08-22-2004, 01:01 AM
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
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Originally posted by SilverTab
some classic homer quotes!
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals. Except for weasels."
"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. 
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