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Old 08-03-2004, 10:38 PM   #1
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Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt?

everyone who comes here seems to get hurt.... i'm starting to think I'm cursed......
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Old 08-03-2004, 10:39 PM   #2
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Old 08-03-2004, 10:40 PM   #3
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Old 08-03-2004, 10:41 PM   #4
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Perhaps its the choice of leisure activities that are chosen and not you?
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Old 08-03-2004, 10:50 PM   #5
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Perhaps its the choice of leisure activities that are chosen and not you?

neither Jman nor myself ever seem to get hurt doing them? - and we do them all the time
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:05 PM   #6
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:42 PM   #7
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Did Elli get hurt today ???

What happened ?
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:45 PM   #8
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Did Elli get hurt today ???

What happened ?
i broke her heart
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:46 PM   #9
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:47 PM   #10
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i broke her heart
That's right, you sent me packing! I took my toothbrush and my laptop and went home!

I seem to be missing my pants, though...
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:49 PM   #11
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That's right, you sent me packing! I took my toothbrush and my laptop and went home!

I seem to be missing my pants, though...
i'm sure that made for an interesting plane ride......
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:51 PM   #12
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:51 PM   #13
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i'm sure that made for an interesting plane ride......
Yeah, I think I got chafed by those awful Jetsgo seats!

re: the injuries. I was going to take pictures of my bruises, but they've faded already. I'm REALLY stiff, though. Can barely move my neck. I used muscles I never knew I had! But it's all good
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:53 PM   #14
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........I'm REALLY stiff, though. Can barely move my neck. I used muscles I never knew I had! But it's all good
i get that a lot, i'm very bendy
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:55 PM   #15
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i get that a lot, i'm very bendy
I realize that now! You should have warned me before I came out! I would have done more yoga classes. How do you even get into some of those positions?
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:56 PM   #16
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I realize that now! You should have warned me before I came out! I would have done more yoga classes. How do you even get into some of those positions?
where there's a will - there's a way
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Old 08-04-2004, 12:14 AM   #17
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You're not cursed, I'm just accident prone. I shudder to think how stone cold sober Fred is feeling! And again- SO VERY SORRY!
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Old 08-04-2004, 12:15 AM   #18
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You're not cursed, I'm just accident prone. I shudder to think how stone cold sober Fred is feeling! And again- SO VERY SORRY!
you SHOULD be sorry - there's no more food left in the house. you ate everything!!!!!!!!!!!


i REALLY hope you're not in any pain though... those were some rough crashes you had.
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Old 08-04-2004, 12:17 AM   #19
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Old 08-04-2004, 12:22 AM   #20
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My pride took a beating but I am fine. Aneesthetized anyways. I gave your superior Canadian tortilla chips to Deep, who is a nice guy. Thanks for being so great, and for so tenderly initiating Jack into the world of gay sex.
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Old 08-04-2004, 01:29 AM   #21
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Jesus Sleazy what do you do to your guests??

When people come to visit us out here they usually just miss their flight back home....no biggy
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Old 08-04-2004, 01:35 AM   #22
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:45 AM   #23
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neither Jman nor myself ever seem to get hurt doing them? - and we do them all the time
You both must be doing them right!
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:46 AM   #24
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:48 AM   #25
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neither Jman nor myself ever seem to get hurt doing them? - and we do them all the time
I think you just answered your own question Sleazy.
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Old 08-04-2004, 11:44 AM   #29
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everyone who comes here seems to get hurt.... i'm starting to think I'm cursed......
lol maybe your just bad luck to some people sleazy!
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Oh God, don't remind me! Please don't hold it against FF for employing guys with spastic girlfriends. My gigantic food budget leaves me without money to pay you back, but you can have my first born child, Sleazy. Let me know if you have any gender preference so that Jack can heat his testes to the appropriate temperature.
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Maybe you should give them the welcome slap with the bat.....
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everyone who comes here seems to get hurt.... i'm starting to think I'm cursed......
You are not cursed!! People just need to be careful thats all.

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when i read title - Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt - first what i think - every time when someone visit you, you get assfucked...

tell me what i wrong....
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I wouldn't know. I've never been invited..lol..

You were good when I had you at my place!! Wait a minute..that was b/c we just ate..altho I almost lost my hands in the process..lol
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when i read title - Is it possible for someone to visit me without getting hurt - first what i think - every time when someone visit you, you get assfucked...

tell me what i wrong....
I only wish that I could [shifts uncomfortably on inflated rubber donut]
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