|
|
adding a post
|
A: None. That's a software problem.
|
Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
|
A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.
|
Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.
|
A: None. There's a primitive for that.
|
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
|
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
|
A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
|
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
|
Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
|
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
|
A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")
|
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
|
A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
|
i bet all of montanas posts where in this thread.
I cant wait till he loes :) |
Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: Just one-but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
|
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
|
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10
|
000 years.
|
Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
|
Great thread for sigwhores :thumbsup
|
A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
|
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: Three-but they're really only one.
|
Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
|
A: Two. One to do the screwing-and one to hear the confession.
|
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: One-but it takes at least three light bulbs.
|
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A: That's not funny!!!
|
Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?
|
A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!
|
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
|
| All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:49 AM. |
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123