TheMob's Guide To Getting Laid - GoFuckYourself.com

TheMob · 08-09-2004, 04:28 AM

ok, I thought Oracle's guide sucked - since everyone and his uncle is doing the same.

what you should do if you really want to score is the following:

1) go to your a club/bar, make sure there's a few girls you like
2) have a drink
3) have another one
4) hit up a girl out of the blue and make her laugh, don't bother with stupid pickup lines or ask her for a drink -- she's heard that a million times that night already.. ask her something she doesn't expect, ask her what her favorite band is or if she's ever been to a White Stripes show.. just anything really.. why?.. she'll be confused, of course, but that's what you want. she'll either walk away (in that case she wasn't going to fuck you anway) or she'll start laughing, ask you who you are or just answer your question. BAM, you got her interested.
5) get her a drink
6) go to her place

give her your number if you feel like it, she'll definitely call you again.

hova · 08-09-2004, 04:32 AM

dont tell Oracle

Jakke PNG · 08-09-2004, 04:37 AM

TGF's guide to getting laid:

- Drink 12-15 cans of beer at home before hitting the bar to save money
- Get kicked out from a few places
- Go to the shitties place (the only that lets you in)
- Stay there until they throw you out, there weren't any women in
- Go to buy a burger, ask for extra garlic
- Get a cab home, try no to puke in it. If you do, that's ok. Just tip the driver better
- Go home and jerk off, or if you're wealthy call in a hooker

enter » · 08-09-2004, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
TGF's guide to getting laid:

- Drink 12-15 cans of beer at home before hitting the bar to save money
- Get kicked out from a few places
- Go to the shitties place (the only that lets you in)
- Stay there until they throw you out, there weren't any women in
- Go to buy a burger, ask for extra garlic
- Get a cab home, try no to puke in it. If you do, that's ok. Just tip the driver better
- Go home and jerk off, or if you're wealthy call in a hooker

Seems like you could just go from the first step to the last one and skip all that stuff in the middle.

Of course that would leave you hungry from skipping the burger.

08-09-2004, 04:28 AM	#1
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	TheMob's Guide To Getting Laid ok, I thought Oracle's guide sucked - since everyone and his uncle is doing the same. what you should do if you really want to score is the following: 1) go to your a club/bar, make sure there's a few girls you like 2) have a drink 3) have another one 4) hit up a girl out of the blue and make her laugh, don't bother with stupid pickup lines or ask her for a drink -- she's heard that a million times that night already.. ask her something she doesn't expect, ask her what her favorite band is or if she's ever been to a White Stripes show.. just anything really.. why?.. she'll be confused, of course, but that's what you want. she'll either walk away (in that case she wasn't going to fuck you anway) or she'll start laughing, ask you who you are or just answer your question. BAM, you got her interested. 5) get her a drink 6) go to her place give her your number if you feel like it, she'll definitely call you again.

08-09-2004, 04:32 AM	#2
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08-09-2004, 04:37 AM	#3
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	TGF's guide to getting laid: - Drink 12-15 cans of beer at home before hitting the bar to save money - Get kicked out from a few places - Go to the shitties place (the only that lets you in) - Stay there until they throw you out, there weren't any women in - Go to buy a burger, ask for extra garlic - Get a cab home, try no to puke in it. If you do, that's ok. Just tip the driver better - Go home and jerk off, or if you're wealthy call in a hooker __________________ ..and I'm off.