I just received a shocking call from my EX wife
 

We have not talked in over 2 years. She had called my family to get my number since I have moved in that time. We were married, in Las Vegas of cource, since we lived in Huntington Beach, CA it seemed like the thing to do. After 6 years we called it quites and I moved to Lauisania. A friendly divorce we didn't fight about anything, we had no children ECT. I signed all the papers and sent them in. In CA after you file you have to wait 6 months before it is official and the lawyers have to do the final whatever. in court.

So, I get this call today and my EX tells me that final hearing was never done. I am still married. We have to do it all over again. Which is not a big deal, I was not planning to get hitched again soon, but she is that is why she checked on it.

But what a thought I have not been divorced for 3 years but I'm still legally married.

It's just an odd feeling to know this, what if I did get married in that time I thought I was divorced?

If she made more money than you in the mean time try to get some :2 cents:



If she gets the same idea say look bitch I'm not signing.

No she made more. That is a good point.

wheres Lauisania?

sounds like trouble, move again and dont give your number out :)

I think she wants to see u again and get some more cash from u hahaha


or she was trying to get married to someone else and couldnt! :1orglaugh

either way u gonna get owned!

that has to be it
no other reason it'd take 2 years to come up
probably in vegas again

Doing two things at once sorry you have no clue what I was talking about.

Louisiana, The state let me know if you need more help

Sometimes I am amazed by people ....... bringer and 6thsense obviously didnt read the thread....

i need more hooked on fonex
i saw that, i was just being an ass :1orglaugh

You are correct.

whats a state?

yeah, that must be it. is she hot?

she's the ******* model

state ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stt)
n.
A condition or mode of being, as with regard to circumstances: a state of confusion.
A condition of being in a stage or form, as of structure, growth, or development: the fetal state.
A mental or emotional condition: in a manic state.
Informal. A condition of excitement or distress.
Physics. The condition of a physical system with regard to phase, form, composition, or structure: Ice is the solid state of water.
Social position or rank.
Ceremony; pomp: foreign leaders dining in state at the White House.

The supreme public power within a sovereign political entity.
The sphere of supreme civil power within a given polity: matters of state.
A specific mode of government: the socialist state.
A body politic, especially one constituting a nation: the states of Eastern Europe.
One of the more or less internally autonomous territorial and political units composing a federation under a sovereign government: the 48 contiguous states of the Union.

adj.
Of or relating to a body politic or to an internally autonomous territorial or political unit constituting a federation under one government: a monarch dealing with state matters; the department that handles state security.
Owned and operated by a state: state universities.

tr.v. stat·ed, stat·ing, states
To set forth in words; declare


any more help let me know :thumbsup

It's between Teksis and Missasipee, dumbass. Everyone knows that.

see chad, this is all you had to say

sorry I didn't know that is all I had to say.:1orglaugh I hope my bad spelling did not confuse you

it be ok dawg
we still be homies

Hey dude will you hurry up and sign the papers already?

I knocked her up and we need to get hitched soon.

I'm just waiting on the papers, hell I thought she was yours. Then she calls and said not yet...Take her already

lol :glugglug

Didn't the Lusitania sink?

It's a small Oceanic town near Bangladesh. Great vacationing spot!

she'll be marrying... that's why.

Did you give her an alimony?

Some people just can't read.

Adulterer!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Note to self: never get married.

6 more years of vaginamony

drama :warning

You're going to Hell since you've been banging chicks while you were still married. :winkwink:

Heh - I got a better one that that.

Friday and my divorce goes final. The ex and I talk for a bit afterwards in the courthouse and I go home.

About 5 hours later I get a phone call from her:

"So, wanna go out tonight?"
"Sorry? We just got divorced and you want to go out?"
"Sure! We can still fuck, right? Let's celebrate!"