What would you do if your girlfriend...

[tyler86ed]

stopped putting out. I'm 24, and I've been with her for 3 years, and I get it about once a month if I'm lucky. Shes 21. What would you do?

[korzon]

ask yourself what youre doing wrong seriously

you need to offend her sensibilities or something

[detoxed]

Ask if she's ok with never having sex again, say you just dont want it anymore.

[pxxx]

Originally posted by tyler86ed
stopped putting out. I'm 24, and I've been with her for 3 years, and I get it about once a month if I'm lucky. Shes 21. What would you do?

Hey men , If i was u i would leave her ,and go find a new girl.

[Pleasurepays]

Originally posted by tyler86ed
stopped putting out. I'm 24, and I've been with her for 3 years, and I get it about once a month if I'm lucky. Shes 21. What would you do?

she does not like you. what is so hard to understand about that?

[tyler86ed]

Originally posted by detoxed
Ask if she's ok with never having sex again, say you just dont want it anymore.

HAHA.

[XxShiznaughtxX]

you're asking for relationship advice from people who sell sex for a living. not sure this is the best place to ask. but yeah, seems like you should know a little better why this is happening.

[MuleScrote]

Ask her where she's getting it.....seriously.


Or maybe she's still upset about the bootleg fleshlight videos on your hard drive.

[ChewbaCreative]

kiss and kill

[tyler86ed]

1.) shes not getting it from anywhere else

2.) shes just not horny.

How long would you stick around.

[kahloz]

Ahhh.. don't listen to these insecure bully's.

Three year relationship with no sex = You're not doing it right, or she's not enjoying it.

Blame yourself, it's your fault, you're obviously to blame in this situation. Your dick is either too small, too big, too long, too thick or you're just not using it right.

She probably prefers to jerk off in locker-room at the gym or have one of her girlfriends eat her muff; but this makes her feel bad because she loves you so she sticks around.

Also, she could be "hand-spoiled," this means when someone male or female can only orgasm if they do it themselfs.

Have you tried asking her why you're only banging once a month? Do you two spend lots of quality time together? Perhaps she enjoys your company and likes to sleep with you but not fuck you.

Either way, you should be dropping trousers at the local glory-hole or nearest department store bathroom in order to release your pent up sexual frustrations.

[lim_joe]

Originally posted by tyler86ed
1.) shes not getting it from anywhere else

2.) shes just not horny.

How long would you stick around.

same questions

[xxxoutsourcing]

Originally posted by kahloz
Ahhh.. don't listen to these insecure bully's.

Three year relationship with no sex = You're not doing it right, or she's not enjoying it.

Blame yourself, it's your fault, you're obviously to blame in this situation. Your dick is either too small, too big, too long, too thick or you're just not using it right.

She probably prefers to jerk off in locker-room at the gym or have one of her girlfriends eat her muff; but this makes her feel bad because she loves you so she sticks around.

Also, she could be "hand-spoiled," this means when someone male or female can only orgasm if they do it themselfs.

Have you tried asking her why you're only banging once a month? Do you two spend lots of quality time together? Perhaps she enjoys your company and likes to sleep with you but not fuck you.

Either way, you should be dropping trousers at the local glory-hole or nearest department store bathroom in order to release your pent up sexual frustrations.

[MuleScrote]

Originally posted by tyler86ed
1.) shes not getting it from anywhere else

2.) shes just not horny.

How long would you stick around.

Birth control change? When my wife went on the shot, her snatch shut tight as a clam and she didn't want anything to do with me...she also had bad mood swings and would snap at everyone. Took us almost a year to figure out the obvious and things have been much better since.


Now you know too much and you must die.

[tyler86ed]

Originally posted by kahloz
Ahhh.. don't listen to these insecure bully's.

Three year relationship with no sex = You're not doing it right, or she's not enjoying it.

Blame yourself, it's your fault, you're obviously to blame in this situation. Your dick is either too small, too big, too long, too thick or you're just not using it right.

She probably prefers to jerk off in locker-room at the gym or have one of her girlfriends eat her muff; but this makes her feel bad because she loves you so she sticks around.

Also, she could be "hand-spoiled," this means when someone male or female can only orgasm if they do it themselfs.

Have you tried asking her why you're only banging once a month? Do you two spend lots of quality time together? Perhaps she enjoys your company and likes to sleep with you but not fuck you.

Either way, you should be dropping trousers at the local glory-hole or nearest department store bathroom in order to release your pent up sexual frustrations.

I wasn't asking to break down my realtionship, because obviously you dont know me or her, and have no fucking clue what the fuck you are talking about. So I was asking what would you do.

[Linguist]

Originally posted by tyler86ed
I wasn't asking to break down my realtionship, because obviously you dont know me or her, and have no fucking clue what the fuck you are talking about. So I was asking what would you do.

Then obviously you shouldnt be posting here. What kind of replies did you expect?

If we don't know you or her then how the fuck can anyone give any advice? I personally liked kahloz' reply.

But yes, I'd dump her... unless she's hot. Pics?

[trogdor]

find out wtf is the problem

[Holly]

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
she does not like you. what is so hard to understand about that?

Well there you go.

[Magg]

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Birth control change? When my wife went on the shot, her snatch shut tight as a clam and she didn't want anything to do with me...she also had bad mood swings and would snap at everyone. Took us almost a year to figure out the obvious and things have been much better since.

Hmm... is this known to happen to women who get the shot??

Im going to be getting my girl the shot too, but not if this shit happens..

[dubious media]

Drugs like depo can fuck up a girl's sex drive. Time to break open the condoms....

[Face (o_0)]

Originally posted by detoxed
Ask if she's ok with never having sex again, say you just dont want it anymore.

i wonder what reaction that would get

[Pleasurepays]

have you tried offering to pay her for sex?

[Hue G. Pness]

She is either:

1. Getting it from some place else.

2. Bored of what you give her.

3. On some form of pill or what not that has killed her sex drive.

4. Sick of you but afraid to break up for fear of hurting you. So, she is cutting you off with the hope you will be the one that ends it.

Or some or all of the above.

My first guess would be 1 (because you had to come here to ask advice) and second guess 4.

None the less. If you want to be with her then you need to sit down with her and ask her what the deal is. Don't make it some big thing. Just talk and really listen to what she has to say about it. Just be prepared to deal with what she tells you. After all it might be options 1, 2 or 4 listed above.

If you don't want to do that there is another way. It takes patience. You reverse the game. You say, once a month. Ok, you take that time when you can tell it's your time to get some. You kiss her, make out, what ever untill you can tell she is hot and then you back off and tell her you just want to cuddle that night. The key is you do just that. Walk away. This does two things. it makes her understand that you are with her for more than sex and leaves her still wanting a ride.

The risk with the above, and its a good one given your girlfriends age, you leave her warm and she fucks your best friend the next day. If that doesn't go down she should be ripe for a few weeks at least.

[Mikey_219Inc]

Originally posted by MuleScrote
Birth control change? When my wife went on the shot, her snatch shut tight as a clam and she didn't want anything to do with me...she also had bad mood swings and would snap at everyone. Took us almost a year to figure out the obvious and things have been much better since.


Now you know too much and you must die.

tight as a clam

whats up Scrote!?

yea you and your wife seemed tuckered from humpin when i met ya in orlando ... of course that was just my assumption. Was nice to meet ya both regardless.

anyhow (to the other guy) one way or another, the chick doesnt want it - you gotta find out why without annoying her. does she react differently to touching, hugging, kissing, or only fucking?

dont kid yourself women are slobs just like us - i would guess 75% or more of the time she's not fulfilled in one way or the other and getting it elsewhere - but this may not be the case for you - does she (really) come when you have sex? are you sure?

if you get a girl off - unless she has something like scrote said (medication) or is pissed at you for some reason, shes gonna fuck you. shes gonna NEED to get off.

A lot of girls dont show it on the outside, but they want to be manhandled, thrown down, hair pulled, banged into oblivion. Are you giving her what she really wants?

but you cant just start trying new shit - you gotta have communication (hey baby i feel like pulling your pants down around your knees, putting your face in that pillow and eating your ass till your pussy is so wet then im gonna pound you like veal until you chew holes through the pillow) ...

you and her gotta talk buddy - thats what i'd do. when she's ready. if she's not ready to talk about it and you get sick of it - new gf time.

[Living For Today]

once a month? hehe. if there's a problem with her and you love her then try and work it out

[mandyxxx]

are you kidding?? i just turned 21, and i can't find a guy to keep up with me. if i had it my way.. i'd have morning sex, an afternoon quicky, dinner sex.. and late night sex every day =)

[kahloz]

Originally posted by tyler86ed
I wasn't asking to break down my realtionship, because obviously you dont know me or her, and have no fucking clue what the fuck you are talking about. So I was asking what would you do.

Of course I know what the fuck I'm talking, if I didn't know I wouldn't be posting.

I revert to my original statement, this is all your fault.

Look how defensive you get when a stranger cracks a joke, let alone your snatch holding out on you

What I would do is what I said you should do, ask her what her problem is and tell her to open up that twat or you're gonna fuck her in the ass from now on!

[irishfury]

Originally posted by mandyxxx
are you kidding?? i just turned 21, and i can't find a guy to keep up with me. if i had it my way.. i'd have morning sex, an afternoon quicky, dinner sex.. and late night sex every day =)

Hello I'm irishfury nice to meet you

[goBigtime]

And the real sad part is.... 'Once a month' is a maintenance-fuck. Like, she really doesn't want to do it, but for whatever reason, she continues to do so.

I don't want to feel left out, so I'll make my list like everyone else....

1. Shes afraid to be alone

2. Shes fucking around on the side, but she knows the side project would never want her as a main course (see #1)

3. You make more money than her... but not that much more... otherwise you would be getting it more than once a month.

4. Shes a closet lesbian.

5. You have bad hygiene, small dick, big dick, fat dick, skinny dick, (red dick, blue dick? ) , can't fuck, sex is too routine etc etc... this goes under the header of "Can't get no satisfaction."

6. She wants to be with someone else, she just doesn't know who that someone is yet. (see #1)

7. Some kind of drug shes on could have killed her sex drive.

8. You made it all up.

[boardersweetie]

I hate how everyone here assumes she's bored and getting it somewhere else. Sometimes this place is so warped...

seriously, sometimes girls that have been in relationships forever focus more on the love and less on the sex. or maybe she's got some stress or something in her life that needs to be dealt with. before you accuse her of cheating, why not just ask her??

[Danny Dukes]

Simple, She is fucking someone else!

[EviLGuY]

Originally posted by tyler86ed
stopped putting out. I'm 24, and I've been with her for 3 years, and I get it about once a month if I'm lucky. Shes 21. What would you do?

Fuck someone else.. she probably is...

[BradM]

Tell her to put out or get out.

[kahloz]

I love how everyone skipped over boardersweetie's message of understanding and maturity and jumped right into "She's a whore!" and "Fuck someone else!" or "Put it in the stink, then put it in the pink and give her an infection!"

[goBigtime]

Originally posted by boardersweetie

seriously, sometimes girls that have been in relationships forever focus more on the love and less on the sex. or maybe she's got some stress or something in her life that needs to be dealt with. before you accuse her of cheating, why not just ask her??

You gotta be kidding me?.... have you ever tried to talk to a woman before?

IMO, most women in this situation will generally want to fight and be defensive. (Espeically if they are closet lesbians or cheating). It really all depends what the problem is and if they have anything to hide -- if they do, then you better lookout.

Anyway, you're a girl... your opinion is biased and is probably PR sent down directly from FemHQ in order to contain the situation.

We're on to you. We know whos really in control.

[goBigtime]

Originally posted by kahloz
"Put it in the stink, then put it in the pink and give her an infection!"

Nothing says I love you like fungicide and antibiotics.

[irishfury]

No I think it's the fact that most of us have been burned by the same circumstances but I could be wrong.

Originally posted by kahloz


I love how everyone skipped over boardersweetie's message of understanding and maturity and jumped right into "She's a whore!" and "Fuck someone else!" or "Put it in the stink, then put it in the pink and give her an infection!"

[Zerof8]

Tell her to stop bumpin her gums and make with the whoopie

[pxxx]

Originally posted by BradM
Tell her to put out or get out.

Don't want to take that risk, she might just get out.

[kahloz]

The most important thing any of you should remember is:

"Life is what you make of it, and others do not control how you feel; you control how you feel."

Thank you for coming to the Church of Kahloz, now go and be happy!

ps. It's time you ask yourself why the two of you aren't having sex instead of speculating about it; then you need to sit her down and discuss it with her.

It's the adult thing to do.

[Dugan]

i'd be worried man, shes only 21 and not putting out...who else is she seeing is what i'd be thinking?

[EviLGuY]

Originally posted by kahloz


I love how everyone skipped over boardersweetie's message of understanding and maturity and jumped right into "She's a whore!" and "Fuck someone else!" or "Put it in the stink, then put it in the pink and give her an infection!"

Thats mostly because her opinion is a load of BS.

[kahloz]

Originally posted by goBigtime
Nothing says I love you like fungicide and antibiotics.

This reminds me of when my token jew friend called me up one night and told me the following story....

"Hey Kahloz, so I was with that chick I told you about and we where fucking around and ummm... she got really mad at me."

"Why's that Token Jew Friend?"

"Well I was playing with her ass and put one finger in, then a second and she seemed to really like it... <pauses>"

"Yeah? And??"

"Well... we where fooling around some more and I went to put a finger in her pussy and she kicked me off of her and started screaming at me."

"Holy shit dude, did you fart?"

"No, she started yelling something about a yiest infection and if it was the same finger in her ass and... She got really mad, went to the bathroom for ten minutes then took off."

"<laughing hysterically>"

"What? What'd I do?"

(end scene)

Yeah, that was a funny night

[hova]

maybe you should talk about it

[Goatse]

Is she on some type of anti-depressant? If so, then it's totally understandable. They completely sap your sex drive.

[xclusive]

you have to ask if she can tell you what has happened to your sex lives... just be open and honest...

[strobi]

Originally posted by xclusive
you have to ask if she can tell you what has happened to your sex lives... just be open and honest...

and be prepared if she tells you the truth

[NickB.]

more attention!
Give her a warm bath, some champagne, Massage with some oil, give her quality oral sex.... AMEN = PARTY

[Jer]

Next time just eat her out. Do not penetrate her (go jerk off alone a few minutes later to "release"). If she doesn't want to do it again a few days later...well, then you're not a lucky guy.

[Stamen]

Gotta get her in the mood, make her dinner and watch a lame chick flick, pay her some attention and you'll get the sex.