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Originally posted by goBigtime
Nothing says I love you like fungicide and antibiotics. 
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This reminds me of when my token jew friend called me up one night and told me the following story....
"Hey Kahloz, so I was with that chick I told you about and we where fucking around and ummm... she got really mad at me."
"Why's that Token Jew Friend?"
"Well I was playing with her ass and put one finger in, then a second and she seemed to really like it... <pauses>"
"Yeah? And??"
"Well... we where fooling around some more and I went to put a finger in her pussy and she kicked me off of her and started screaming at me."
"Holy shit dude, did you fart?"
"No, she started yelling something about a yiest infection and if it was the same finger in her ass and... She got really mad, went to the bathroom for ten minutes then took off."
"<laughing hysterically>"
"What? What'd I do?"
(end scene)
Yeah, that was a funny night
