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CDSmith · 08-14-2004, 10:24 AM

Here are several ways to really get even with that special
asshole who has been giving you grief:

GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local
newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your
victim. Advertise televisions, camcorder, vintage automobile, antiques,
etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, Just come
around back and Come early!

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a
large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims
carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the
contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be
unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials.
An absolute classic . . .

I like this one...

OIL SPOT: At night pour used oil underneath the victims car while parked
in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this
each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get
the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person
buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their
surprise when that new car starts leaking too. :D

PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim's
name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several
pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many
eye popping inquiries.

Another favorite . . .

FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch
paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number
and start sending the pages through. After page two has been
transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a
continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's
fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number
from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is
great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated
you. This can have same results as OIL SPOT.

Think I'm ruthless? That's right folks.... I AM.

08-14-2004, 10:24 AM
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Don't get mad, get EVEN Here are several ways to really get even with that special asshole who has been giving you grief: GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, camcorder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. all items in the backyard, Just come around back and Come early! X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials. An absolute classic . . . I like this one... OIL SPOT: At night pour used oil underneath the victims car while parked in the driveway. Pour enough that will be alarming. Continue to do this each night. The subject will spend great deals of money trying to get the oil leak repaired time and time again. I have even heard of a person buying a new car after the repeated attempts at repair. Imagine their surprise when that new car starts leaking too. :D PAPER MONEY: Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim's name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several pieces of paper money before spending them. The victim will receive many eye popping inquiries. Another favorite . . . FAX MACHINES: Write whatever you wish on 9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch paper and tape them together (end to end). Dial the victim's fax number and start sending the pages through. After page two has been transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a continuous loop. The document will continue to cycle until the victim's fax machine has run out of paper. Be sure and disable your phone number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D. This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has somehow cheated you. This can have same results as OIL SPOT. Think I'm ruthless? That's right folks.... I AM. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634