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Shoehorn! · 08-21-2004, 06:19 PM

Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30 PM and you spend your whole SATURDAY drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!

sickkittens · 08-21-2004, 06:25 PM

Have you been drinking as well?

Gheenz · 08-21-2004, 06:26 PM

Damn, I love Homer!!!

chupachups · 08-21-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself

Damn, I love Homer!!!

Shoehorn! · 08-21-2004, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself

Damn, I love Homer!!!

I agree. I can't get enough of that show.

Doctor Dre · 08-21-2004, 07:05 PM

Homer owns . Without him the simpson wouldn't be the simpson ...

actually without any character :P

bringer · 08-21-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Homer owns . Without him the simpson wouldn't be the simpson ...

actually without any character :P

i could live without maggie

fr8 · 08-21-2004, 07:07 PM

And people wonder why its the longest running animated show.

dodger21 · 08-21-2004, 07:07 PM

Homer undoubtedly is the greatest TV character ever created.

Actually, him and Al Bundy.

Deb · 08-21-2004, 07:28 PM

Homer: All work and no play, make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I dooooooooo!

maxdaname · 08-21-2004, 07:43 PM

Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Oncle_Benny · 08-21-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

good one!

BradM · 08-21-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

lol that is funny

Shoehorn! · 08-21-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

montel · 08-21-2004, 08:28 PM

LOL !! fuck damn funny !!

Lev · 08-21-2004, 08:47 PM

Alex · 08-21-2004, 08:56 PM

Lisa: Mom...Dad, there is something that i feel i need to do. You may not agree with it or like it, but i have to go do it....
(then leaves house)

Homer: MARGE!! she is going to go narc on our stash.

Marge: What stash.....

Homer: Thats right.... what stash?

Alex · 08-21-2004, 08:56 PM

Grandpa: My Homer is NOT a communist. He may be a thief, a liar, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Thechad · 08-21-2004, 09:04 PM

Homer: Brain I don't like you, and you don't like me, we need to work together right now. Then I will go back to killing you with beer.

AVM · 08-21-2004, 09:05 PM

Morgan · 08-21-2004, 09:08 PM

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woj · 08-21-2004, 10:11 PM

Simpsons are great

Marcus Aurelius · 08-21-2004, 10:13 PM

best series ever produced. I love the simpsons.

GiantGnome · 08-21-2004, 10:16 PM

Something im hoping for....

"Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!"

Shoehorn! · 08-21-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Grandpa: My Homer is NOT a communist. He may be a thief, a liar, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Mike Okitch · 08-21-2004, 10:39 PM

Lisa!!

In this house we obey the rules of THERMODYNAMICS!!!

Penthouse Tony · 08-21-2004, 10:40 PM

Homer: I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute.

I think it was from the Behind the Simpsons episode.

Malkmus · 08-21-2004, 11:08 PM

Homer Meeting Aliens:
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer:
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

Homer:
Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Bart:
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

Lonny · 08-21-2004, 11:09 PM

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Hippy: Uh, Homer, those were our PERSONAL vegetables.

Vitasoy · 08-21-2004, 11:14 PM

Bart: Eat my shorts. I love it.

skillfull · 08-21-2004, 11:22 PM

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

theS2O · 08-21-2004, 11:25 PM

Homer's the man..

Shoehorn! · 08-21-2004, 11:27 PM

Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?
Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.

Face (o_0) · 08-22-2004, 12:01 AM

i think this one takes the cake :

Homer, "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Post office employee, "OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name."

Homer, "I don't know."

thos who have seen the episode will know it

SilverTab · 08-22-2004, 12:37 AM

some classic homer quotes!

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels."

"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy."

EviLGuY · 08-22-2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
Have you been drinking as well?

He better have been.. or else!

Shoehorn! · 08-22-2004, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by Face (o_0)
i think this one takes the cake :

Homer, "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Post office employee, "OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name."

Homer, "I don't know."

thos who have seen the episode will know it

Shoehorn! · 08-22-2004, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
some classic homer quotes!

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels."

"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

08-21-2004, 06:19 PM	#1
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Deb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Online somewhere, no doubt. Posts: 1,237	Homer: All work and no play, make Homer something something. Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I dooooooooo!

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Malkmus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: French Riviera Posts: 573	Homer Meeting Aliens: Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! Homer: Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911! Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you? Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

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Lonny Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Riverside Ca. Posts: 3,539	Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? Hippy: Uh, Homer, those were our PERSONAL vegetables. __________________ crakrevenue

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Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind? Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night? Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that. __________________

08-22-2004, 12:01 AM	#34
Face (o_0) So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 2,617	i think this one takes the cake : Homer, "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." Post office employee, "OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name." Homer, "I don't know." thos who have seen the episode will know it

08-22-2004, 12:37 AM	#35
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	some classic homer quotes! "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight." "Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels." "When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy." __________________ mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959