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BigWebRev · 08-23-2004, 08:09 AM

250 go away

Honeyslut · 08-23-2004, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
Out of all the characters/people on the face of the planet, WHAT made you pick LL? I'd fogotten he was even alive.

fris · 08-23-2004, 08:20 AM

are you available for birthday parties?

candyflip · 08-23-2004, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
You're laughing out loud that you think that I am trying to impress you somehow?

I don't think so. You all know what I have done with my life, I am a celebrity that was married to a playboy playmate and am about to be married to another.

What have you done in your life that has been so special?

You do the math.

4 marriages down. 1 to go.

I'm impressed.

hova · 08-23-2004, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GatorB
Well I've never beaten my former playboy playmate ex-wife. So you're one up on me in that department.

Also being a C grade celeb acting in cheesy direct to video movies is no great feeat.

we have a winner

Cassie · 08-23-2004, 08:36 AM

this is absolutely the best laugh i have had all year.

obviously this is a board personality but i will tell you, if it were the real deal then i would think it quite sad that an actor would have to resort to a webmaster message board to post/gain attenttion. way too much time on this persons hands either way; too much money out there to be made for this kind of dragged out thread.

great for a rofl laugh. really and truly the best laugh i have had this year.

Lorenzo_Lameass · 08-23-2004, 08:42 AM

I think the guy is a board character for sure ! I would know

Lorenzo_Lameass · 08-23-2004, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
we have a winner

you mean we have a WEINER

TurboAngel · 08-23-2004, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lameass
I think the guy is a board character for sure ! I would know

A character calling another character a charcter, does it get better than that?

LMFAO!

Odie · 08-23-2004, 08:50 AM

what a funny thread!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!!

MarcieB · 08-23-2004, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
are you available for birthday parties?

LMAO!

Classic!

Honeyslut · 08-23-2004, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
A character calling another character a charcter, does it get better than that?

LMFAO!

oh, I am laughing

cali_22 · 08-23-2004, 11:59 AM

werent u famous in the 80's

TurboAngel · 08-23-2004, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
oh, I am laughing

I have been laughing so hard at this one. It made my day.

Nismo · 08-23-2004, 12:28 PM

His grammar is too perfect for it to be a board character.

Anyway, Lorenzo, hows the bankruptcy going?

titmowse · 08-23-2004, 12:43 PM

i can see it now:

GFY/Celebrity death match!

Honeyslut · 08-23-2004, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
i can see it now:

GFY/Celebrity death match!

Yeah mud wresting . Pictures of Lorenzo in a man thong !

GatorB · 08-23-2004, 01:38 PM

HA I saw last night where boneprone had posted a message on LL's guestbook and now it's gone. Maybe somebody got their feelings hurt.

Also just notice the first post on his guest book is him and guess what he appearntly likes to use thumbs-up smilies.

http://pub22.bravenet.com/guestbook/1845995612/28

WarChild · 08-23-2004, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
Has he ever entered one?!?!?! He was a ballet dancer, he could fake the moves well and the movie studio had struck out using real martial artists........... I believe they said he then started training in martial arts to better play the roles. If I am not mistaken he studies Savat and we know how many great fighters have come from that art!

I honestly don't know. That's why I asked you. He moves like a ballet dancer for sure. I was just curious if he had any other martial arts background, or if it was just for acting.

bad_girl · 08-23-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
The only way you could proving that you are Mr. Lamas is by taking a web cam pic dated and flipping the birdie.

My god Honey - you just want to add his pic to your shrine.

Such an internet hussy

BG

Honeyslut · 08-23-2004, 02:03 PM

Did anyone see Raptor Island on Sci channel?

I like their movies ! It's repeating on Thursday.

Honeyslut · 08-23-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
My god Honey - you just want to add his pic to your shrine.

Such an internet hussy

BG

Well, when you are married with a man with a brain tumor , I do get a bit HORNY.

bad_girl · 08-23-2004, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I have nothing against lesbians.

]
Clearly you are delusional - or can't accept that someone does not find you attractive.

I think Enrique Iglesias is hot, you my friend are not.

BG

bad_girl · 08-23-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Suck my DICK! That's right, take it like the bitch that you are...

I have no problem with leather wearing homosexuals.

BG

inabon · 08-23-2004, 02:08 PM

1. YOUR FUCKING SIGNATURE IS TOO FUCKING BIG CHANGE IT DAMN IT
2. YOUR SITE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DONE WITH WORD
3. GET A NEW WEBMASTER/DESIGNER

4. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT YOUR SITE IT SUCKS COME UP WITH A BETTER DESIGN AND THEN THINK ABOUT POSTING AND INSULTING GFY.

Honeyslut · 08-23-2004, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by inabon
1. YOUR FUCKING SIGNATURE IS TOO FUCKING BIG CHANGE IT DAMN IT
2. YOUR SITE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DONE WITH WORD
3. GET A NEW WEBMASTER/DESIGNER

4. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT YOUR SITE IT SUCKS COME UP WITH A BETTER DESIGN AND THEN THINK ABOUT POSTING AND INSULTING GFY.

ANGER ISSUES ?

Mellow out ! This Lorezno character is probably just the designer

bringer · 08-23-2004, 02:19 PM

inabon · 08-23-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
ANGER ISSUES ?

Mellow out ! This Lorezno character is probably just the designer

True i will laugh to that

LOL

maxdaname · 08-23-2004, 02:55 PM

Head · 08-23-2004, 03:44 PM

OK Larry judging from this thread i think you are a:
Looser
Asshole
Dickhead
Fucktard
Cocksucker
Homo
Bi-homo
Tranny
and a shitty Actor!
You site sucks!! Get Over It!!! Fire the designer and get someone here that's better.

RuthXtremePay · 08-23-2004, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname

Jeffrey Archer is DA MAN!!

You should read his books.. they're awesome...

As for this LL guy, well.. I guess he's not working right now since he's got so much time to spend on these boards.. one would think he'd be filming..

Oh well...

He sure got everyone replying though eh?

Longest thread I've ever seen

RuthXtremePay · 08-23-2004, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
OK Larry judging from this thread i think you are a:
Looser
Asshole
Dickhead
Fucktard
Cocksucker
Homo
Bi-homo
Tranny
and a shitty Actor!
You site sucks!! Get Over It!!! Fire the designer and get someone here that's better.

I wonder if you could do one up using the initials of his name

L
O
R
E
N
Z
O
L
A
M
A
S

Lamas ------> lame ass ....

??

Sometimes it's hard to take constructive criticism though I guess. But if you don't want it, then don't ask..

stevecore · 08-23-2004, 04:06 PM

I'm almost 100% sure this is a fake nick but since he said ask a question, lets see if he gets this one:

What health gym does Branscombe Richmond belong to?

I'm sure you'll get this wrong or dodge the question. He's been going there for years.

Head · 08-23-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RuthXtremePay
I wonder if you could do one up using the initials of his name

L
O
R
E
N
Z
O
L
A
M
A
S

Lamas ------> lame ass .... ??

Sometimes it's hard to take constructive criticism though I guess. But if you don't want it, then don't ask..

Good one mate!
I'll see what i can do:

L-ameass
O-
R-etard
E-
N-ot a good Actor
Z-
O
L-aneass
A-sshole
M-
A-sshole
S-ucks cocks

Best i can do for know

enter » · 08-23-2004, 04:25 PM

.

Latest entry in the guest book :

What is your name?
kak_azn

What is the title of your website:
Gr8 Movies

Type a quick description of your website:
It rocks

How did you find this website?
I'm a fan

Where are you from?
Texas

Please enter your comments?
Lorenzo - I thought you should know someone is posting on another message board with your name. They are making you look very foolish and i think you should probably stop them. I think you are awesome and would love to meet you someday. Visit www.go****yourself.com to see the impersonator. I know the domain is vulgar but that's really the name. I hate the people there and I hope you can beat them all up for me.

Thanks

Manowar · 08-23-2004, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
.

Latest entry in the guest book :

What is your name?
kak_azn

What is the title of your website:
Gr8 Movies

Type a quick description of your website:
It rocks

How did you find this website?
I'm a fan

Where are you from?
Texas

Please enter your comments?
Lorenzo - I thought you should know someone is posting on another message board with your name. They are making you look very foolish and i think you should probably stop them. I think you are awesome and would love to meet you someday. Visit www.go****yourself.com to see the impersonator. I know the domain is vulgar but that's really the name. I hate the people there and I hope you can beat them all up for me.

Thanks

i havent laughed so hard in a few hours

TurboAngel · 08-23-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
.

Latest entry in the guest book :

What is your name?
kak_azn

What is the title of your website:
Gr8 Movies

Type a quick description of your website:
It rocks

How did you find this website?
I'm a fan

Where are you from?
Texas

Please enter your comments?
Lorenzo - I thought you should know someone is posting on another message board with your name. They are making you look very foolish and i think you should probably stop them. I think you are awesome and would love to meet you someday. Visit www.go****yourself.com to see the impersonator. I know the domain is vulgar but that's really the name. I hate the people there and I hope you can beat them all up for me.

Thanks

Oh my god, this does get funnier and funnier.

Phoenix · 08-23-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
.

Latest entry in the guest book :

What is your name?
kak_azn

What is the title of your website:
Gr8 Movies

Type a quick description of your website:
It rocks

How did you find this website?
I'm a fan

Where are you from?
Texas

Please enter your comments?
Lorenzo - I thought you should know someone is posting on another message board with your name. They are making you look very foolish and i think you should probably stop them. I think you are awesome and would love to meet you someday. Visit www.go****yourself.com to see the impersonator. I know the domain is vulgar but that's really the name. I hate the people there and I hope you can beat them all up for me.

Thanks

oh man,..lol

pornstar2pac · 08-23-2004, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
.

Latest entry in the guest book :

What is your name?
kak_azn

What is the title of your website:
Gr8 Movies

Type a quick description of your website:
It rocks

How did you find this website?
I'm a fan

Where are you from?
Texas

Please enter your comments?
Lorenzo - I thought you should know someone is posting on another message board with your name. They are making you look very foolish and i think you should probably stop them. I think you are awesome and would love to meet you someday. Visit www.go****yourself.com to see the impersonator. I know the domain is vulgar but that's really the name. I hate the people there and I hope you can beat them all up for me.

Thanks

yep, something a 14 year old would do

Cory W · 08-23-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
I'm almost 100% sure this is a fake nick

So part of you thinks it could be the real deal???? LOL

stevecore · 08-23-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
So part of you thinks it could be the real deal???? LOL

part of me wishes it is.

Cory W · 08-23-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by enter »
.

Latest entry in the guest book :

What is your name?
kak_azn

What is the title of your website:
Gr8 Movies

Type a quick description of your website:
It rocks

How did you find this website?
I'm a fan

Where are you from?
Texas

Please enter your comments?
Lorenzo - I thought you should know someone is posting on another message board with your name. They are making you look very foolish and i think you should probably stop them. I think you are awesome and would love to meet you someday. Visit www.go****yourself.com to see the impersonator. I know the domain is vulgar but that's really the name. I hate the people there and I hope you can beat them all up for me.

Thanks

Oh my god.

Ok, done. I quit.

quiet · 08-23-2004, 04:46 PM

wow this thread has a life of it's own

Spunky · 08-23-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
wow this thread has a life of it's own

Hard to believe it went 6 pages on just a character

fr8 · 08-23-2004, 08:14 PM

L-ameass
O-face giver
R-etard
E-rectile disfunction
N-ot a good Actor
Z-orro was better than renegade
O-ral cum guzzler
L-ittle dick
A-sshole
M-an hole lover
A-naly fisted
S-ucks cocks

phogirl69 · 08-23-2004, 08:26 PM

Post a picture of you flipping us all off or hold up a papersaying GFY! That way we can know it's really you!

Screaming · 08-23-2004, 08:27 PM

this is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends

pure energy · 08-23-2004, 08:44 PM

And me too! HA ha ha ha

sixone · 08-23-2004, 08:45 PM

Photoshop is the greatest program to kill time with

Cory W · 08-23-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
part of me wishes it is.

I just laughed so hard.

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08-23-2004, 04:06 PM	#283
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	I'm almost 100% sure this is a fake nick but since he said ask a question, lets see if he gets this one: What health gym does Branscombe Richmond belong to? I'm sure you'll get this wrong or dodge the question. He's been going there for years.

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