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CDSmith · 08-14-2004, 10:24 AM

Here are several ways to really get even with that special
asshole who has been giving you grief:

GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local
newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your
victim. Advertise televisions, camcorder, vintage automobile, antiques,
etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, Just come
around back and Come early!

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a
large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims
carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the
contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be
unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials.
An absolute classic . . .

I like this one...

OIL SPOT: At night pour used oil underneath the victims car while parked
in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this
each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get
the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person
buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their
surprise when that new car starts leaking too. :D

PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim's
name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several
pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many
eye popping inquiries.

Another favorite . . .

FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch
paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number
and start sending the pages through. After page two has been
transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a
continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's
fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number
from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is
great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated
you. This can have same results as OIL SPOT.

Think I'm ruthless? That's right folks.... I AM.

Fletch XXX · 08-14-2004, 10:26 AM

local ads are free here and get GREAT EXPOSURE, there are millions in LA, this is good.

id run a gay personal spa ad though

Marcus Aurelius · 08-14-2004, 10:27 AM

or you could just murder him in his sleep and drop the body in a stocked catfish pond with a brick strapped to his spine by metal cords, to keep the body from becoming buoyant even after rotting. I find that much easier.

EviLGuY · 08-14-2004, 10:28 AM

That oilspot one is a great idea.. I got someone right now I think I might do that to.

JustinF · 08-14-2004, 10:37 AM

Nice ideas, fax machine is a good one.

Tuga · 08-14-2004, 10:41 AM

Keep them coming, I'm bookmarking this thread

tranza · 08-14-2004, 10:46 AM

Lol... The dildo one is great!!

RicardoB · 08-14-2004, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Here are several ways to really get even with that special
asshole who has been giving you grief:

GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local
newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your
victim. Advertise televisions, camcorder, vintage automobile, antiques,
etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, Just come
around back and Come early!

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a
large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims
carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the
contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be
unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials.
An absolute classic . . .

I like this one...

OIL SPOT: At night pour used oil underneath the victims car while parked
in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this
each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get
the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person
buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their
surprise when that new car starts leaking too. :D

PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim's
name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several
pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many
eye popping inquiries.

Another favorite . . .

FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch
paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number
and start sending the pages through. After page two has been
transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a
continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's
fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number
from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is
great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated
you. This can have same results as OIL SPOT.

Think I'm ruthless? That's right folks.... I AM.

Thread boomarked I have a use for this Thx!

CDSmith · 08-14-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RicardoB
Thread boomarked I have a use for this Thx!

I am, if anything, here to serve.

Firehorse · 08-14-2004, 11:34 PM

Great stuff CD, I saved those to notepad!

erehwon · 08-15-2004, 02:01 AM

Just as evil...

Marbles in the gas tank make lots of noise

Castor Oil, (not the motor oil) with one teaspoon in the muffler makes a considerable amount of smoke, more than enough to be pulled over and arrested.

Related to the garage sale, advertise a Harley Davidson as part of a divorce sale really cheap, 2002 Fatboy for $2500. Nothing worse than having a bunch of angry pissed off bikers at your mark's house with cash in hand and no bike.

I have plenty of other tried and true ways of getting even.

Aquarius · 08-15-2004, 02:05 AM

I love the oil spot

Gunni · 08-15-2004, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
Just as evil...

Marbles in the gas tank make lots of noise

Castor Oil, (not the motor oil) with one teaspoon in the muffler makes a considerable amount of smoke, more than enough to be pulled over and arrested.

Related to the garage sale, advertise a Harley Davidson as part of a divorce sale really cheap, 2002 Fatboy for $2500. Nothing worse than having a bunch of angry pissed off bikers at your mark's house with cash in hand and no bike.

I have plenty of other tried and true ways of getting even.

hahaha, the biker one sounds great!

BruceM · 08-15-2004, 05:43 PM

Haha good ones, esp the dildo and biker ones.

NichePay_Manny · 08-15-2004, 05:44 PM

Sosa · 08-15-2004, 05:45 PM

Haha, good stuff

fr8 · 08-15-2004, 05:46 PM

Those are some great ways. Now to choose two of them, lol

Tala · 08-15-2004, 05:50 PM

Yanno....maple syrup looks just like motor oil...

CDSmith · 08-15-2004, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
Related to the garage sale, advertise a Harley Davidson as part of a divorce sale really cheap, 2002 Fatboy for $2500. Nothing worse than having a bunch of angry pissed off bikers at your mark's house with cash in hand and no bike.

Superb.

Here in Winnipeg we have a shitload of Hell's Angels running the drug trade. That would be very bad for someone who couldn't produce the bike for them... very bad. I'd have to be pretty damned pissed at someone before I'd consider doing that to them.

lol

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
I have plenty of other tried and true ways of getting even.

I would love to hear them. Post, post!!

fuzebox · 08-15-2004, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch
paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number
and start sending the pages through. After page two has been
transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a
continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's
fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number
from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is
great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated
you. This can have same results as OIL SPOT.

Best results with this are achieved using a few sheets of black construction paper

Especially with those laser toner cartridges.

Vitasoy · 08-15-2004, 05:55 PM

haha some of those are really good :D

wdsguy · 08-15-2004, 05:58 PM

alot of good ideas in this thread

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 08-15-2004, 06:00 PM

Search Google for NewsLetters
take the persons email addy.... sign them up to about 500....

Their phone number+ GayAnalSex.jpg + Kazaa=

http://aol.com Free Trial + Their Address + 100random names to same mailing address= lots of CDs

walk your dog.... bag its shit... mindnight goto their house.... flip shitbad inside out, stuff in door handle of car....

4 ShavingCream cans.. freeze them... when frozen take a can opener an open one end of each of the cans, take the cans and get them under the driver seat of their car (dont break windows or anything, just hope car is unlocked)... heat makes shit expand.... 3 cans of frozen shavingcream expanding in a car.... ive done it once.... you cannot see into the car once it fully expands, once they open the door... foam pours out like crazy.... good luck to them with the clean up

enjoy

Tala · 08-15-2004, 06:07 PM

Superglue your mark's ignition keyhole. His key will then not be able to enter the switch.

Bake a whole fuckload of weed into some muffins or cupcakes, and donate them to your local church's next bake sale.

Plant marijuana in your enemy's garden. Go to nearest pay-phone, and dutifully report him. Make sure you remain anonymous.

There's an 800 number for just about every credit card out there that you can use to cancel your card if it's lost or stolen. Within a few minutes of calling this number, their credit cards will be useless. Just make up a story like, "Yeah, I'm on vacation here in Seattle and my whole wallet was stolen with my Mastercard in it. Could you cancel that before someone uses it?" Pretend to be really worried about having to pay for charges you didn't make and so on.
They might want some extra information like the name of the bank which issued your card. You can guess or tell them you have no idea. (Unless you actually know which bank it is.) The Mastercard dude will want your driver's license number or social security number sometimes, but tell him you don't know either one because your wallet was stolen, dammit!

To cancel your Visa, call 1-800-336-8472
To cancel your Mastercard, 1-800-999-0454
For Discover, 1-800-347-2683 If you know of any gas cards he uses, get the numbers to cancel those, too. There's nothing more embarrassing that filling up your tank with super unleaded gasoline and finding out that all your credit cards, gas cards and ATM card have been mysteriously reported stolen. Who knows, the clerk might even call the police on him.

Inde · 08-15-2004, 06:19 PM

LOL you people are evil

thread bookmarked

CDSmith · 08-15-2004, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Inde
LOL you people are evil

You gobbledy-god-damned got THAT right.

That Tala with her credit card shit has ME fucking shaking here.

JayJay · 08-15-2004, 06:35 PM

LoL CD, Got anymore?

Rankings · 08-15-2004, 06:45 PM

Those are great. Thanks for sharing.

CDSmith · 08-15-2004, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
LoL CD, Got anymore?

Well, I have a short novellette being published titled "Fun with crazy glue for the vengeful soul"

Should be a hit.

Face (o_0) · 08-15-2004, 06:59 PM

yea i like the oil one

, first time i hear about it

Tala · 08-15-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
You gobbledy-god-damned got THAT right.

That Tala with her credit card shit has ME fucking shaking here.

Not that I've EVER done that, mind you....

Drive to a city where nobody will know you or your mark. Check yourself into a hospital emergency room complaining of sudden chest pains and really severe headaches. Before they're able to treat you they'll have you fill out a few hospital forms. Put your name in there as your mark's name and use his social security number, address and phone number. If you can, try to forge his signature if you know what it looks like.
They'll look you over, maybe take a blood sample, an x-ray or two and they'll tell you your fine. After they've done a lot to you, tell them you're feeling much better and it must have all been in your head. Go home.

In a couple of weeks, the hospital is going to start sending your mark a bill for a couple thousand dollars. (Hospitals are extremely expensive.) They usually send only two notices before they turn the matter over to a collection agency who will call your mark every couple days and ask him why he hasn't paid his bill yet. They'll also threaten to "take legal action" and so on. If your mark tries to explain to them that he never went to that hospital, they'll assume he's lying. They hear that excuse every day.

BANK ACCOUNT:
This works the same way that the credit card canceling thing works. Find out which bank your mark uses and call them. Tell them you're away on vacation and your aunt just informed you that your house had been broken into. The thieves took all of your banking stuff including your checkbooks, savings passbook, and ATM card.
They'll immediately put a "freeze" on his account and he'll have to go through extra steps when he tries to withdraw and money. If he writes a check it probably will bounce and if he tries to use his ATM card the machine will eat it and he won't get it back until he's cleared up things with the bank.

Tala · 08-15-2004, 10:52 PM

From the book "Revenge tactics from the master" by George Hayduke

Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.

Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business!
Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you.

Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands!
Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves.

Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time.

Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it.

Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city!
You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you?

Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim!
The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves.

Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot.

Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.

Thou shalt never threaten thy victim!
Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you.

Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional!
If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

Thechad · 08-15-2004, 10:55 PM

Go to the post office or ask your mailman for a change of address card fill it out with who ever pissed you off's address and name. Have all his/her mail sent to some remote address. Then fill out another one with the new address to somewere else, the computer will just forward it again and again. All from your location, just use a mail box not your house. After two or three of these even the post office will not know were their mail is going

steve90 · 08-15-2004, 10:56 PM

i think the oil one takes the cake

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-15-2004, 11:07 PM

Must say, these are pretty good. I want to try the dildo one in one of my friends. Like an ass plug or something. LOL. That is great.

Thanks,

pxxx · 08-15-2004, 11:25 PM

Those are some great ideas CD, the oil one i have to say is a classic. I think my neighbor needs to get a new car.

Thechad · 08-16-2004, 12:04 AM

Use commerical weed killer,gasoline or anything that kills grass and weeds. pour it on their lawn in what ever pattern you choose. "I touch children" we ate your dog" ECT what ever you wish to put in the yard. Most of those will not let anything new grow for at least 6 month. No matter what they do it will still be written in dead grass.
You can do the same with bushes and trees it is more fun if they just planted them and wonder why they die, and the new ones die.
It can't be proven so it must be an act of God.

Pornopat · 08-16-2004, 12:21 AM

There is no reason to get even. You just tell them its okay that way in the worst case the same will happen to you.
So I always make sure what happens to the other is three times worse then me.
Tou think I am a bad person? Could be....but little people fuck with me after they find out.

CDSmith · 08-16-2004, 12:48 AM

Note to self: Do not..... I repeat do NOT.... piss Tala off.

ever.

riosluts · 08-16-2004, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Here are several ways to really get even with that special
asshole who has been giving you grief:

FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch
paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number
and start sending the pages through. After page two has been
transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a
continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's
fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number
from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is
great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated
you. This can have same results as OIL SPOT.

Think I'm ruthless? That's right folks.... I AM.

hahah this one is actually very very funny

Tala · 08-18-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Note to self: Do not..... I repeat do NOT.... piss Tala off.

ever.

There's about four people who should have followed this advice.

Explicit · 08-18-2004, 03:58 PM

a better way to do the fax machine trick is to simply keep sending them a black sheet of paper - ink is more expencive than paper

Samantha_Luvcox · 08-18-2004, 04:03 PM

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a
large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims
carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the
contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be
unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials.
An absolute classic . . .

LOL! I travel with 2-3 suitcases of dildos to the shows, some up to 30 pounds each.. Of course I have the little inspection tags in my suitcases when I get to the hotels.. have always wondered what they think.

RobD · 08-18-2004, 04:46 PM

lots of usefull info here, I´m bookmarking this one

skoalman · 08-18-2004, 05:35 PM

Pay a massmailer to add your marks name, address, all phone numbers, e-mail address's and whatever else you can think of to the bottom of each piece of Spam that he sends out. Then next to that info, put "To be removed from all future mailings, contact (your marks info)

08-14-2004, 10:24 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Don't get mad, get EVEN Here are several ways to really get even with that special asshole who has been giving you grief: GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, camcorder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, Just come around back and Come early! X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials. An absolute classic . . . I like this one... OIL SPOT: At night pour used oil underneath the victims car while parked in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their surprise when that new car starts leaking too. :D PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim's name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries. Another favorite . . . FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you. This can have same results as OIL SPOT. Think I'm ruthless? That's right folks.... I AM. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-14-2004, 10:26 AM	#2
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08-14-2004, 10:41 AM	#6
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08-14-2004, 10:46 AM	#7
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol... The dildo one is great!! __________________ I'm just a newbie.

08-14-2004, 11:34 PM	#10
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08-14-2004, 10:27 AM	#3
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	or you could just murder him in his sleep and drop the body in a stocked catfish pond with a brick strapped to his spine by metal cords, to keep the body from becoming buoyant even after rotting. I find that much easier.

08-14-2004, 10:28 AM	#4
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	That oilspot one is a great idea.. I got someone right now I think I might do that to.

08-14-2004, 10:37 AM	#5
JustinF Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 286	Nice ideas, fax machine is a good one.

08-15-2004, 02:01 AM	#11
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	Just as evil... Marbles in the gas tank make lots of noise Castor Oil, (not the motor oil) with one teaspoon in the muffler makes a considerable amount of smoke, more than enough to be pulled over and arrested. Related to the garage sale, advertise a Harley Davidson as part of a divorce sale *really cheap, 2002 Fatboy for $2500. Nothing worse than having a bunch of angry pissed off bikers at your mark's house with cash in hand and no bike. I have plenty of other tried and true ways of getting even. __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...*

08-15-2004, 02:05 AM	#12
Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	I love the oil spot

08-15-2004, 05:43 PM	#14
BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	Haha good ones, esp the dildo and biker ones. __________________ SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more! Skype: brucemorrey

08-15-2004, 05:44 PM	#15
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08-15-2004, 05:45 PM	#16
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Haha, good stuff

08-15-2004, 05:46 PM	#17
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08-15-2004, 05:50 PM	#18
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Yanno....maple syrup looks just like motor oil... __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-15-2004, 05:55 PM	#21
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	haha some of those are really good :D __________________ [email protected]

08-15-2004, 05:58 PM	#22
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	alot of good ideas in this thread

08-15-2004, 06:00 PM	#23
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08-15-2004, 06:07 PM	#24
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Superglue your mark's ignition keyhole. His key will then not be able to enter the switch. Bake a whole fuckload of weed into some muffins or cupcakes, and donate them to your local church's next bake sale. Plant marijuana in your enemy's garden. Go to nearest pay-phone, and dutifully report him. Make sure you remain anonymous. There's an 800 number for just about every credit card out there that you can use to cancel your card if it's lost or stolen. Within a few minutes of calling this number, their credit cards will be useless. Just make up a story like, "Yeah, I'm on vacation here in Seattle and my whole wallet was stolen with my Mastercard in it. Could you cancel that before someone uses it?" Pretend to be really worried about having to pay for charges you didn't make and so on. They might want some extra information like the name of the bank which issued your card. You can guess or tell them you have no idea. (Unless you actually know which bank it is.) The Mastercard dude will want your driver's license number or social security number sometimes, but tell him you don't know either one because your wallet was stolen, dammit! To cancel your Visa, call 1-800-336-8472 To cancel your Mastercard, 1-800-999-0454 For Discover, 1-800-347-2683 If you know of any gas cards he uses, get the numbers to cancel those, too. There's nothing more embarrassing that filling up your tank with super unleaded gasoline and finding out that all your credit cards, gas cards and ATM card have been mysteriously reported stolen. Who knows, the clerk might even call the police on him. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-15-2004, 06:19 PM	#25
Inde Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 983	LOL you people are evil thread bookmarked

08-15-2004, 06:35 PM	#27
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	LoL CD, Got anymore?

08-15-2004, 06:45 PM	#28
Rankings Adult SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A cat with three legs cannot bury shit in a frozen pond. In addition to that, can you cry underwater? Posts: 10,633	Those are great. Thanks for sharing. __________________ Your leader for Adult SEO Services 19+ Years Serving the Adult/SEO Industry ICQ: 610-814 Skype: xratedseo

08-15-2004, 06:59 PM	#30
Face (o_0) So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 2,617	yea i like the oil one , first time i hear about it

08-15-2004, 10:52 PM	#32
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	From the book "Revenge tactics from the master" by George Hayduke Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone! If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK. Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business! Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you. Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands! Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves. Thou shalt become a garbage collector! Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time. Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot! Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it. Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city! You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you? Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim! The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves. Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot! Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot. Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you! Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation. Thou shalt never threaten thy victim! Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you. Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional! If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it." __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

08-15-2004, 10:55 PM	#33
Thechad Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Des Moines Posts: 579	Go to the post office or ask your mailman for a change of address card fill it out with who ever pissed you off's address and name. Have all his/her mail sent to some remote address. Then fill out another one with the new address to somewere else, the computer will just forward it again and again. All from your location, just use a mail box not your house. After two or three of these even the post office will not know were their mail is going __________________ I don't deserve a signature

08-15-2004, 10:56 PM	#34
steve90 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 2,397	i think the oil one takes the cake

08-15-2004, 11:07 PM	#35
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Must say, these are pretty good. I want to try the dildo one in one of my friends. Like an ass plug or something. LOL. That is great. Thanks, __________________ Support a Good Cause

08-15-2004, 11:25 PM	#36
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Those are some great ideas CD, the oil one i have to say is a classic. I think my neighbor needs to get a new car.

08-16-2004, 12:04 AM	#37
Thechad Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Des Moines Posts: 579	Use commerical weed killer,gasoline or anything that kills grass and weeds. pour it on their lawn in what ever pattern you choose. "I touch children" we ate your dog" ECT what ever you wish to put in the yard. Most of those will not let anything new grow for at least 6 month. No matter what they do it will still be written in dead grass. You can do the same with bushes and trees it is more fun if they just planted them and wonder why they die, and the new ones die. It can't be proven so it must be an act of God. __________________ I don't deserve a signature

08-16-2004, 12:21 AM	#38
Pornopat AdultTubeSubmits.com Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 10,598	There is no reason to get even. You just tell them its okay that way in the worst case the same will happen to you. So I always make sure what happens to the other is three times worse then me. Tou think I am a bad person? Could be....but little people fuck with me after they find out. __________________ https://stripcash.com/sign-up/?userI...fff832eb95ab6a

08-16-2004, 12:48 AM	#39
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Note to self: Do not..... I repeat do NOT.... piss Tala off. ever. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-18-2004, 03:58 PM	#42
Explicit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 814	a better way to do the fax machine trick is to simply keep sending them a black sheet of paper - ink is more expencive than paper

08-18-2004, 04:03 PM	#43
Samantha_Luvcox Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On a computer near you Posts: 396	X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials. An absolute classic . . . LOL! I travel with 2-3 suitcases of dildos to the shows, some up to 30 pounds each.. Of course I have the little inspection tags in my suitcases when I get to the hotels.. have always wondered what they think. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

08-18-2004, 04:46 PM	#44
RobD Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 687	lots of usefull info here, I´m bookmarking this one __________________ ICQ# 98029762 / robd [AT] rollingideas [DOT] com HQ Affordable Exclusive Niche Content

08-18-2004, 05:35 PM	#45
skoalman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 94	Pay a massmailer to add your marks name, address, all phone numbers, e-mail address's and whatever else you can think of to the bottom of each piece of Spam that he sends out. Then next to that info, put "To be removed from all future mailings, contact (your marks info)