Dwreck

*this is a paorody yet I see it year ofter year*

Get your company to pay for your flight. Most Drive down cause they cant afford a flight and claim to want thier freedom and shit. PFT

Win a pass on a adult internet radio show. Simple if you know some simple trivia and have google opened in anuther window.

Get Topbucksl to pick you up in a limo or a ICQ *buddy* at the airport.

Claim the hotel fucked up and you go now place to stay and volenteer to sleep of one of you bizness partners floor for just ONE night . ...then take advatage and stay all three.

DRINK YOU FACE OFF FOR FREE knowing full well you are never going to support the sponser . Act like an asshole and party with some hotties. Make you way over the party sponser a kiss a lil ass in druken stupor.

Sleep in and miss the semiars saying the show sucked. Bash the so call haters for calling you out on message boards and publicy apppologize for being a dick and it was the sponsers fault for feeds you all the tequilla or whateva.

Collect some frere swag in the late afternoon and give it away to your buddies claiming how PIMP you are.

Go thru the some bizzness cards that you found in the welcome bag when you get back and make refercrencs to how fuck up you were and normally not like that.

Talk your way out of it on icq.

Do it all over again in two months.


Any questions?


PS... DONT FORGET PICTURE WITH JENNA JAMMESON


All jokes aside I looward to seeing old and new freinds. It's been an exciting year and so much has changed.

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Derek *Dwreck* Smout
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