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Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. That's a hardware problem.
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Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: None. That's a software problem.
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Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
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A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.
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Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.
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Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. There's a primitive for that.
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
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Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Q: How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Just one-but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10
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000 years.
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Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
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lmao your stil at this montana?
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ok:Graucho
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A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
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free shit
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:helpme
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Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
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:1orglaugh
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A: Three-but they're really only one.
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k
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Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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:(
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