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boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 06:30 PM

OK! This is just disgusting (pic from internext). Some of us webmasters need to lose some serious weight or there are going to be a lot of heart bypass surgeries in our futures.

I know this seems like a troll but it is a serious issue. We need to eat better and exercise more.

wdsguy · 08-20-2004, 06:32 PM

not all webmasters are overweight like them

BradM · 08-20-2004, 06:34 PM

I think the fat webmaster thing is a silly stereo type. There is an even mix just like in regular society.

Libertine · 08-20-2004, 06:34 PM

Hmmm... manboobs.

EviLGuY · 08-20-2004, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
OK! This is just disgusting (pic from internext). Some of us webmasters need to lose some serious weight or there are going to be a lot of heart bypass surgeries in our futures.

I know this seems like a troll but it is a serious issue. We need to eat better and exercise more.

They look pretty thin and trim to me.

Lets see your pic?

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I think the fat webmaster thing is a silly stereo type. There is an even mix just like in regular society.

True but we do have sedentary jobs.

Short Irish Guy · 08-20-2004, 06:39 PM

Damn, just looking at those pics made me want to go jog a few miles...

xlogger · 08-20-2004, 06:49 PM

you know whats funny, i sware i eat like a MOFO traying to gain fucking weight! When people are traying to loose wait, im here traying to gain some...

http · 08-20-2004, 06:56 PM

That is definately the worst part about this job, the gaining weight part. Kudos to those (very) few who can avoid it

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 06:58 PM

In reality though...who really gives a fuck. If I am happy with myself, which I am, who cares. Does my being a "fatass webmaster" hurt you? Does it make you cry in your pillow at night? Probably not. I enjoy Big Macs and fries...I like cheesecake with chocolate syrup on top. Who gives a fuck? The day I live my life to satisfy what others consider "Normal" is the day I sellout. Fuck you and your opinion lol.

While we are on the subject, let's go ahead and call out the webmasters with pimple faces, or glasses, or greasy ass hair, or the chicks in this biz with fucked up faces, or raggedy looking pussies, or lopsided tits. Let's call everyone out it's a matter of fact because I am sure everyone is flawed in one way or another.

Post a pic of yourself and let GFY be the judge.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
In reality though...who really gives a fuck. If I am happy with myself, which I am, who cares. Does my being a "fatass webmaster" hurt you? Does it make you cry in your pillow at night? Probably not. I enjoy Big Macs and fries...I like cheesecake with chocolate syrup on top. Who gives a fuck? The day I live my life to satisfy what others consider "Normal" is the day I sellout. Fuck you and your opinion lol.

While we are on the subject, let's go ahead and call out the webmasters with pimple faces, or glasses, or greasy ass hair, or the chicks in this biz with fucked up faces, or raggedy looking pussies, or lopsided tits. Let's call everyone out it's a matter of fact because I am sure everyone is flawed in one way or another.

Post a pic of yourself and let GFY be the judge.

You got me all wrong, dude. Fuck appearance. Being overweight is bad for your health. That's the main thing.

Being fat can take years off your life, like smoking. What's the point of getting rich in this biz if you're not going to be around to enjoy it?

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
You got me all wrong, dude. Fuck appearance. Being overweight is bad for your health. That's the main thing.

Being fat can take years off your life, like smoking. What's the point of getting rich in this biz if you're not going to be around to enjoy it?

Breathing the smog in L.A. will take years off your life. Eating cheese will take years off your life. Stress will take years off your life. Who gives a fuck? Nothing personal but I took this thread as an easy way to slam fat asses such as myself. I don't mind really but I just think it's funny that people still use the fat thing as ammo.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by xlogger
you know whats funny, i sware i eat like a MOFO traying to gain fucking weight! When people are traying to loose wait, im here traying to gain some...

How old are you? The younger you are, the higher your metabolism usually is.

Also keep in mind that being thin doesn't automatically mean you are healthier. you still have to take care of yourself. There are plenty of 150ers out there with 90% blockages in their arteries who don't know it.

fris · 08-20-2004, 07:12 PM

boobmaster is ugly.

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 07:12 PM

I must have mistaken you being concerned for my health for sarcasm. Thanks bro. Most people really don't care about us fat fucks.

BradM · 08-20-2004, 07:13 PM

I wasn't happy with myself, because I had a hard time walking. And I enjoy doing things. Just walking 5 blocks was hard on my legs and I was out of breath.
That's not cool.

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
I wasn't happy with myself, because I had a hard time walking. And I enjoy doing things. Just walking 5 blocks was hard on my legs and I was out of breath.
That's not cool.

I don't walk anywhere. I am wheeled around in a large wagon by a few of my neighbors and I have an engine dolly bedside so I can get in and out.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Breathing the smog in L.A. will take years off your life. Eating cheese will take years off your life. Stress will take years off your life. Who gives a fuck? Nothing personal but I took this thread as an easy way to slam fat asses such as myself. I don't mind really but I just think it's funny that people still use the fat thing as ammo.

It's just one of many factors that contribute to your risk of early death. BTW, people who eat a lot of cheese also tend to be fat. I have known of bodybuilders with perfect bodies who dropped dead of heart attacks in their 30s/40s. Minimize every risk you can. You only get once change at life.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by fris
boobmaster is ugly.

I'm better looking than you.

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
It's just one of many factors that contribute to your risk of early death. BTW, people who eat a lot of cheese also tend to be fat. I have known of bodybuilders with perfect bodies who dropped dead of heart attacks in their 30s/40s. Minimize every risk you can. You only get once change at life.

Well this is how I equate it. I did heavy concrete construction for the better part of 10 years. The entire time I was out there, I worked on average probably 12-16 hours per day, in the hot ass sun, most of the time 6 days a week. I climbed forms, I lifted heavy rebar, I shovelled concrete, I hung from the side of buildings 100 feet in the air. In that entire time, I stayed the exact size I am now. Not one pound less. I don't eat like crazy. Infact, sometimes, I will go the entire day when I get really busy and forget about meals totally and end up eating only one meal that day. I just chalked it up to genetics and called it good. Fuck it.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Well this is how I equate it. I did heavy concrete construction for the better part of 10 years. The entire time I was out there, I worked on average probably 12-16 hours per day, in the hot ass sun, most of the time 6 days a week. I climbed forms, I lifted heavy rebar, I shovelled concrete, I hung from the side of buildings 100 feet in the air. In that entire time, I stayed the exact size I am now. Not one pound less. I don't eat like crazy. Infact, sometimes, I will go the entire day when I get really busy and forget about meals totally and end up eating only one meal that day. I just chalked it up to genetics and called it good. Fuck it.

With all that exercise, I imagine you were in pretty good shape despite the extra pounds. You probably have a lot of muscle.

How much do you weigh, if you don't mind the question.

PatrickKing · 08-20-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
I don't walk anywhere. I am wheeled around in a large wagon by a few of my neighbors and I have an engine dolly bedside so I can get in and out.

Once when I called 911
they had to cut off the front of my house to get me
out to the flatbed truck wich brought
me to the hospital.

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
With all that exercise, I imagine you were in pretty good shape despite the extra pounds. You probably have a lot of muscle.

How much do you weigh, if you don't mind the question.

330. I am not overly muscular either although I am very very strong so I guess I hide the muscle lol. I dunno man. I just always been this big no matter what I do. I was a on cocaine pretty bad for 2 years and still stayed this size. You tell me...

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by PatrickKing
Once when I called 911
they had to cut off the front of my house to get me
out to the flatbed truck wich brought
me to the hospital.

You are joking, I hope.

Dagwolf · 08-20-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
I must have mistaken you being concerned for my health for sarcasm. Thanks bro. Most people really don't care about us fat fucks.

Look at the thread title again. Boobmaster doesn't care about anything except page views.

tonitek7 · 08-20-2004, 07:34 PM

judge? fem webmistress here

PatrickKing · 08-20-2004, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
You are joking, I hope.

It was no laughing matter.

Vitasoy · 08-20-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by tonitek7

judge? fem webmistress here

You're very cute. I might add

tonitek7 · 08-20-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
You're very cute. I might add

why thank ya

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by tonitek7

judge? fem webmistress here

You look nice. I on the other hand resemble Shrek. :0

tonitek7 · 08-20-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
You look nice. I on the other hand resemble Shrek. :0

awww..Shrek is cute tho

GonZo · 08-20-2004, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
In reality though...who really gives a fuck. If I am happy with myself, which I am, who cares. Does my being a "fatass webmaster" hurt you? Does it make you cry in your pillow at night? Probably not. I enjoy Big Macs and fries...I like cheesecake with chocolate syrup on top. Who gives a fuck? The day I live my life to satisfy what others consider "Normal" is the day I sellout. Fuck you and your opinion lol.

While we are on the subject, let's go ahead and call out the webmasters with pimple faces, or glasses, or greasy ass hair, or the chicks in this biz with fucked up faces, or raggedy looking pussies, or lopsided tits. Let's call everyone out it's a matter of fact because I am sure everyone is flawed in one way or another.

Post a pic of yourself and let GFY be the judge.

FAT FUCKING NOBODIES....OUR TIME HAS COME!

Nick congradulations..... you will be made into the FFN family in Vegas.

fr8 · 08-20-2004, 07:55 PM

I can could some problems occuring downt the road.

PatrickKing · 08-20-2004, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
I can could some problems occuring downt the road.

Pardon?

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
Look at the thread title again. Boobmaster doesn't care about anything except page views.

Another Canadian assfuck who thinks they KNOW me.

galleryseek · 08-20-2004, 08:00 PM

I just launched this site:

www.healthygo.com/index.php?ref=dreamache

Come to me for help, especially you "NickPapageorgio", you can be slim irregardless.

Dagwolf · 08-20-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Another Canadian assfuck who thinks they KNOW me.

See what I mean?

Doctor Dre · 08-20-2004, 08:08 PM

This was supposed to be an overweight webmasters picture ...

FTVGirls · 08-20-2004, 08:11 PM

I thought all adult webmasters must fit the following criteria:

a) balding
b) fat
c) goatee to disbalance the effect of baldness

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by GonZo
FAT FUCKING NOBODIES....OUR TIME HAS COME!

Nick congradulations..... you will be made into the FFN family in Vegas.

Jesus...I don't know what to say. Well I guess I will start by thanking my sponsors...Cheetos...Doritos...McDonalds...White Castle... (the list goes on and on) ...oh and Gravy.

chodadog · 08-20-2004, 08:13 PM

Oh yeah, you're obviously concerned about their health. I mean, with endearing terms such as fatass and disgusting, it's obvious that you weren't being malicious at all!

Boobmaster just has too much love to give.

PatrickKing · 08-20-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by FTVGirls
I thought all adult webmasters must fit the following criteria:

a) balding
b) fat
c) goatee to disbalance the effect of baldness

I fit the profile

tonitek7 · 08-20-2004, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Jesus...I don't know what to say. Well I guess I will start by thanking my sponsors...Cheetos...Doritos...McDonalds...White Castle... (the list goes on and on) ...oh and Gravy.

mardigras · 08-20-2004, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I have known of bodybuilders with perfect bodies who dropped dead of heart attacks in their 30s/40s.

Doesn't that kinda void the entire point of this thread?

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Doesn't that kinda void the entire point of this thread?

He's just covering all his bases.

dirtyone · 08-20-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by FTVGirls
I thought all adult webmasters must fit the following criteria:

a) balding
b) fat
c) goatee to disbalance the effect of baldness

Goddamn I'm in!

Although I shaved the goatee because I thought people could tell I was trying to offset the baldness.

jonesy · 08-20-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
In reality though...who really gives a fuck. If I am happy with myself, which I am, who cares. Does my being a "fatass webmaster" hurt you? Does it make you cry in your pillow at night? Probably not. I enjoy Big Macs and fries...I like cheesecake with chocolate syrup on top. Who gives a fuck? The day I live my life to satisfy what others consider "Normal" is the day I sellout. Fuck you and your opinion lol.

said like any other person with an addiction.

any fat person who says theyre "Happy being fat" is a fucking liar.

if given a choice, every fat person would be thin.

im fat too (and have been normal weight) so dont bother replying that im wrong or an asshole either. it just pisses me off when fat people post this bullshit.

nick dont take it personel, (from all aacounts you seem like a really cool guy that I couls destroy a buffet with) what i said goes for all fat people.

boobmaster · 08-20-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Doesn't that kinda void the entire point of this thread?

Not really. There are a lot of factors that play a role in good health. Some, like genetics, age, and sex, you can't do anything about. Others, like weight and smoking, you can. Why be fat if you don't have to be?

jonesy · 08-20-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by FTVGirls
I thought all adult webmasters must fit the following criteria:

a) balding
b) fat
c) goatee to disbalance the effect of baldness

goatees are also used to hide double chins.

NickPapageorgio · 08-20-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by jonesy
said like any other person with an addiction.

any fat person who says theyre "Happy being fat" is a fucking liar.

if given a choice, every fat person would be thin.

im fat too (and have been normal weight) so dont bother replying that im wrong or an asshole either. it just pisses me off when fat people post this bullshit.

nick dont take it personel, (from all aacounts you seem like a really cool guy that I couls destroy a buffet with) what i said goes for all fat people.

I don't hold anything against you dude. I am sure you're cool. I am just saying that personally I have come to terms with my size. I don't care what others do or feel. I am perfectly content with who I am and I don't consider it to be "bullshit". I agree to disagree.

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NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	In reality though...who really gives a fuck. If I am happy with myself, which I am, who cares. Does my being a "fatass webmaster" hurt you? Does it make you cry in your pillow at night? Probably not. I enjoy Big Macs and fries...I like cheesecake with chocolate syrup on top. Who gives a fuck? The day I live my life to satisfy what others consider "Normal" is the day I sellout. Fuck you and your opinion lol. While we are on the subject, let's go ahead and call out the webmasters with pimple faces, or glasses, or greasy ass hair, or the chicks in this biz with fucked up faces, or raggedy looking pussies, or lopsided tits. Let's call everyone out it's a matter of fact because I am sure everyone is flawed in one way or another. Post a pic of yourself and let GFY be the judge. __________________

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