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Originally posted by MrIzzz
1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets
2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony
3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend
4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend
5- stay away from the mini-bar
6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets
7- watch out for falling furniture
if i have left anything out please feel free to add
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8 - Don't drink until you go blind or black out.
9 - Don't puke at the parties.
10 - Don't pass out on the floor anywhere.
Not that I did any of the above ever...