Funny Simpsons quote
 

Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30 PM and you spend your whole SATURDAY drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool! :1orglaugh

Have you been drinking as well? :winkwink:

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Damn, I love Homer!!!

I agree. I can't get enough of that show.

Homer owns . Without him the simpson wouldn't be the simpson ...

actually without any character :P

i could live without maggie

And people wonder why its the longest running animated show. :)

Homer undoubtedly is the greatest TV character ever created.

Actually, him and Al Bundy.

Homer: All work and no play, make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I dooooooooo! :1orglaugh

Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one!

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lol that is funny

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LOL !! fuck damn funny !!

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Lisa: Mom...Dad, there is something that i feel i need to do. You may not agree with it or like it, but i have to go do it....
(then leaves house)

Homer: MARGE!! she is going to go narc on our stash.

Marge: What stash.....

Homer: Thats right.... what stash?

Grandpa: My Homer is NOT a communist. He may be a thief, a liar, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: Brain I don't like you, and you don't like me, we need to work together right now. Then I will go back to killing you with beer.

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Random Homer Quote Generator: http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

Simpsons are great :thumbsup

best series ever produced. I love the simpsons.

Something im hoping for....

"Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!"

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Lisa!!

In this house we obey the rules of THERMODYNAMICS!!!

Homer: I want to set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute.

I think it was from the Behind the Simpsons episode.

Homer Meeting Aliens:
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer:
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

Homer:
Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Bart:
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Hippy: Uh, Homer, those were our PERSONAL vegetables.

Bart: Eat my shorts. I love it. :)

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Homer's the man.. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?
Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.

i think this one takes the cake :

Homer, "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Post office employee, "OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name."

Homer, "I don't know."


thos who have seen the episode will know it :winkwink:

some classic homer quotes!

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels."

"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy."

He better have been.. or else! :1orglaugh

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. :1orglaugh