitting here with a bump over my head, and I need the swelling down by tomorow to head to a friends wake.

Any tips on how to get this thing cleared up, quick?

Thanks.