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Tala · 08-15-2004, 06:07 PM

Superglue your mark's ignition keyhole. His key will then not be able to enter the switch.

Bake a whole fuckload of weed into some muffins or cupcakes, and donate them to your local church's next bake sale.

Plant marijuana in your enemy's garden. Go to nearest pay-phone, and dutifully report him. Make sure you remain anonymous.

There's an 800 number for just about every credit card out there that you can use to cancel your card if it's lost or stolen. Within a few minutes of calling this number, their credit cards will be useless. Just make up a story like, "Yeah, I'm on vacation here in Seattle and my whole wallet was stolen with my Mastercard in it. Could you cancel that before someone uses it?" Pretend to be really worried about having to pay for charges you didn't make and so on.
They might want some extra information like the name of the bank which issued your card. You can guess or tell them you have no idea. (Unless you actually know which bank it is.) The Mastercard dude will want your driver's license number or social security number sometimes, but tell him you don't know either one because your wallet was stolen, dammit!

To cancel your Visa, call 1-800-336-8472
To cancel your Mastercard, 1-800-999-0454
For Discover, 1-800-347-2683 If you know of any gas cards he uses, get the numbers to cancel those, too. There's nothing more embarrassing that filling up your tank with super unleaded gasoline and finding out that all your credit cards, gas cards and ATM card have been mysteriously reported stolen. Who knows, the clerk might even call the police on him.

08-15-2004, 06:07 PM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Superglue your mark's ignition keyhole. His key will then not be able to enter the switch. Bake a whole fuckload of weed into some muffins or cupcakes, and donate them to your local church's next bake sale. Plant marijuana in your enemy's garden. Go to nearest pay-phone, and dutifully report him. Make sure you remain anonymous. There's an 800 number for just about every credit card out there that you can use to cancel your card if it's lost or stolen. Within a few minutes of calling this number, their credit cards will be useless. Just make up a story like, "Yeah, I'm on vacation here in Seattle and my whole wallet was stolen with my Mastercard in it. Could you cancel that before someone uses it?" Pretend to be really worried about having to pay for charges you didn't make and so on. They might want some extra information like the name of the bank which issued your card. You can guess or tell them you have no idea. (Unless you actually know which bank it is.) The Mastercard dude will want your driver's license number or social security number sometimes, but tell him you don't know either one because your wallet was stolen, dammit! To cancel your Visa, call 1-800-336-8472 To cancel your Mastercard, 1-800-999-0454 For Discover, 1-800-347-2683 If you know of any gas cards he uses, get the numbers to cancel those, too. There's nothing more embarrassing that filling up your tank with super unleaded gasoline and finding out that all your credit cards, gas cards and ATM card have been mysteriously reported stolen. Who knows, the clerk might even call the police on him. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.