Lensman I need a job...

[TheFLY]

Here's my resume http://www.virginvirus.com/

I've been on PC's and BBS since I was 8 years old (I'm 25 now) -- I'm handy w/ Perl, straight HTML, and Photoshop (I have an art degree also in drawing/painting -- although I don't consider myself a web designer) -- my site has been up 3 years -- a lot of webmasters in different categories (pornstar, babe, amateur, celeb...) know that I'm an honest guy w/ a clean site. Not only do I know a lot about the internet, I think I'm good at solving problems and coming up w/ new ideas... If you look at my resume you can see that I've worked at IBM and I have a good deal of experience.

Really I need a job so I can pay back the IRS -- I'll sweep the floors if I have to ;) I don't think I can realistically afford this apartment in Venice anymore -- so I'm out of this place (breaking my lease).

I'm ready to leave this month -- I've discovered that Venice really sucks -- its glory days are over. Behind the tourism, the trendy flamer fags, the snobby wannabe artists lies a city full of drug addicts, disgustingly whores, and starving mexicans sifting through trash cans all day and night... The trendy bars and restuarants thrive here -- Santa Monica is moving in on Venice. The very few die-hard natives of this place -- the really cool ones -- the real artists -- the visionaries -- the explorers -- most of them are old now, they talk of the good-ole-days in empty bars at night before they go home to their wives and miserable lives.

It's pretty sad. People are are so out of touch w/ reality here -- just because I don't wear designer clothes and shave every day -- people are scared of me walking down the street -- guys will grab on to their girlfriends and walk as fast as they can -- women will panic (and trust me I'm not that scary ;) This town is full of a bunch of pussy asses. I've walked these streets at all hours of the night and I've never seen any crime -- this place is safer than Disneyland -- cops are everywhere -- they got helicopters patrolling the beaches all night... People don't even say hello here -- or even nod their head. Even in NY and Florida people are more friendly and say hello. It's just silly -- anyway I'm sick of this place and I have to get out of here...

I guess I just needed to get that off my chest. But seriously I just need a place to stay for a few months until I can get back on my feet financially.

Thanks,

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[TheFLY]

Also if anyone knows of cheap office space in California -- please let me know so I can look into it.

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[CDSmith]

Hey Pete, how's it going?? Not all that great from your post, I hope things pick up for you soon man, you have a great site and you've always been a straight-up honest kind of guy in my books. Thanks for the 'heads up' about Venice, I'll cancel my plans to move there this summer. (Kidding)

Btw, anybody told you that you look a lot like Mickey Roarke?
Just curious

Lens, I'm not at all sure how well you know Pete, so I'll say this much: I'll vouch for his ability and his honesty anytime.

Good luck Pete. If I was in a bigger and better financial position I'd hire you myself bro.
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[TheFLY]

Yeah actually I had never heard of Mickey Roarke until I met my last girlfriend -- we were drunk off our asses that first night -- she said I looked like him so I did some searches on the net and found this horrible pic of him -- that was pretty scary... but actually I've seen pics of him when he was younger and I do see the similarity. I think the most distinctive feature that we share is our quirky mouth/smile... And luckily the character from his most popular movie (9.5 months or some shit) has a lot of sex appeal -- he's the nice sweet guy w/ a sinister and dangerous twist hehehe -- sortof like me ;) Did I break the ego meter?

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[TheFLY]

Anyway thanks CD for the support. BTW I think our trade died a while back -- ICQ#1622420 me if you want to start it up again -- I have a couple of sites now 1pc.net, and thefly.net (there's a hardcore and softcore version of thefly.net now)

Hey if anyone wants to leave me obscene messages I got a totally free phone number in seattle 206-338-2337 -- go to www.k7.net before they run out of phone numbers -- it's totally free -- you just give them your email address, choose a phone number, and record your personal greeting, and you can have all your voicemail send to your email box... I get no referral -- I just think it's a cool fucking service. No BS ads so far either, but I'm sure they will send me some junk email soon.

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[TheFLY]

Ladies, please call 206-338-BEER for hot phone sex w/ the master of love making or just to record your horny moanings and masturbations... and don't forget to write this number in the girls room at all your favorite bars, resturants, shopping centers, etc... ;)

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[RedShoe]

Fly, I found your problem. You live in Venice. Get the fuck out of there. Come up to Studio City.
It sounds like you already look the part.

I had a friend that used to live in Venice, right off Venice blvd. to be exact, just a few blocks from the canal. He now live here in the Valley. Sherman Oaks. Nice place.

The Valley is a bit hotter, but the people are nicer, and everything in the world can be found in the valley.

We the Valley people welcome you with open arms.

Also rent, and I bet office space is cheaper here.

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[CDSmith]

Pete the Fly --

You've got "Q"
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[TheFLY]

What is "Q"?

Also what do you recommend in "The Valley" -- what exactly does "The Valley" include. check out Studio City.... I'm there man -- I'm getting in my car in a few minutes to go check it out after I look up some classifieds for Studio City...

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[CDSmith]

Q - I.C.Q.

as in "you've got mail"

I was just being Qewt
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[RedShoe]

The Valley as in the "San Fernando Valley"
The real heart of the movie industry. Everyone thinks it's Hollywood. But Hollywood is really a shit hole.

I used to live there when I first came out here, thinking movies were made in Hollywood. WRONG!

If Not Studio City, try Burbank. Burbank is really nice.

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[TheFLY]

yeah Hollywood is depressing -- but some of it's actually cool -- I like depressing shit sometimes -- I found this place called TAIX Lounge 1911 Sunset... The last two times I went there I heard some really good music -- mostly guitar stuff (a lot of acoustic) but they have bands play there also (not like heavy metal I don't think though, but the stuff still rocked) -- it's a French Restuarant/bar inside this really old building -- looks like a fucking funeral home sortof but it's really old and pretty cool. Wednesday night is open mic night -- a lot of people play there, but there weren't too many girls there that time I went, but it was still cool. I wouldn't go back there on a wednesday again probably though -- when you get too many male musicians in one room the gay factor starts to be a little too much.

I'm going to check it out again this Friday probably unless I find something better to do. One of the girls that sang -- I swear she gave me a boner -- she practically whispered the entire song in a real raspy voice -- she just had that voice -- you know? Anyway she was wasted and couldn't play guitar worth shit -- it was like her hands were so delicate they couldn't even hold down the strings -- but every guy's tongue (except the fags) and girl's pussy in that place was wet for her -- it's like "feeding time"! haha almost seems funny but you wouldn't be lauging trust me.

Still looking for that trashy bar w/ rickety stools, cheap sexy women, cheap yummy beer and lots of smoke... too bad CA has that smoking law. In Gainesville, FL we had really great bars -- always packed w/ gorgeous college girls and lots of cheap beer. Man I miss it!

Anyway I have my map -- off to estudio city por favor!



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[Lensman]

So what do you want to do for us?

We're hiring, who else wants a job?

[sweetjimmy]

I'd like a job, but I don't want to leave my room. I suffer from progeria, a disorder affection .00001 % of the population. I have the appearance of a child yet I have as man wrinkles as George Burns. It's disconcerting to say the least.



[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 05-17-2001).]

[MrBrian]

i'd love to move out to norther cali

too bad if i sold my house for about 325k, all i could buy with that money would be a studio apartment...probably wouldnt have enough money to pay to electricity

[Crutch]

Fly,

Got to live where in live...best spot in LA hands down.

In Santa Monica on Ocean Ave.

Check around there...some places are renting.

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[CDSmith]

Anything I can do for you from my home Lens?

My thing is image editing/photo enhancement, amateur babe/girl-next-door style photography, banner/graphix design, promotion, and of course website design.

I also have a few good connections for a site like yours to purchase mass high quality traffic (text link, 5 - 10k hits per day, mostly newbs)

Let me know bro, I'm hardworking, reliable, and honest as the day is long. (Okay, since there never seems to be enuf hours in the day, make it a week)
Email me
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[kookycow]

My thing is linux administration, you show me a box and I can make that puppy dance sing and fetch your morning paper before the coffee is ready. What types of openings you got Lensman ?

[boneprone]

I can oil down the models and drive em around to keep em loose.. Let me know if you have an opening for that or other model care positions.

[Jer]

Wow, that would be pretty cool, boneprone.

Btw, Lensman, I could go and check a list of sites to see if the code is correct, not cheating and stuff. Well, something remotely from my country

I'm webmastering for 4 years and some months, and have 4 non-english toplists (3 non-adult, 1 adult) since 1998. The first brazilian adult toplist I and a friend made the perl code. Will be PHP and MySQL next months, I'm learning and programming parts of it. Also programming a mainstream entertainment project. I'm also the webmaster for my state's Tennis federation.
Using PCs since 1993, internet since 1996 and had some experience with MSX computers at shool early, hehe..

Jer

[Jer]

I could be a cheap employee, heheh

[ldinternet]

Originally posted by Lensman:
We're hiring, who else wants a job?

No thanks Lensman, just send me the money.

[Wizzo]

Sorry, Bone that position is already filled

[sggirl]

Originally posted by Lensman:
So what do you want to do for us?

We're hiring, who else wants a job?

Lens I emailed you about a job several weeks ago. You wrote back & asked where I lived & I said North Carolina. Never heard another word. I checked with the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, they have assured me that being from NC is not contagious. They said all symptoms should go away about two weeks after moving to Cali.

SGGirl

[Paul Markham]

Lensman is a hypocrite


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