I just received a shocking call from my EX wife - GoFuckYourself.com

Thechad · 08-24-2004, 12:08 AM

We have not talked in over 2 years. She had called my family to get my number since I have moved in that time. We were married, in Las Vegas of cource, since we lived in Huntington Beach, CA it seemed like the thing to do. After 6 years we called it quites and I moved to Lauisania. A friendly divorce we didn't fight about anything, we had no children ECT. I signed all the papers and sent them in. In CA after you file you have to wait 6 months before it is official and the lawyers have to do the final whatever. in court.

So, I get this call today and my EX tells me that final hearing was never done. I am still married. We have to do it all over again. Which is not a big deal, I was not planning to get hitched again soon, but she is that is why she checked on it.

But what a thought I have not been divorced for 3 years but I'm still legally married.

It's just an odd feeling to know this, what if I did get married in that time I thought I was divorced?

Kard63 · 08-24-2004, 12:15 AM

If she made more money than you in the mean time try to get some

If she gets the same idea say look bitch I'm not signing.

Thechad · 08-24-2004, 12:19 AM

No she made more. That is a good point.

bringer · 08-24-2004, 12:23 AM

wheres Lauisania?

{fusion} · 08-24-2004, 12:25 AM

sounds like trouble, move again and dont give your number out

sixxxthsense · 08-24-2004, 12:27 AM

I think she wants to see u again and get some more cash from u hahaha

or she was trying to get married to someone else and couldnt!

either way u gonna get owned!

bringer · 08-24-2004, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by sixxxthsense
or she was trying to get married to someone else and couldnt!

that has to be it
no other reason it'd take 2 years to come up
probably in vegas again

Thechad · 08-24-2004, 12:31 AM

Doing two things at once sorry you have no clue what I was talking about.

Louisiana, The state let me know if you need more help

Kard63 · 08-24-2004, 12:31 AM

Sometimes I am amazed by people ....... bringer and 6thsense obviously didnt read the thread....

bringer · 08-24-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Sometimes I am amazed by people ....... bringer and 6thsense obviously didnt read the thread....

i need more hooked on fonex
i saw that, i was just being an ass

Thechad · 08-24-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Sometimes I am amazed by people ....... bringer and 6thsense obviously didnt read the thread....

You are correct.

bringer · 08-24-2004, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Thechad
Doing two things at once sorry you have no clue what I was talking about.

Louisiana, The state let me know if you need more help

whats a state?

TheMob · 08-24-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by bringer
that has to be it
no other reason it'd take 2 years to come up
probably in vegas again

yeah, that must be it. is she hot?

bringer · 08-24-2004, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by TheMob?
yeah, that must be it. is she hot?

she's the ******* model

Thechad · 08-24-2004, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by bringer
whats a state?

state ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stt)
n.
A condition or mode of being, as with regard to circumstances: a state of confusion.
A condition of being in a stage or form, as of structure, growth, or development: the fetal state.
A mental or emotional condition: in a manic state.
Informal. A condition of excitement or distress.
Physics. The condition of a physical system with regard to phase, form, composition, or structure: Ice is the solid state of water.
Social position or rank.
Ceremony; pomp: foreign leaders dining in state at the White House.

The supreme public power within a sovereign political entity.
The sphere of supreme civil power within a given polity: matters of state.
A specific mode of government: the socialist state.
A body politic, especially one constituting a nation: the states of Eastern Europe.
One of the more or less internally autonomous territorial and political units composing a federation under a sovereign government: the 48 contiguous states of the Union.

adj.
Of or relating to a body politic or to an internally autonomous territorial or political unit constituting a federation under one government: a monarch dealing with state matters; the department that handles state security.
Owned and operated by a state: state universities.

tr.v. stat·ed, stat·ing, states
To set forth in words; declare

any more help let me know

Holly · 08-24-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by bringer
wheres Lauisania?

It's between Teksis and Missasipee, dumbass. Everyone knows that.

bringer · 08-24-2004, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
It's between Teksis and Missasipee, dumbass. Everyone knows that.

see chad, this is all you had to say

Thechad · 08-24-2004, 12:55 AM

sorry I didn't know that is all I had to say.

I hope my bad spelling did not confuse you

bringer · 08-24-2004, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thechad
sorry I didn't know that is all I had to say. I hope my bad spelling did not confuse you

it be ok dawg
we still be homies

Snake Doctor · 08-24-2004, 12:57 AM

Hey dude will you hurry up and sign the papers already?

I knocked her up and we need to get hitched soon.

Thechad · 08-24-2004, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by Lenny2
Hey dude will you hurry up and sign the papers already?

I knocked her up and we need to get hitched soon.

I'm just waiting on the papers, hell I thought she was yours. Then she calls and said not yet...Take her already

Babagirls · 08-24-2004, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by Lenny2
Hey dude will you hurry up and sign the papers already?

I knocked her up and we need to get hitched soon.

lol

TheWolf · 08-24-2004, 02:58 AM

Didn't the Lusitania sink?

AVM · 08-24-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by bringer
wheres Lauisania?

It's a small Oceanic town near Bangladesh. Great vacationing spot!

reynold · 08-24-2004, 03:10 AM

she'll be marrying... that's why.

pure energy · 08-24-2004, 03:32 AM

Did you give her an alimony?

Jer · 08-24-2004, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by Thechad
I was not planning to get hitched again soon, but she is that is why she checked on it.

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxthsense
or she was trying to get married to someone else and couldnt!

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
that has to be it
no other reason it'd take 2 years to come up
probably in vegas again

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
she'll be marrying... that's why.

Some people just can't read.

chase · 08-24-2004, 05:45 AM

Adulterer!

Goatse · 08-25-2004, 11:22 AM

Note to self: never get married.

stevecore · 08-25-2004, 11:59 AM

6 more years of vaginamony

BlueQuartz · 08-25-2004, 01:22 PM

drama

sickkittens · 08-25-2004, 01:24 PM

You're going to Hell since you've been banging chicks while you were still married.

railz · 08-25-2004, 01:24 PM

Heh - I got a better one that that.

Friday and my divorce goes final. The ex and I talk for a bit afterwards in the courthouse and I go home.

About 5 hours later I get a phone call from her:

"So, wanna go out tonight?"
"Sorry? We just got divorced and you want to go out?"
"Sure! We can still fuck, right? Let's celebrate!"

08-24-2004, 12:08 AM	#1
Thechad Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Des Moines Posts: 579	I just received a shocking call from my EX wife We have not talked in over 2 years. She had called my family to get my number since I have moved in that time. We were married, in Las Vegas of cource, since we lived in Huntington Beach, CA it seemed like the thing to do. After 6 years we called it quites and I moved to Lauisania. A friendly divorce we didn't fight about anything, we had no children ECT. I signed all the papers and sent them in. In CA after you file you have to wait 6 months before it is official and the lawyers have to do the final whatever. in court. So, I get this call today and my EX tells me that final hearing was never done. I am still married. We have to do it all over again. Which is not a big deal, I was not planning to get hitched again soon, but she is that is why she checked on it. But what a thought I have not been divorced for 3 years but I'm still legally married. It's just an odd feeling to know this, what if I did get married in that time I thought I was divorced? __________________ I don't deserve a signature

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Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	If she made more money than you in the mean time try to get some If she gets the same idea say look bitch I'm not signing. __________________

08-24-2004, 12:19 AM	#3
Thechad Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Des Moines Posts: 579	No she made more. That is a good point. __________________ I don't deserve a signature

08-24-2004, 12:23 AM	#4
bringer i have man boobies Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: van down by the river Posts: 13,082	wheres Lauisania? __________________ 333-765-551

08-24-2004, 12:31 AM	#8
Thechad Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Des Moines Posts: 579	Doing two things at once sorry you have no clue what I was talking about. Louisiana, The state let me know if you need more help __________________ I don't deserve a signature

08-24-2004, 12:25 AM	#5
{fusion} Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,650	sounds like trouble, move again and dont give your number out

08-24-2004, 12:27 AM	#6
sixxxthsense Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,421	I think she wants to see u again and get some more cash from u hahaha or she was trying to get married to someone else and couldnt! either way u gonna get owned!

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Thechad Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Des Moines Posts: 579	sorry I didn't know that is all I had to say. I hope my bad spelling did not confuse you __________________ I don't deserve a signature

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Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Hey dude will you hurry up and sign the papers already? I knocked her up and we need to get hitched soon. __________________ sig too big

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	she'll be marrying... that's why.

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08-25-2004, 01:24 PM	#33
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Heh - I got a better one that that. Friday and my divorce goes final. The ex and I talk for a bit afterwards in the courthouse and I go home. About 5 hours later I get a phone call from her: "So, wanna go out tonight?" "Sorry? We just got divorced and you want to go out?" "Sure! We can still fuck, right? Let's celebrate!" __________________ This Space for Rent