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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
TGF's guide to getting laid:
- Drink 12-15 cans of beer at home before hitting the bar to save money
- Get kicked out from a few places
- Go to the shitties place (the only that lets you in)
- Stay there until they throw you out, there weren't any women in
- Go to buy a burger, ask for extra garlic
- Get a cab home, try no to puke in it. If you do, that's ok. Just tip the driver better
- Go home and jerk off, or if you're wealthy call in a hooker
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Seems like you could just go from the first step to the last one and skip all that stuff in the middle.
Of course that would leave you hungry from skipping the burger.