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TGF's guide to getting laid:
- Drink 12-15 cans of beer at home before hitting the bar to save money
- Get kicked out from a few places
- Go to the shitties place (the only that lets you in)
- Stay there until they throw you out, there weren't any women in
- Go to buy a burger, ask for extra garlic
- Get a cab home, try no to puke in it. If you do, that's ok. Just tip the driver better
- Go home and jerk off, or if you're wealthy call in a hooker
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..and I'm off.
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