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Homer Meeting Aliens:
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer:
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Homer:
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Bart:
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."
Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something.
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