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Tips on how to Act in Maimi GFY STYLE of course..... How far is this from the truth?
*this is a paorody yet I see it year ofter year*
Get your company to pay for your flight. Most Drive down cause they cant afford a flight and claim to want thier freedom and shit. PFT Win a pass on a adult internet radio show. Simple if you know some simple trivia and have google opened in anuther window. Get Topbucksl to pick you up in a limo or a ICQ *buddy* at the airport. Claim the hotel fucked up and you go now place to stay and volenteer to sleep of one of you bizness partners floor for just ONE night . ...then take advatage and stay all three. DRINK YOU FACE OFF FOR FREE knowing full well you are never going to support the sponser . Act like an asshole and party with some hotties. Make you way over the party sponser a kiss a lil ass in druken stupor. Sleep in and miss the semiars saying the show sucked. Bash the so call haters for calling you out on message boards and publicy apppologize for being a dick and it was the sponsers fault for feeds you all the tequilla or whateva. Collect some frere swag in the late afternoon and give it away to your buddies claiming how PIMP you are. Go thru the some bizzness cards that you found in the welcome bag when you get back and make refercrencs to how fuck up you were and normally not like that. Talk your way out of it on icq. Do it all over again in two months. Any questions? PS... DONT FORGET PICTURE WITH JENNA JAMMESON All jokes aside I looward to seeing old and new freinds. It's been an exciting year and so much has changed.
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We need more free porn
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Where's the "Guido style" advice?
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It's funny but true thou. LOL
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true dat!
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Arent you just another employee who hops jobs more often than i change my underwear? Then gets his pic taken with random hot chicks so you can show them on your personal look at me how cool i am site. Also lets not forget how you pretended to be a big shot in that vid by lying about cars you dont own.
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Reading your post again, you fit that description perfectly.
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Thanks Lori I look forward to hearning from you.
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Battus Im not going to go to your level. I'm sorry you feel that way but you comments are based on ignorance. Plain and simple.
Everyone knows the truth and I do great bizness. Everytime you post your nevegative lies you bring tons of traffic so I dont know if your a hater or just a big fan. ROCK ON !!! Bro all the power to you.
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Fucked if I know
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You left out one.
Get Tala to take a pic of you and your buddies with Jager shots. ![]() Luv ya Derek! See you there! ![]() |
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Let's meet up.
You going? Im a cool guy. I look foward to it. ![]()
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Enough to get us both drunk.
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Add me to icq so we can set up a time.
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I need a beer
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Very amusing...I'm sure all of it applies to several people, but some of it applies to a lot.
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I go to shows and act cool so I can get free drinks. I'm too broke to buy them for myself. Somebody please show me the way!
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I don't understand what's all the hate for someone working for another company...
Derek is a great salesman, and I know some in this biz making more money being salesperson than some owners themselves. You need people to do different things, or else nothing gets done. if we were all owning our own business, then who the hell would be left to do sales, graphics, support, etc... Derek's got my respect in that area as he is one of the best at what he does ![]()
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Jenna Jameson is written with one "m" in Jameson. And can someone please give me a hint where to get free passes? I just need one.
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I'm shocked AaronM didn't start this thread
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LOL Derek does more work at shows then most people do!!
Have a good time buddy, ignore the haters!
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Love the picture with Jenna thing!
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Seriously though, I suspect my ROI for this Internext will be between 11.7 and 15%, depending on gas prices and the humidity level.
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Where did you get my agenda from?
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Now english isnt my first language but even i write better english. I dont like to attack people on their grammar but this is just screaming for attention. Here we go:
paorody - parody ofter - after thier - their anuther - another volenteer - volunteer bizness - business advatage - advantage sponser - sponsor druken stupor - not sure what he was supposed to say here but i bet he spelled it wrong. semiars - seminars so call - so called apppologize - apologize tequilla - tequila refercrencs - references thru - through jammeson - jameson freinds - friends Instead of screaming how well you do business all the time how about you learn how to type english first. |
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This thread confirms what I already knew...
Derek can't spell, and I don't need to be in FLA with the aforementioned types of people. I'll see all of you in Vegas- unfortunately. ![]()
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I'm looking forward to seeing you again in FL. You're a great sales person who knows his shit!
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Most of the stuff you just said is very true.
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The dude, doesn't do a spell check before he hits reply and now all of a sudden your fucking Captain Grammar? Christ, I usually enjoy reading some of your stuff, but this is getting pathetic. You always targeting certain people, just like the GFY virtual keyboard bully. Get over it already, you don't like his threads or grammar stop freaking reading them! Derek is excellent at his job and he is a great person, get the hell out of the house step up and meet some of these people that your trashing. Anyone that has time to sit and pick through someone's grammar and spelling error's really has no place to talk. Although, I know you can't help yourself.
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Derek, the ultimate sales whore *cough cough*. Annoying face and voice, drunk all the time, bragging, getting his pics taken with convention whores, having his personal site with endless amounts of pics of him. God, i can pick on this punk forever without getting bored by it. |
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