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Old 08-26-2004, 04:42 PM   #351
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can we block this clown from the board like honestly who is this lorenzo nerd anyways .

Pssst, read the thread here and you'll know.

It really is me. You don't have to worry about "blocking" me, I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit. You kids can GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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Old 08-26-2004, 04:42 PM   #352
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you're as much a celebrity as gary coleman
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Old 08-26-2004, 04:42 PM   #353
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This is not funny, at all.
let me help you with the lines for your new roll
"would you like fries with that?"
say it with me
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:00 PM   #354
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let me help you with the lines for your new roll
"would you like fries with that?"
say it with me
"would you
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good!
I enjoy reading your replies. I really do.

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Old 08-26-2004, 05:15 PM   #355
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Well, Mr. Lamas


My mother is a Bold and Beautiful fan. What did you tape this week ?


A hint...
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:20 PM   #356
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Well, Mr. Lamas


My mother is a Bold and Beautiful fan. What did you tape this week ?


A hint...

I can't reveal anything, not that I do not want to. I can say that there is some major drama coming for Caitlin.

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Old 08-26-2004, 05:31 PM   #357
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I can't reveal anything, not that I do not want to. I can say that there is some major drama coming for Caitlin.

took you 5 minutes


googling !
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:35 PM   #358
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:39 PM   #359
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You don't have to worry about "blocking" me, I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit. You kids can GO FUCK YOURSELF.

You're still here???

I thought you said "I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit."

If that's the case, why are you back, AND responding....

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Old 08-26-2004, 05:39 PM   #360
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took you 5 minutes


googling !
I'm going to prove to you once and for all that I really am who I say I am.

Give me your phone number and I will call you.

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Old 08-26-2004, 05:45 PM   #361
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Nah.

I have a question. You have to answer it immediately.
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Old 08-26-2004, 06:05 PM   #362
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You're still here???

I thought you said "I'm not going to even come back here anymore to check on this, because I really don't give a shit."

If that's the case, why are you back, AND responding....

You know what? I'm going to stick around for a while now.

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Old 08-26-2004, 06:08 PM   #363
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Whose your step mother ?
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Old 08-26-2004, 06:12 PM   #364
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Of course this is a fake Lorenzo, he can't even tell us what health gym Branscombe Richmond belongs to.

Answer it "Lorenzo"... we're waiting.

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Old 08-26-2004, 06:13 PM   #365
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Of course this is a fake Lorenzo, he can't even tell us what health gym does Branscombe Richmond belongs to.

Answer it "Lorenzo"... we're waiting.
He could not answer which Falcon Crest actor was on Dharma and Greg either.

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Old 08-26-2004, 07:32 PM   #366
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:25 PM   #367
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I don't know.

All I do know is that I figured that you guys would be honored by having a real celebrity talking to you,
Let me know when one comes here.

Oh and we should LOVE people coming here and insulting us? Pardon us for not being HONORED by that.

Oh and I just love how you use your hands to push up on your biceps to make them look bigger in your sig pic. By a bowflex or something. No wonder your ex was able to bitch-slap you.
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:29 PM   #368
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He could not answer which Falcon Crest actor was on Dharma and Greg either.

Susan Sullivan. She used to do tylenol comercails and was in this waitress sitcom befoer Falcon Crest she looked hot thenm. Actually I'd still probally fuck her.
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:38 PM   #369
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Susan Sullivan. She used to do tylenol comercails and was in this waitress sitcom befoer Falcon Crest she looked hot thenm. Actually I'd still probally fuck her.
Yep, Susan Sullivan
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:39 PM   #370
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Yep, Susan Sullivan
One of the first women I jerked off to. Ah memories.
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Old 08-27-2004, 10:16 AM   #371
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I would like to thank you kids for making this thread the "thread of the year".



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Hahhaahhahah I just spit coke all over!


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funny ass thread!
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I have been laughing so hard at this one. It made my day.
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He sure got everyone replying eh?

Longest thread I've ever seen
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this is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
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Could this be the funniest thread of the year?

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Old 08-27-2004, 02:54 PM   #372
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Yes, I want to thank my great fans for playing on !


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Old 08-27-2004, 02:56 PM   #373
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have a few beers and read this thread for laughs.
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Old 08-28-2004, 12:48 AM   #374
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Of course this is a fake Lorenzo, he can't even tell us what health gym Branscombe Richmond belongs to.

Answer it "Lorenzo"... we're waiting.
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Old 08-28-2004, 12:59 AM   #375
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Maybe some of you kids might recognize my friend.

Two homos on the beach?
You're not real Lorenzo so homo!
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:43 PM   #377
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did any one call his agent to verify this... I won't comment and plead the fifth
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:46 PM   #378
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homo lamas.
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did any one call his agent to verify this... I won't comment and plead the fifth
Actually the owner of the Lorezo lamas site is aware of these threads and has been since the day they started .

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Pretty busy thread!
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:23 PM   #381
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Actually the owner of the Lorezo lamas site is aware of these threads and has been since the day they started .

No shit.

You need to seek gainful employment, Slut.
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:25 PM   #382
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did any one call his agent to verify this.
Yes, they have.
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:25 PM   #383
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:28 PM   #384
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Hey I got an easy Question for ya:
What unions do you belong to?
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:31 PM   #385
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Hey I got an easy Question for ya:
What unions do you belong to?
The Union of Shut the Fuck Up.

If you can read, you'll see that I am not going to be interrogated by you kids any more. I've already answered more than enough of your stupid questions to prove that I am who I say I am.
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No shit.

You need to seek gainful employment, Slut.



you mean you don't want to promote my sites ?


http://www.fetishmoney.com


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you mean you don't want to promote my sites ?


http://www.fetishmoney.com


No, and I have a feeling that not many other webmasters here would want to push those crappy sites either.
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No, and I have a feeling that not many other webmasters here would want to push those crappy sites either.
You sucky sucky as a troll !

I love it when someone who has never been inside a site trashes it.












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You need to seek gainful employment, Slut.
whatever , joe
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What does the tattoo represent? From a distance it appears WNish.

Harley Davidson. Someone already asked that question anyways.

I am not going to answer anymore questions, so don't waste your time.
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Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!
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Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!

It's 11 pm here
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So you're posting in the real guestbook because some board character pretends to be Lorenzo Lamas?

Dumbass
It's cool, because whether or not this dude really is Lorenzo, the website is still lame, so all of the original points are still valid.
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Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!
Funny I was thinking of telling you the same thing.
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Do your parents know that you're up so late, let alone looking at porno, on their computers?

GET JOBS NOW!
don't you have something else to do?
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Anatomy of Fame:
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1. "A-List" Celebs - These celebrities are big money draws. Generally actors, musicians, or mass amounts of people pay to see them perform on a regular basis.

Examples: Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Eminem, Julia Roberts, Britney Spears, (although she may soon be relegated to "B-List" Celeb status --- see below), Quintin Tarrantino, Steven Speilberg, etc...


2. "B-List" Celebs - There are many different species of these interesting creatures.

a) Inherited fame with no apparent talent - Examples: Paris Hilton, Lisa Marie Presley, Nicole Ritchie, Baldwin Brothers, etc...

b) Fallen Celebs - i.e. Celebrities who were once "A-List", yet at some point fell out of favor with the entertainment industry.
Examples: Jackie Chan, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, etc...

c) Sports Stars - Examples: Shaquille O'neal, Kobe Bryant, Tom Brady, Brett Favre, etc...

d) Television Personalities - Examples: Ellen Degeneres, Davis Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Ray Romano, Ted Danson, etc...

e) Select Supermodels - Examples: Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, etc...


3. "C-List Celebs" - Celebrities that tend to have small followings, but do have an audience.

a) Soap Stars - Examples: Susan Luchi, Lisa Rinna, etc...

b) Late night softcore porn cable TV stars - Examples: Marilyn Chambers, Traci Lords...

c) Porn Stars - Examples: Devon, Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, etc...

d) Olympic Athletes - Examples: Mary Lou Retton, Michael Phelps, Michael Johnson, etc...


4. Politicians - Examples: Bob Dole, John Kerry, Tony Blair, etc...


5. Reality Television Cast Members - Examples: Jerri Manthey, Richard Hatch, Simom Cowell, Anna Nicole, etc...


6. Game Show Hosts - Examples: Alex Trabek, Pat Sajak, Bob Barker, etc...


7. Celebrity by Infamy

a) Former higher grade celebrities whom though a series of circumstances, have become jaughing stocks.
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Old 09-18-2004, 08:54 PM   #399
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Hello losers.

I am just sticking my head in here from my laptop at a kick ass party here at a place you never will be.

Why don't all of you get jobs so you can AFFORD to leave the house on a Saturday night!!!!

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Old 09-18-2004, 09:14 PM   #400
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real men usually take some hot chicks to these parties, a loser like you would take his laptop of course.

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