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X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS: Purchase a large scary-looking dildo. Wrap it in a
large amount of tin foil. Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims
carry on luggage. As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the
contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be
unwrapped and inspected by airport security officials.
An absolute classic . . .
LOL! I travel with 2-3 suitcases of dildos to the shows, some up to 30 pounds each.. Of course I have the little inspection tags in my suitcases when I get to the hotels.. have always wondered what they think.
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