Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? :question

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience. :Note

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? :waaaaahh

A: None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A': None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

hi there!:winkwink:

Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

fun! fun! fun!:) :) :)

A: None. That's a hardware problem.

Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. That's a software problem.

Q: How many FSE's does it take to replace a dead light bulb?

A: Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark.

havin fun?!:Graucho

Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

cool in here!:thumbsup

A: As many as you want; they're all virtual-anyway.

Q: How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

hello everyone! havin' fun?!

A: None. There's a primitive for that.

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

yeah!:winkwink:

A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

is this still going?!

A: Only one-but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.

One more post for the Game Cube!

Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

951

A: None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

heh

A: None. ("That's all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")

i want a piece of that

how's your day?!

A: Only two-but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

wow this post is still going