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Old 08-16-2004, 08:10 PM   #1
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The rules to obey during INTERNEXT...

1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

5- stay away from the mini-bar

6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

7- watch out for falling furniture


if i have left anything out please feel free to add
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:11 PM   #2
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1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

5- stay away from the mini-bar

6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

7- watch out for falling furniture


if i have left anything out please feel free to add

-Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:12 PM   #3
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you're gay
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:12 PM   #4
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Is that from experience?

Better watch that purty ass. lol
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:13 PM   #5
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did you learn the hard way? the very hard way?
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:13 PM   #6
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Let me kiss them during belly flop contests

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Old 08-16-2004, 08:17 PM   #7
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Let me kiss them during belly flop contests

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lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

now that was one of the funniest fucking things i have ever seen. and it is proof that juicy is truly a twink
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:24 PM   #8
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

now that was one of the funniest fucking things i have ever seen. and it is proof that juicy is truly a twink
Ok I'm starting to be glad I didn't go to this thing now.
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Old 08-16-2004, 09:29 PM   #9
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

now that was one of the funniest fucking things i have ever seen. and it is proof that juicy is truly a twink

I think I have video... and juicy even used tongue
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Old 08-16-2004, 09:31 PM   #10
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I think I have video... and juicy even used tongue
dude, i totally missed the shot from where i was.


if anyone has good pics or video of it, please get it posted
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Old 08-16-2004, 09:32 PM   #11
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-Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you
you cant rape the willing
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Old 08-16-2004, 09:38 PM   #12
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- Wait for the Silvercash bar to open up instead of ordering drinks from the pool bar $$$$$$$ LOL!!!

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Old 08-16-2004, 09:39 PM   #13
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You need to change #3 from "learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend" to "learn how to function three days without any sleep".
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Old 08-16-2004, 09:40 PM   #14
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I think I have video... and juicy even used tongue
Greg seriously dude if you have video or pics of that send me a link non of the people i have spoken to so far have any documented proof of what went on

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Old 08-16-2004, 09:42 PM   #15
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Haha you know what the funniest thing was about the Silvercash happy hour was..

Watching all the freeloaders queuing up at the bar talking about all the cocktails they were going to be drinking then finding out they had to pay for them because it was only free beer

Some of the looks on those guys faces were that of pure ownage

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Old 08-16-2004, 10:36 PM   #16
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#8: Dont drink the $7 bottles of water in your room. (and like Izz said, stay away from the mini bar lol)

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#8: Dont drink the $7 bottles of water in your room.

I don't think me and this hotel would have gotten along too well.
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Old 08-16-2004, 10:47 PM   #18
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I don't think me and this hotel would have gotten along too well.
I hate that fucking hotel. I just hope they pick a new one when the contract is up.
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Old 08-17-2004, 12:04 AM   #19
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1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

5- stay away from the mini-bar

6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

7- watch out for falling furniture


if i have left anything out please feel free to add
8 - Don't drink until you go blind or black out.

9 - Don't puke at the parties.

10 - Don't pass out on the floor anywhere.

Not that I did any of the above ever...
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Old 08-17-2004, 04:05 AM   #21
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1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

5- stay away from the mini-bar

6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

7- watch out for falling furniture


if i have left anything out please feel free to add
8 - If Mr. Izz recommends a hot stripper, you better damn well blow all your fucking money on that stripper, she's guarenteed to give you a major case of blue balls!
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so thats a list of all the things juicy did then ?
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Greg seriously dude if you have video or pics of that send me a link non of the people i have spoken to so far have any documented proof of what went on

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Lee - I'll vouch for you man - I saw the whole thing right infront of my eyes!
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Old 08-17-2004, 02:22 PM   #27
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8 - If Mr. Izz recommends a hot stripper, you better damn well blow all your fucking money on that stripper, she's guarenteed to give you a major case of blue balls!


she was soooooooooo worth it.
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Old 08-17-2004, 02:32 PM   #28
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You left out a big rule. If you are going to do anything you will be ashamed of later...always know where JFK's camera is pointed....always.
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6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

WTF?? lol
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6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

um...you got some explainin to do here...lol
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Lee - I'll vouch for you man - I saw the whole thing right infront of my eyes!

I saw it all as well... and I thought JFK got a pic, didn't he ??

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Old 08-17-2004, 08:43 PM   #34
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WTF?? lol
lmao, check out RRRED's thread about shok

that was one of the funniest things i ever saw. worst part about it was that me and juicy saw the screening of it just before we went to Scarlets. when we got there i had to try and keep a straight face when i was talking to shok....lol...poor guy
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