Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 08-09-2004, 04:28 AM   #1
TheMob
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: 2006
Posts: 8,584
TheMob's Guide To Getting Laid

ok, I thought Oracle's guide sucked - since everyone and his uncle is doing the same.

what you should do if you really want to score is the following:

1) go to your a club/bar, make sure there's a few girls you like
2) have a drink
3) have another one
4) hit up a girl out of the blue and make her laugh, don't bother with stupid pickup lines or ask her for a drink -- she's heard that a million times that night already.. ask her something she doesn't expect, ask her what her favorite band is or if she's ever been to a White Stripes show.. just anything really.. why?.. she'll be confused, of course, but that's what you want. she'll either walk away (in that case she wasn't going to fuck you anway) or she'll start laughing, ask you who you are or just answer your question. BAM, you got her interested.
5) get her a drink
6) go to her place

give her your number if you feel like it, she'll definitely call you again.


TheMob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2004, 04:32 AM   #2
hova
Traffillionaire
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ICQ:209371571
Posts: 22,430
dont tell Oracle
__________________
http://traffillions.com/

Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic
hova is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2004, 04:37 AM   #3
Jakke PNG
ex-TeenGodFather
 
Jakke PNG's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
TGF's guide to getting laid:

- Drink 12-15 cans of beer at home before hitting the bar to save money
- Get kicked out from a few places
- Go to the shitties place (the only that lets you in)
- Stay there until they throw you out, there weren't any women in
- Go to buy a burger, ask for extra garlic
- Get a cab home, try no to puke in it. If you do, that's ok. Just tip the driver better
- Go home and jerk off, or if you're wealthy call in a hooker
__________________
..and I'm off.
Jakke PNG is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 08-09-2004, 04:46 AM   #4
enter »
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: -- arizona --»
Posts: 2,362
Quote:
Originally posted by TeenGodFather
TGF's guide to getting laid:

- Drink 12-15 cans of beer at home before hitting the bar to save money
- Get kicked out from a few places
- Go to the shitties place (the only that lets you in)
- Stay there until they throw you out, there weren't any women in
- Go to buy a burger, ask for extra garlic
- Get a cab home, try no to puke in it. If you do, that's ok. Just tip the driver better
- Go home and jerk off, or if you're wealthy call in a hooker
Seems like you could just go from the first step to the last one and skip all that stuff in the middle.

Of course that would leave you hungry from skipping the burger.
__________________
«-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)
enter » is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.