The rules to obey during INTERNEXT...
 

1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

5- stay away from the mini-bar

6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

7- watch out for falling furniture


if i have left anything out please feel free to add:1orglaugh

-Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you

you're gay

Is that from experience?

Better watch that purty ass. lol

did you learn the hard way? the very hard way?

Let me kiss them during belly flop contests :Graucho

Regards,

Lee

lmfaoooooooooooooooooo:1orglaugh

now that was one of the funniest fucking things i have ever seen. and it is proof that juicy is truly a twink:1orglaugh

Ok I'm starting to be glad I didn't go to this thing now. :1orglaugh

I think I have video... and juicy even used tongue :winkwink:

dude, i totally missed the shot from where i was.


if anyone has good pics or video of it, please get it posted:thumbsup

you cant rape the willing :1orglaugh

- Wait for the Silvercash bar to open up instead of ordering drinks from the pool bar $$$$$$$ LOL!!!

DH

You need to change #3 from "learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend" to "learn how to function three days without any sleep".

Greg seriously dude if you have video or pics of that send me a link non of the people i have spoken to so far have any documented proof of what went on :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

Haha you know what the funniest thing was about the Silvercash happy hour was..

Watching all the freeloaders queuing up at the bar talking about all the cocktails they were going to be drinking then finding out they had to pay for them because it was only free beer :1orglaugh

Some of the looks on those guys faces were that of pure ownage :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

#8: Dont drink the $7 bottles of water in your room. (and like Izz said, stay away from the mini bar lol)

:glugglug

I don't think me and this hotel would have gotten along too well.

I hate that fucking hotel. I just hope they pick a new one when the contract is up.

8 - Don't drink until you go blind or black out.

9 - Don't puke at the parties.

10 - Don't pass out on the floor anywhere.

Not that I did any of the above ever... :1orglaugh

-Careful who you trust, cause they'll throw your ass in the pool later.

-Remember: Tala WILL make you wet.

8 - If Mr. Izz recommends a hot stripper, you better damn well blow all your fucking money on that stripper, she's guarenteed to give you a major case of blue balls! :Graucho

so thats a list of all the things juicy did then ?

My main rule is always go to Internext with my wife and best friend! :thumbsup

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Lee - I'll vouch for you man - I saw the whole thing right infront of my eyes!

-Try not to loose your voice the first day

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she was soooooooooo worth it.

You left out a big rule. If you are going to do anything you will be ashamed of later...always know where JFK's camera is pointed....always.

WTF?? lol

um...you got some explainin to do here...lol

^^Dude, go check RRRED's thread

You too?

I saw it all as well... and I thought JFK got a pic, didn't he ??

~Bell

lmao, check out RRRED's thread about shok

that was one of the funniest things i ever saw. worst part about it was that me and juicy saw the screening of it just before we went to Scarlets. when we got there i had to try and keep a straight face when i was talking to shok....lol...poor guy