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A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!

Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Oooh-like-manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One to turn the bulb one for support-and four to relate to the experience.

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.

A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. That's a hardware problem.

Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

lol.. somehow this post is back on the first page! will it ever die!?

A: None. That's a software problem.

Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?

A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.

Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.

Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There's a primitive for that.

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

10eightie something

A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

game cubes are fun theres a really sweet airplane gam out for it but i dont remember what its called iwish i wouldnt have let me last roommate keep the cube

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")

I sold mine for meth a couple of years ago.